Simply Werewolf 2 - Game On!

[Trixie]

Yarr! Murska is obviously a terminator disguised as a werewolf disguised as a ninja! Walk the plank already!

Murska, you say?

[Murska]

Getting too close... I hope Mordokai isn't being protected by the masons but then, I don't want to die before tonight since I haven't organized stuff yet.

[Mordokai]

*throws a coin*
*puffs a smoke*
*blindfolds self*

Been pleasure knowing you peeps.

[billtodamax]

Yar, me point be changing to Murska.

[Murska]

*sigh* Why is it always me.

What about we just find a third target if you don't want to lynch Mordokai?

[Mordokai]

You lynch me, you lynch a villager. Worse than lynching a wolf, better than lynching a mason. I can't say what Murska is this time and even if I'm very tempted to put Murska's constant in action again, it would be downright mean of me to do so. Granted, the constant is constant for a reason, but I would be frustrated too.

In the end, it doesn't really matter. With some luck, I'd end up finding wolf again and then everybody would start following me again, which would ultimately result in villagers loosing. So by all means, if you have no better target, lynch me. At least I won't catch scurvy.

[Skippy]

Won't catch scurvy, you say? But scruvy be one of tha most important pirate traditions there are! I have me suspicion placed upon ye, Mordokai!

[Uncle Festy]

Um…
Radikal Skippy posted above me.
Vote subject to change.

[Gnomish Wanderer]

It be the first day? Aye! There be only one way to solve this dilemma!

*starts spinning in a circle, finger stretched outward*

Round and round and round I go, where I stop, nobody knows!

*finally falls to the ground, dizzy finger still slowly spinning*

And I stopped on Gnome_4ever! No, wait...



Billtodamax!

[Mordokai]

Won't catch scurvy, you say? But scruvy be one of tha most important pirate traditions there are! I have me suspicion placed upon ye, Mordokai!

Yeah, but if I have to choose between my teeth and a tradition, I'll choose the former any day.

[Hyozo]

Scurvy isn't really that big of a deal. A piece of fresh fruit every once in a while is all you need to keep it under control. What really needs to be worried about is what you get when you combine a pirate's love for strong alcohol in large quantities with a shipbuilder's love for having large solid objects at just about the right height for people who aren't paying attention to hit their heads on them.

[happyturtle]

End of Day 1

(Just a reminder that all flavor text is flavor, and is not to be considered indicative of anyone's roles.)

The A-Team disguised themselves as pirates and ninjas and mingled with the crew. Faceman flirted with all the ladies, under the guise of information gathering. BA started working on repairing the ship so they could escape. And Murdoch... well, no one was really sure what he was doing, but it seemed to involve a couple of chickens, a shower curtain, and a box of cheez-its.

The real pirates and ninjas were busy arguing amongst themselves. The pirates wanted to lynch a ninja, while the ninjas wanted to lynch a pirate.

"Everyone knows that ninjas are master of disguise. So of course the Terminators are all disguised as ninjas. Lynch the ninja Murska!"

"No! Only a pirate would think something so idiotic as that. Lynch the pirate Mordokai! Ninjas are far too clever to allow our own numbers to be infiltrated!"

Hannibal, in ninja disguise, snickered to himself at that.

"The A-Team are protecting you, aren't they?!" Murska demanded.

Face looked up from his attempt to seduce a particularly curvy ninja. "Wait, what?"

Mordokai looks around. "Hey, I'm just a pirate. See? Yarr! Shiver me timbers! Pass the rum, please!"

The pirates turned on him at once. "He said 'please'! That's no pirate! Lynch him!"

"But... my mother taught me to be polite!"

Murska, seeing his opportunity, disappeared in a puff of smoke as the mob closed in on Mordokai.

"Help! Captain Happy! Save me!"

But Captain Happy was busy making out with Master Wolfbane and didn't hear him. So the mob sliced Mordokai to bits with katanas, then ordered the bits to walk the plank.

Summary:

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Mordokai was lynched. He was a Pirate.

Night 1 begins now and ends in about 24 hours.

[late for dinner]

late for dinner[COLOR="Black"]Gets out of bed with a yawn (internet works again) completely oblivious to the madness that just happens....thinks for a sec....checks body for any wounds...finds nothing...gives God a big thumbs up...He sings his wake up song....

Ohh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life
A-rovin' over the sea
Give me a career
As a buccaneer
It's the life of a pirate for me
Ohh, the life of a pirate for me

Ohh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life
They never bury yer bones
But when it's all over
A jolly sea rover
Drops in on his friend Davy Jones
Ohh, his very good friend Davy Jones...

[UncleWolf]

The sun set. The pirates and ninja all went to their respective look-outs to make sure that all would be safe. The Pirates drank and the Ninja threw darts.

All was quiet except for a certain two, but I wouldn't want to bore you with the details.

The Terminators ended up having to repair some parts due to the corrosive salt in the air and the booze from the day.

Meanwhile, the A-team played card games, but had to stop after all four of them kept getting Royal Flushes. In Spades.

But other than that, the night was uneventful besides a small incident with smoke-bombs, but how was anyone supposed to know that the cookie jar had been trapped?

Night 1 is over.

Nothing happened.

[Shadowcaller]

All was quiet except for a certain two, but I wouldn't want to bore you with the details.

Only in your game Wolfy, only in your game.

[billtodamax]

Who put the smokebomb in the cookie jar?
iceddragons put the smokebomb in the cookie jar.

[Hyozo]

What?
*checks arsenal*
sorry, but I don't have any fewer smoke bombs than I did when we started. Perhaps Murska planted the smoke bomb which seems to have upset you.

[Murska]

Hey! I didn't touch nothing, man! I saw it, it was Iceddragons!

[billtodamax]

Doesn't either of you know? The correct response is:

Who me?
Couldn't be.

Then I say:

Then who put the smokebomb in the cookie jar?

then one of you says:

(Name here) put the smokebomb in the cookie jar.

Duh.

[Hyozo]

I knew, but I have absolutely no desire to have memories of songs from Barney cycling through my mind until the next time I found something to fill the empty space, so I decided to skip to the important part.

[Fleeing Coward]

Let's get the bandwagon going.
iceddragons

[Jontom Xire]

I think Fleeing Coward seems overly keen to have a bandwagon going.

[Fleeing Coward]

I think Fleeing Coward seems overly keen to have a bandwagon going.

Why wouldn't I be? That bandwagon isn't pointing at me

[banjo1985]

Istari for wolf inactivity.

[TwoBitWriter]

Banjo1985 for being unfortunate enough to post right before me.

[Murska]

Doesn't either of you know? The correct response is...

I know, I was going to use the Bash one but it was in a slightly too colourful language to work for someone like me.

[Trixie]

Istari for a three way tie.

And for being inactive

[Zar Peter]

Trixie! for... for... SPARTA!!!

[Skippy]

I might have missed something, but... Isn't it still Nighttime, people?

Strike that, I did miss something. Wolfbane's post.

So, now that that's over with, I point at Zar Peter just because his is the first name that came to my mind

[late for dinner]

Ah....Arhgh....if we be votin' then count me yin. I vote fur Banjo1985 to be walkin' the plank. The poppet on yur hand is scarin' me out me wits...yaaargh.