Llama Llama Duck 2 - Game Thread - The Return of Insanity

[Lamech]

This random pointing is useless. To truly determine who the ducks are, we must analyze all information available to us through a holistic proof.

The following is spoilered for length and ridiculousness.

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First, we must define our terms. Each player will be represented with their account name, in brackets ([]) to indicate that the letters do not represent anything. In terms of side, d₁ is duck, b₁ is bunny, and l is llama. For roles, c is careless baner, s is seer/fool, v₁ is voider, d₂ is disguiser, m₁ is mayor, h is Howard, a is assassin, v₂ is vortexer, b₂ is beast, and m₂ is mason.

Thus, we can set up the following equations for the dead players:
[Ariko]=lh
[Dr. Bath]=b₁m₂
[GoC]=b₁m₂
[Jontom Xire]=lv₂
[Shadow]=d₁a
[Talic]=la
[Wolfbane]=ls

From these, we can derive equations for all dead players on the same team:
[Ariko]/h=[Jontom Xire]/v₂=[Talic]/a=[Wolfbane]/s
[GoC]=[Dr. Bath]
[Shadow]/a=d₁

Due the fact that only one duck has been killed, we have little data, and ordinarily could not proceed. Fortunately, however, Shadow is a special case, and so we can apply the inverse of the Formula of Shadow to get this:
[Shadow]/~[Talic]=a^-1

As a^-1=1/a, and [Talic]/l=a, [Shadow]/~[Talic]=1/([Talic]/l), so [Shadow]=~[Talic]/([Talic]/l). As this is true, we can apply Atreyu's Alphabetical Axiom to demonstrate that [The Valiant Turtle]=d₁.

With this information at our disposal, it is fairly easy to determine that Reinholdt, lamech, Griever, ThePhantom, Hyozo, Selrahc and billtodamax are all ducks, for reason I hope I don't have to explain. However, Alarra's Wolf Equilibrium Theorem suggests that there is at least one more duck. Through the information we have acquired so far, we can find that:
[Shadow]/d₁³+b₁[GoC]²+l√([Talic][JontomXire][Ariko]+[Wolfbane]l)=[happyturtle]/[Murska]

While this may look daunting, it is a simple matter to use the converse Atreyu-Xire Function to derive the following:
[happyturtle]=d₁

Thus, happyturtle is a duck.

For the curious, here are the roles of all living players:

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Aemoh: Bunny Mayor
Alarra: Llama Mason
Allysian: Llama Voider
Banjo1985: Llama Beast
billtodamax: Duck Seer/Fool
Catseye2121: Llama Disguiser
Cristo Meyers: Howard the Bunny
Dallas-Dakota: Llama Mason
Darkcomet: Llama Careless Baner
deathslayer7: Llama Assassin
Dragoon: Llama Mayor
Evnafets: Llama Mason
Fin: Bunny Mason
Fleeing Coward: Llama Careless Baner
Griever: Duck Mason
hap_hazard: Howard the Llama
Happyturtle: Duck Everything
Haruki-kun: Llama Voider
Helgraf: Llama Seer/Fool
Iceddragons/Hyozo: Duck Mayor
lamech: Howard the Duck
Lex-kat: Llama Careless Baner
Mordokai: Bunny Beast
Murska: Llama Mason
Mustiado: Llama Disguiser
PirateMonk: Llama Mathematician (secret role)
Radikal Skippy: Bunny Assassin
Recaiden: Llama Mason
Reinholdt: Duck Vortexer
Selrahc: Duck Voider
Shadowcaller: Llama Mayor
Stu42: Howard the Llama
Szilard: Bunny Mason
The Valiant Turtle: Duck Disguiser
ThePhantom: Duck Beast
Trixie: Howard the Llama
Uncle Festy: Llama Beast
xNadia: Llama Mayor
Zar Peter: Llama Assassin
Zeb the Troll: Llama Mason

Psst... I'm a llama beast.

[Recaiden]

I suspect that evnafets is a duck. He didn't respond to the llama code phrase.

[Cristo Meyers]

Time to unleash my patented duck finding method...

...well...it worked in Universal Smash...once...anyway...

*spins round and round and round and round and...*thud*

*lands on Reinholdt*

[Nychta]

The first half of PirateMonk's role list is incorrect, but I believe he's right about happyturtle. So I will point at Murska.

[billtodamax]

If anyone's interested, I'm probably going to kill happs today.

[Trixie]

Sight. Opinions, even wrong, never die. Actually, er, they sometimes do, but not in this case.

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While I'm not surprised Shadow was a duck, especially after his whole 'let's kill llama, only because he is an assassin, because assassins are evil!' - which costed team good a turn and a three players. Of course, when I tried to point a possible assassination attempt during the first day, someone somehow didn't have the 'assassin' problem and pointed at me with rude comment. But alas, as I pointed that out I got half a dozen PM's with threats or defensive comments about the greatest player ever so I had to edit that out under pressure.

In some ways, I still feel threated as a 'dumb newb' by some players, like I arrived here just yesterday

No, I don't mean the first incident, where I might have reacted too strongly, but my logic afterwards.

