The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[DraPrime]

I'm finally kicking this cold, so that's nice.

If it's not gone in a week, just kill me, jettison the corpse into space, and set it on fire.

It's impossible to set your body on fire if we shoot you into space. You know, because there's a vacuum?

[CurlyKitGirl]

It's true. You caught us. Now, let me fetch me flat cap and t'whippet. I need to go out to t'moors to check on those kids I sent down t'mine.


I never want to have to write t' again. I feel dirty inside.

THAT'S Yorkshire.
And don't forget they wrok thwenty three hours a day, live in a small outhouse with no roof and eat boiled slugs for dinner morning, noon and night. And so on and so forth.

Is now the time to edge sideways into the conversation, raise an eyebrow, and drawl out "Meow," in two salacious syllables?

It is.

Perhaps the Boy could be persuaded to wear a belled collar. Red Nose Day approaches; silly dress is to be expected. . .

Muuuuummy, the scary line lady's scaring me.
That's. That's. That's.
Oh by Io.

You don't want me ever to speak to poor KitBoy do you? Now he's. Ugh. Oh Lord.
Catboy in collar. On someone I've since since I was not - quite - eight.

[Phase]

So, I've got no REAL homework. Thank you, community service day.

[Kaelaroth]

Oooh, RedNoseDay. Must totally, yes, get one of them Stella silly shirts. Sure, they're saucy, and common, but, hey. Keira frickin' KNIGTLEY wore one. And, she's like.. thin. I must HAVE ONE.

[DraPrime]

Wait a second, red nose day? An entire day devoted to looking stupid?

[Kaelaroth]

Wait a second, red nose day? An entire day devoted to looking stupid?

For charity.
...
You get to be red. And look stunning in fashionista style thin-thin-thin-FTW t-shirt mock-dresses. And dye your hair. Perhaps.

[Lyesmith]

Wait a second, red nose day? An entire day devoted to looking stupid?

Yeah.
It's...somewhat beyond description.

[Kaelaroth]

*notices that 'Zira's avatar's summoning fire*
*notices that own avatar is summoning lightning*
It's like we're the patrons of the Fire Nation.

[Rutskarn]

It's impossible to set your body on fire if we shoot you into space. You know, because there's a vacuum?

I knew someone would say that, and further, that it would be impossible. So let me just impress upon you exactly how dire the situation is, that I would ask the impossible of you.

So dire.

And I'm not making any sense. I'm not even not making sense in a funny way.

Tree bean casseron't.

[Phase]

*notices that 'Zira's avatar's summoning fire*
*notices that own avatar is summoning lightning*
It's like we're the patrons of the Fire Nation.

Not so fast. The Water tribes and I have a little something to say about your little regime. Well, less "say" more "Crush all your forces beneath the waves."

[DraPrime]

I knew someone would say that, and further, that it would be impossible. So let me just impress upon you exactly how dire the situation is, that I would ask the impossible of you.

So dire.

And I'm not making any sense. I'm not even not making sense in a funny way.

Tree bean casseron't.

Perhaps if I continuously blew oxygen on you while you're in space, I could set you on fire. But I can't because I myself am too busy being sick with my own cold.

[Collin152]

Not so fast. The Water tribes and I have a little something to say about your little regime. Well, less "say" more "Crush all your forces beneath the waves."

Wooh, preach it, Master!

[Recaiden]

Perhaps if I continuously blew oxygen on you while you're in space, I could set you on fire. But I can't because I myself am too busy being sick with my own cold.

No. We're bringing enough oxygen to burn him.

[Rutskarn]

Thankee, Recaiden.

Friends will help you move. Good friends will supply sufficient oxygen to ensure that your pocky, ghastly remnants are well and truly incinerated, even in the vacuum of space.

[DraPrime]

No. We're bringing enough oxygen to burn him.

We? There is no we in this. I'm too sick to burn him.

[Phase]

Thankee, Recaiden.

