Avatar Battle Royale Discussion Thread XIX: To FAIL, or not to FAIL?

[-skimmer-]

Greetings!
I have decided without asking first to create an ABR Q&A II!
I need questions, and some people who would like to host.

Oh, you're doing Q&A here? I would like to see first one

Question: Why does everyone wear this?

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FFF Canon


There.

FFF canon again:

[Nameless]

Welcome back Skimmer. :D

And I have no idea where it is, you might want to ask Mechafox, or the person who made it. (Threeshades I think)

[Mad Mask]

Welcome back Skimmer. :D

And I have no idea where it is, you might want to ask Mechafox, or the person who made it. (Threeshades I think)

Salmon made it:

[kpenguin]

That's the second Q&A

[Threeshades]

Oh, you're doing Q&A here? I would like to see first one

Question: Why does everyone wear this?

It was an Emergency Protocol action of the Vendetta.

[-skimmer-]

Salmon made it:

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Sounds fun, feel free to squeeze my character in (The one who shows questions should be always girl, its a rule or something)

It was an Emergency Protocol action of the Vendetta.

Emergency Protocol action of the Vendetta? But for what reason it would....um....nevermind

[Nameless]

Salmon made it:

That was part two of the Q&A.

[Threeshades]

Emergency Protocol action of the Vendetta? But for what reason it would....um....nevermind

For an emergency of course.

[BRC]

For an emergency of course.

You see, Ven discovered that, because of the wide variety of cultures Oliver recruited crew members from, big flashing lights and klaxons were not enough to make people realize there was an emergency. Every signal he could think of had some other connotation for a different culture. Except, of course, for big purple hats and 'staches. The sudden appearance of a big purple hat and mostache was somthing that no culture in the planes had any preconcieved ideas about. Thus, Ven could tell all crewmembers that big purple hats and moustache's meant EMERGENCY!

[-skimmer-]

You see, Ven discovered that, because of the wide variety of cultures Oliver recruited crew members from, big flashing lights and klaxons were not enough to make people realize there was an emergency. Every signal he could think of had some other connotation for a different culture. Except, of course, for big purple hats and 'staches. The sudden appearance of a big purple hat and mostache was somthing that no culture in the planes had any preconcieved ideas about. Thus, Ven could tell all crewmembers that big purple hats and moustache's meant EMERGENCY!

Well, if Ven is able to pop out hats and mustaches, he should also add little announcement with "Don't panic, it's really just an emergency" written in it.
It would effectively decrease casualties...

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[Nameless]

Sounds fun, feel free to squeeze my character in (The one who shows questions should be always girl, its a rule or something)

Exxxelant...

[Mad Mask]

That was part two of the Q&A.

Where is Part One ? I can't seem to find it.

[CrimsonAngel]

Well, if Ven is able to pop out hats and mustaches, he should also add little announcement with "Don't panic, it's really just an emergency" written in it.
It would effectively decrease casualties...

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...Wow. ...All I can say is... "Thank you".

[Keris]

Exxxelant...

That worries me...

I kid. Continue Nameless, I am intrigued.

[-skimmer-]

...Wow. ...All I can say is... "Thank you".

Now I may sound like an idiot, but despite of that I still ask: for what?

[CrimsonAngel]

I R bored.

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[BRC]

Well, if Ven is able to pop out hats and mustaches, he should also add little announcement with "Don't panic, it's really just an emergency" written in it.
It would effectively decrease casualties...

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But Ven finds those casualties HILARIOUS

What, he's an AI, he's like contractually obligated to have no value for the lives of idiot crewmembers. He's found that the crewmembers usually have no idea what to do in an emergency, so if they are running around in blind panic there is a good chance they will slam into a wall and knock themselves unconcious, thus getting them out of the way.

[Falgorn]

Ven likes casaulties?!?! I'm wearing a purple hat and mustache!!!! IT'S TERRIBLE!!!! It isn't just a casultie (or however you spell it), it's an...ÜBER CASULTIE!

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Ven likes casaulties?!?! I'm wearing a purple hat and mustache!!!! IT'S TERRIBLE!!!! It isn't just a casultie (or however you spell it), it's an...ÜBER CASULTIE!

That just mean you're not evil enough..

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[Falgorn]

Good point, Skimmer. I need to become more evil...(Goes out to hire a Henchman.) Perfect! Now I just need a goatee, snidely mustache, and cane! (Realizes he's at his cousin's house.) Crap, can't get this stuff here.

Hey, Skimmer's back! Hooray!

[Nameless]

Where is Part One ? I can't seem to find it.

No idea.

I kid. Continue Nameless, I am intrigued.

Well I need questions, and anyone else who wants to be in the comic.

I R bored.

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Random. o_O

[Falgorn]

I have a question, Nameless. Is it just me, or are we on Skimmer's top two list?

And Mad Mask, I'm going to participate in FI as a PC. On the UNA side as a merc.

[-skimmer-]

I have a question, Nameless. Is it just me, or are we on Skimmer's top two list?

If you figured this out from the fact that I bashed you, cripled you or kicked you in more than half of my comics...well, I can't really say I'am not enjoying it

As for Nameless, he brough me to plot didn't he? It can be said he is somewhat responsible for me

[Falgorn]

Ahh, but then, Skimmer, you fail to realize that you bash, kick, and cripple only me. And I was one of the three in the hat-thing.

[-skimmer-]

Ahh, but then, Skimmer, you fail to realize that you bash, kick, and cripple only me. And I was one of the three in the hat-thing.

How shrewd of you, get a cookie *throws cookie at Falgorn*

[Nameless]

I have a question, Nameless. Is it just me, or are we on Skimmer's top two list?

And Mad Mask, I'm going to participate in FI as a PC. On the UNA side as a merc.

Hoorah! A question!

[-skimmer-]

Random questions:

Q1: Rumors says Lying can shoot laser beams from his mounth, is it true?

Q2: What nameless hides under his hood? Has he really cat-ears?

Q3: If Randomizer and Batman had to fight each other, who would win?

[Keris]

Random questions:

Serious answers, which forestall any attempt at a Q&A comic!

Q1: Rumors says Lying can shoot laser beams from his mounth, is it true?

Not without preparing the spell in advance.

2: What nameless hides under his hood? Has he really cat-ears?

His face broke off when he attempted to raise the dead, something Death should never attempt. He hides it out of shame.

Q3: If Randomizer and Batman had to fight each other, who would win?

Batman if he has preparation time. It's always Batman, with preparation time.

[Nameless]

Serious answers, which forestall any attempt at a Q&A comic!


Not without preparing the spell in advance.


His face broke off when he attempted to raise the dead, something Death should never attempt. He hides it out of shame.


Batman if he has preparation time. It's always Batman, with preparation time.

Stop answering the questions! GAH!

[Emperor Ing]

Q3: If Randomizer and Batman had to fight each other, who would win?

Well considering Batman can defeat an invulnerable man with the power of a god somehow, and the fact that victory is directly porportional to the raving lunacy of the character or faction's fangirls, Edward Cullen always wins.