Anyway, I don't have time to read anything you've written yesterday, but I see PirateMonk written something insanely amazing

And, um, it seems we have enough bandwagons... so, Aemoh.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Well you just became active yesterday....Orso it feels.....

But you're not 'dumb', I can assure you that. Or atleast you're not acting like it.

[Trixie]

I said 'some' players. Yes, there were many that were great to talk with, but I also encountered some who to this day threat me rudely and pretty much ignore anything I've said, no matter how much sense it makes. Some even make a point to say anything opposite just to disagree with me (albeit they at least try to not say that openly)

Meh. I finally said that out loud. Of course, it is going to backfire. I don't know how, when and where, but knowing my luck, it will.

[GoC]

I'm curious...
Who, how did they and why did they kill team Bunny?

[Deathslayer7]

I think we should take a look at whose leading this "bandwagon" against someone Reinholdt

[happyturtle]

This random pointing is useless. To truly determine who the ducks are, we must analyze all information available to us through a holistic proof.

The following is spoilered for length and ridiculousness.

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First, we must define our terms. Each player will be represented with their account name, in brackets ([]) to indicate that the letters do not represent anything. In terms of side, d₁ is duck, b₁ is bunny, and l is llama. For roles, c is careless baner, s is seer/fool, v₁ is voider, d₂ is disguiser, m₁ is mayor, h is Howard, a is assassin, v₂ is vortexer, b₂ is beast, and m₂ is mason.

Thus, we can set up the following equations for the dead players:
[Ariko]=lh
[Dr. Bath]=b₁m₂
[GoC]=b₁m₂
[Jontom Xire]=lv₂
[Shadow]=d₁a
[Talic]=la
[Wolfbane]=ls

From these, we can derive equations for all dead players on the same team:
[Ariko]/h=[Jontom Xire]/v₂=[Talic]/a=[Wolfbane]/s
[GoC]=[Dr. Bath]
[Shadow]/a=d₁

Due the fact that only one duck has been killed, we have little data, and ordinarily could not proceed. Fortunately, however, Shadow is a special case, and so we can apply the inverse of the Formula of Shadow to get this:
[Shadow]/~[Talic]=a^-1

As a^-1=1/a, and [Talic]/l=a, [Shadow]/~[Talic]=1/([Talic]/l), so [Shadow]=~[Talic]/([Talic]/l). As this is true, we can apply Atreyu's Alphabetical Axiom to demonstrate that [The Valiant Turtle]=d₁.

With this information at our disposal, it is fairly easy to determine that Reinholdt, lamech, Griever, ThePhantom, Hyozo, Selrahc and billtodamax are all ducks, for reason I hope I don't have to explain. However, Alarra's Wolf Equilibrium Theorem suggests that there is at least one more duck. Through the information we have acquired so far, we can find that:
[Shadow]/d₁³+b₁[GoC]²+l√([Talic][JontomXire][Ariko]+[Wolfbane]l)=[happyturtle]/[Murska]

While this may look daunting, it is a simple matter to use the converse Atreyu-Xire Function to derive the following:
[happyturtle]=d₁

Thus, happyturtle is a duck.

For the curious, here are the roles of all living players:

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Aemoh: Bunny Mayor
Alarra: Llama Mason
Allysian: Llama Voider
Banjo1985: Llama Beast
billtodamax: Duck Seer/Fool
Catseye2121: Llama Disguiser
Cristo Meyers: Howard the Bunny
Dallas-Dakota: Llama Mason
Darkcomet: Llama Careless Baner
deathslayer7: Llama Assassin
Dragoon: Llama Mayor
Evnafets: Llama Mason
Fin: Bunny Mason
Fleeing Coward: Llama Careless Baner
Griever: Duck Mason
hap_hazard: Howard the Llama
Happyturtle: Duck Everything
Haruki-kun: Llama Voider
Helgraf: Llama Seer/Fool
Iceddragons/Hyozo: Duck Mayor
lamech: Howard the Duck
Lex-kat: Llama Careless Baner
Mordokai: Bunny Beast
Murska: Llama Mason
Mustiado: Llama Disguiser
PirateMonk: Llama Mathematician (secret role)
Radikal Skippy: Bunny Assassin
Recaiden: Llama Mason
Reinholdt: Duck Vortexer
Selrahc: Duck Voider
Shadowcaller: Llama Mayor
Stu42: Howard the Llama
Szilard: Bunny Mason
The Valiant Turtle: Duck Disguiser
ThePhantom: Duck Beast
Trixie: Howard the Llama
Uncle Festy: Llama Beast
xNadia: Llama Mayor
Zar Peter: Llama Assassin
Zeb the Troll: Llama Mason

[Cristo Meyers]

Quick, attack her weak spot FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[Shadow]

Yes, the dead can't speak. But, trixie:

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While I'm not surprised Shadow was a duck, especially after his whole 'let's kill llama, only because he is an assassin, because assassins are evil!' - which costed team good a turn and a three players. Of course, when I tried to point a possible assassination attempt during the first day, someone somehow didn't have the 'assassin' problem and pointed at me with rude comment. But alas, as I pointed that out I got half a dozen PM's with threats or defensive comments about the greatest player ever so I had to edit that out under pressure.

