Werewolf Classic IX - GAME ON!

[Dirk Kris]

Dragoon for self-preservation.

[The Bookworm]

Dragoon, because he is name is either Dragon with an extra 'O' or Dagon with an extra 'R' and 'O.'

[Dragoon]

Ok, since people think I'm a wolf, about the Blue Ghost non-vote, my vote really didn't matter, and I was hoping to gather more information. Also, I wouldn't have voted at Mrs. Banjo a few times before her lynch before that. Now if people really have no one else to point at, sure I'll take the fall since losing a villager isn't too bad. billtodamax, because I don't trust him.

[Haruki-kun]

Rumours that they’re to be the main antagonists in the next Twilight movie have yet to be confirmed.

Actually, we got signed for Underworld IV.

[Philistine]

Rumours that they’re to be the main antagonists in the next Twilight movie have yet to be confirmed.

Actually, we got signed for Underworld IV.

Wow. This may be the first time I've ever actually felt sorry for the Wolves in a WW game...

Still, better them than me!

[billtodamax]

Ok, since people think I'm a wolf, about the Blue Ghost non-vote, my vote really didn't matter, and I was hoping to gather more information. Also, I wouldn't have voted at Mrs. Banjo a few times before her lynch before that. Now if people really have no one else to point at, sure I'll take the fall since losing a villager isn't too bad. billtodamax, because I don't trust him.

Underlined section: These sound like lies made up at the last minute to try and save yourself.

Bolded section: You may have so, in case either of you was lynched, you would have had an excellent defense.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Wow. This may be the first time I've ever actually felt sorry for the Wolves in a WW game...

Still, better them than me!

*gasp*
Phillistine is a wolf, seer's scry says so.
Sacrificing wolves for you own benefit, are you Philistine? Well I won't fall for it!

[Opeth_Freak]

Oh wow... So Philistine is really a wolf, after all of those bandwagons?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yes, please help us with our plan to make this the longest-wolf-lynch streak.

[Murska]

Philistine. What IS the longest wolf lynch streak before? This'll be sixth in a row?

[Selrahc]

Philistine then. Gosh.

[Uncle Festy]

Hm. Seer day again, I guess.
Philistine.

[billtodamax]

Philistine then.

[The Bookworm]

Philistine! Huzzah for Seer Days!

[Darkcomet]

Philistine. Whee.

[Philistine]

*gasp*
Phillistine is a wolf, seer's scry says so.
Sacrificing wolves for you own benefit, are you Philistine? Well I won't fall for it!

Don't you mean you won't fall for it again? Or perhaps that you won't fall for it this time?

[Andre Fairchilde]

(Psst - you missed the links)

[Dragoon]

Underlined section: These sound like lies made up at the last minute to try and save yourself.

Bolded section: You may have so, in case either of you was lynched, you would have had an excellent defense.

Well, voting for Philistine, instead.

About the underline part, believe what you want. About the bold section, that is too much of a gamble for my tastes.

[Haruki-kun]

(Psst - you missed the links)

He was emphasizing with underlines.

And I don't think I've ever seen a longer wolf streak.

[PhantomFox]

Even in death, the Luck of the Vulpine strikes again! You're cursed you silly wolves, cursed for striking me down so early! No silly ancient tribal powers from shirts will save you this time!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

*gets dragged away by men in white coats*

[Blue Ghost]

Just you watch! The wolf clan will purge the world of the wickedness of the Moon brood yet!

[billtodamax]

Yeah, all of the two, three of you that are left now? Is it one?

[Mordokai]

The dreaded tea strainer made a re-appearance and something would have to be done about. Nobody exactly minded that Hyozo was dead, despite him being the last of the masons. One relative less to share with was never a bad thing in the book for the Moons. Besides, the bastard was stealing the flat screen... to watch CSI Miami, no less! Atrocity like this was too much, even for the Moons.

“All said and done, maybe the wolves did us a favor this time.“
“Right! I mean, I have a good stomach and everything, but Horatio Caine...“

A collective shudder runs through the gathered crowd.

“Right. All in favor of not counting this one against the wolves when we finally catch their furry hides?“
“Aye!“
“Aye!“
“Aye!“
“Nay!“
“Then it's settled! We'll... wait, what?“
“I said “Nay!“.“
“We have a naysayer in our midst! Perhaps... even another CSI Miami fan?!?“

This time, the Moons utter a collective gasp.

“Lynch him!“
“Burn him!“
“Trim his nose hairs!“

…

“What? Have you seen the size of it?! Something must be done about it!“
“You. You shut up and don't speak anymore from now on. Now, I believe we were about to lynch somebody?“

The Moons proceed to do the unspeakable things to the newly found CSI Miami fan/werewolf, included, but not limited to shaving(with lawnmower), flossing(with boring tools) and getting him a new tie(in a form of a noose). After the work is done, they all gather to admire their handy work.

“So this is what those family moments are like?“
“Sharing a bloodbath, while lynching a vicious monster? I can live with that!“
“Perhaps we should do this more often...“

And with that, the Moons were of for their respective night business, aka, more drinking.

Summary

Philistine was butchered for narrator's/public amusement(lynched). He was a Werewolf

Night 16 begins now and will end in 24 hours if all actions are in to me and banjo.

[Uncle Festy]

Woot!
*goes off to drink*

[Blue Ghost]

Vile disgusting Moons. We wolves are doing the world a favor by getting rid of you.

[Uncle Festy]

Vile disgusting Moons. We wolves are doing the world a favor by getting rid of you.

Probably true.
Doesn't mean we don't have more fun.

[Andre Fairchilde]

The ghostly tavern does still provide drinks to the living. It just now also provides drinks to the heroic dead. Even wolves are allowed to mingle, with a doggy dish of their favorite brews. All are welcome - issues and baggage are left at the door.

Trouble makers are banned for the night, but usually it's a enough to threaten - as our bouncers have touch attacks that avoid armor, natural armor and bypass ALL damage resistances.

[Oddity]

((Can they even bypass a child's innocence?))

A very much dead Oddity walks up to the bar, still unable to distinguish drinks, he asks for an iced chocolate.
Too bad for everyone else, Oddity has some energy spending problems.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[Mordokai]

Gee... godmoding much Andre?

[Opeth_Freak]

"Hey guys! I just learned to make a top class white rum! Mojito anyone? "