Friends will help you move. Good friends will supply sufficient oxygen to ensure that your pocky, ghastly remnants are well and truly incinerated, even in the vacuum of space.

Great friends bring their own accelerant. My personal favorite is the gasoline soaked belongings of the person I'm lighting.

[Coplantor]

Two good news and one bad.

Good new number one... My hair is back! I can shape it almost anyway imaginable! I could swear it has life of it's own and that it is a great old one! Also, my moustache is already big enough to make small twirls at the ends of it, my class mates say that I'm the bad guy of the movie.

Good new number B: Today I had a job interview after a while rying to get one, it went pretty well and I'm waiting for the psychological test

Bad new: Because of the job interview my hair is gone.

[A Rainy Knight]

Two good news and one bad.

Good new number one... My hair is back! I can shape it almost anyway imaginable! I could swear it has life of it's own and that it is a great old one! Also, my moustache is already big enough to make small twirls at the ends of it, my class mates say that I'm the bad guy of the movie.

Good new number B: Today I had a job interview after a while rying to get one, it went pretty well and I'm waiting for the psychological test

Bad new: Because of the job interview my hair is gone.

Hair today, gone tomorrow, I guess.

Please don't hurt me.

[Coplantor]

I'm actually more afraid of what dallas might do to me. But he doesnt have to find out right? I mean, is not like I wrote that I loose my hair again in some sort of public space to wich almost every person in the world has access to, right?

On a second note, I also handed in my portfolio today, tomorrow I'll have the defence with the tribunal.

[DraPrime]

Wait, why was your hair gone? And what sort of job makes you cut your hair?

[Coplantor]

I had to get it shorter because like that I would look like a "member of society", pffft.

In a cinema.

[Dragonrider]

They don't make WOMEN cut their hair to get a job.

Discrimination, I say!

[Collin152]

They don't make WOMEN cut their hair to get a job.

Discrimination, I say!

Indeed! Likewise, a woman wearing a skirt to an interview is much more likely to get the job than a man doing the same. Discrimination of the worst sort!

[Groundhog]

Actually, one of my uncles owns a couple of kilts, and has worn them to work with no ill effects.

[Dragonrider]

My dad has shoulder-length dreadlocks AND has worn a kilt to work.

He's pretty high up in management, and yet they haven't fired him! He also sometimes sits in his office playing the guitar.

Hmm.

[Assassin89]

Indeed! Likewise, a woman wearing a skirt to an interview is much more likely to get the job than a man doing the same. Discrimination of the worst sort!

Why would a man want to wear a skirt to an interview? I think that there is a degree of appearing professional that is necessary. Wearing woman's clothing might disturb some coworkers.

[Coplantor]

If people get's that easily disturbed then I dont know what they'll do once I'm in. If I'm in.

[Collin152]

Actually, one of my uncles owns a couple of kilts, and has worn them to work with no ill effects.

Kilt != skirt.

Why would a man want to wear a skirt to an interview? I think that there is a degree of appearing professional that is necessary. Wearing woman's clothing might disturb some coworkers.

What, so it's professional for women but not for men? You know, they said that women working would disturb (in one sense or another) the men in the workplace, and this was their justification for not hiring them. We see where that policy's gone.

Skirts for men! Down with hiring discrimination!

[Felixaar]

My dad has shoulder-length dreadlocks AND has worn a kilt to work.

He's pretty high up in management, and yet they haven't fired him! He also sometimes sits in his office playing the guitar.

Hmm.

Your dad is so awesome.

This has been a public service announcement.

[DraPrime]

That hair length thing is actually a bit of a problem for a friend of mine. He has hair that almost goes down to his waist, and the various places that he applies to for part time jobs often turn him away for his hair. I mostly find this stupid, because who really cares how the guy handing you coffee at Starbuck's looks lime?

Although the skirt thing has been used to great comedic effect with the military receuiters that come around my school. The looks on their faces is priceless when a guy in a skirt walks up to them and says he wants to join. It's even funnier if he's holding hands with another guy. Then the recruiter just looks really uncomfortable.