In some ways, I still feel threated as a 'dumb newb' by some players, like I arrived here just yesterday

No, I don't mean the first incident, where I might have reacted too strongly, but my logic afterwards.

I tried to post this last night, but the forum ate my post and then my girl showed up and I had to leave while I was reposting it.

I feel the need to tell you that this post:

OK, I'd really like to know why it is that in every game we've seen/played together so far, the impulse to quickly kill trixie has come over me because of the annoyance of the whole "super-ultra-paranoid, calling for the baner" thing.
Really, come on!
Annoying as hell.

wasn't a personal attack on you.
Unfortunately, you just fit the criteria I needed at the moment.

Look more closely....

OK, I'd really like to know why it is that in every game we've seen/played together so far, the impulse to quickly kill trixie has come over me because of the annoyance of the whole "super-ultra-paranoid, calling for the baner" thing.
Really, come on!
Annoying as hell.

Sure, it was an attack, but not against you. You merely fit the bill that I required at the moment.
All the capital letters, OKIRA, spelled backwards is Ariko.
Remember, I lie. That's what I do in these games. I didn't actually MEAN that I was super-duper-uber-annoyed by you. But at that moment, I needed to SAY that I was.
No hard feelings!

And on that note. Talic:

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I wasn't arguing with you because I disagreed with you. I was arguing with you because I NEEDED to disagree with you. My kill of Dr Bath was done in the same manner as Ariko. The letters I needed to spell his name worked nicely in context, that's all.
No hard feelings!

And the dead stop speaking now.

[Shadow]

This is a game based on lies, deceit, misdirection and coercion.
Never take anything personally, because the person typing the words may not even believe what he's saying. His object is to simply make others believe it!

Play the game, folks!

[PirateMonk]

While yeah, that's pretty well done and epic enough by Piratemonk, he forgot to include the warping effect of the Constant.

Yeah, I didn't have enough time and had to cut corners. I'll rework it later.

[Dr. Bath]

SHADOOOOOOW! Curse-a you! You deaded me. ;____;

[Shadow]

If it makes you feel any better, I got myself deaded at the same time.

[Dragoon]

"Aah, the dead speak. Run for your lives no one is... Oh wait, the dead come back to give advice, ok, maybe not so bad." As the holds his head in pain before pointing at Aemoh.

[Recaiden]

Evnafets has to be a duck, because he didn't like the taste of it. Because evnafet's isn't a cannibal, and won't eat his own kind!

[happyturtle]

PirateMonk for being awesome

[hap_hazard]

Ramdom-ish at Dragoon.

[Zeb The Troll]

I will point at Aemoh because there's no point in trying to fight the bandwagon and I have no better suspects at this time.

[Aemoh]

You know, for the record, my original PM to JX was my offering my services as VorteXer if he was a duck. Or if he wasn't. Didn't really care. Just wanted to get in contact with someone. But whatever, not like there's a chance I'll be saved.

So, in the spirit of being petty, any ducks that feel like contacting me, go for it and I'll put you in touch.

*points at happyturtle*

[Shadowcaller]

Cristo Meyers, no I don't need a reason!

[Cristo Meyers]

Shadowcaller

Neither do I!

[Selrahc]

Hate to break it to you Aemoh, but there isn't much hope of getting Happyturtle lynched. I think possibly the majority of points against her are from Howards.

[Skippy]

The Pikallama*points at Selrahc* while he tries to figure out what's going on here.

[happyturtle]

I feel bad now, because we just day one lynched Aemoh in Phantom.

But fear not, Aemoh, soon we will be unveiling the LLD Afterlife game, for dead llamas, ducks, and bunnies.

[Darkcomet]

Aemoh as I haven't voted yet.

[Supagoof]

The Llama's, in a mixed set of emotions from last night activities, find themselves settling on two targets.

Him!

Her!

He was talking with Jontom, and now Jontom is dead.

She has openly claimed it!

But only a fool would openly claim to be the enemy.

Would they?

Hey, he just claimed to be the enemy.

Well then let's lynch him.

As the llama's gather around the Samurai , he pulls out his sword keeping them back.

Wait! You won't lynch her though she claimed it then pointed at me, but you'll lynch me?

Yep. Sounds about right.

What kind of logic is this?

LLAMA LOGIC!

At the rallying cry, the crowd of Llama's run at the Samurai, knocking off his armor. They stampede and trample of the body. Soon, a spirit is seen floating to the clouds. . When the mob stops, the find....

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The body of one duck. Attached inside the armor was a page of how to make opinions move from one person to the next.

Aemoh was Lynched. Aemoh was a Duck Vortexer.

And accidentally in their mob rage, they trampled over the body of one angelic llama.

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Allysian was autolynched. She was a Llama Assassin.

Day 3 ends. Night 3 Begins.