V: Soup or Salad?

[Kaytara]

Chuck Norris, because O-Chul is being played by Chuck and V clearly just saved O-Chul.

V: Frankenstein or Dracula?

Pft, Dracula. Cool intelligence and a keen mind over reanimated hulking flesh any day of the week. Unless by Frankenstein you meant the scientist rather than the monster, in which case V would be Frankenstein.

V: Popcorn or pizza?

[moxproxy]

That would be Popcorn, apparently!

(or perhaps Soda, considering the similarities between these two strips.)

V: The mountain, or the beach?

[Drammel]

That would be Popcorn, apparently!

V: The mountain, or the beach?

Beach, V spent a whole lotta time on one doing nothing but studying magic.

P.S. D'oh yeah I meant to specifiy Dr.Frankenstein and not the monster.

V: Prefers Redheads, Blondes, or Brunettes?

[Zanaril]

(or perhaps Soda, considering the similarities between these two strips

*Snort!* *gets cola up nose from laughing*

V: Prefers Redheads, Blondes, or Brunettes?

Prefers green hair, actually.

Otherwise redheads, since Haley is V's best friend.

Open question.

[Rae Artemi]

V: Witch or wizard or wizitch.

[Drammel]

*Snort!* *gets cola up nose from laughing*


Prefers green hair, actually.

Otherwise redheads, since Haley is V's best friend.

Open question.

D'oh! Botched another one. Okay thrid time's a charm right?

V: Rocky Horror or Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

[JoseB]

D'oh! Botched another one. Okay thrid time's a charm right?

V: Rocky Horror or Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

"Rocky Horror", obviously! V is the intellectual-scholarly type, and fits perfectly the weirdo mad-scientist vibe of "Rocky Horror". He is not the artist type, which would feel more at ease in the atmosphere of "Priscilla".

And now...

V: American Football or Baseball?

[Gwynfrid]

V: American Football or Baseball?

Football. If attacking Xykon wasn't a Hail Mary pass, I don't know what is.

(Frenchman smugly congratulates himself for understanding about American football just enough to know what a Hail Mary pass is )

V: Champagne or orange juice ?

[Drammel]

Football. If attacking Xykon wasn't a Hail Mary pass, I don't know what is.

(Frenchman smugly congratulates himself for understanding about American football just enough to know what a Hail Mary pass is )

V: Champagne or orange juice ?

V drinks fine elven wine in an average Azurite bar. Definately the sort with more refined tastes than mere orange juice (unless it turns out that the pulp floating in the glass configures a pattern which grants Ultimate Arcane Power).

V: The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi? (Thank you Kevin Smith for Clerks)

[moxproxy]

V: The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

Right now I'd say somewhere between those two. :)

And I swear to God I was going to post this question before I read your question, so I'm neither a copycat, or trying to start a "Star X"-flame war!

V: Original Star Trek, or The Next Generation?

[Berserk Monk]

You know, normally I'd flame a thread like this for taking such a ridiculous concept that was a trivial statement in a comic and turning it into a whole discussion thread, but if the soup or salad question can replace the gender question, then I'm game.

[Forbiddenwar]

Incredibly verbose? Star Trek Next Generation.


V: Prefers Fiction or nonfiction

[Drammel]

You know, normally I'd flame a thread like this for taking such a ridiculous concept that was a trivial statement in a comic and turning it into a whole discussion thread, but if the soup or salad question can replace the gender question, then I'm game.

Life sir, is a continual series of soup or salad questions, each more relevant than 'what's the elf got in it's pants?' The only real question is: Is the gender question a soup or salad question?

Also, nonfiction. If V can't be bothered to be interested in the fictional narrative around V's own life (which it seems most every creature in the OttS universe is aware of) I doubt that any other fiction can engage V's interest.

V: Gondor or Rohan?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Gondor. Rohan is the up-and-coming, still youthful power. Gondor is the more stagnant one. On the other hand, Rohan has flashy cavalry charges. On the third hand, I can't help but draw similarities between the assault on Minas Tirith and the assault on Azure City.

V: Mozart, Beethoven, or Bach?

[Gwynfrid]

V: Mozart, Beethoven, or Bach?

Beethoven, for the heroic and the destiny symphonies. Also for tragic deafness

I'm still hoping, against all odds, that it will all end with an ode to joy.

V: fine elven wine, for sure, but is that red or white ?

[Forbiddenwar]

Red
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0385.html

In my opinion, white wine is as much wine as white chocolate is chocolate.
I think V would agree.
Open question.
Could we expand this game to other characters? Like:
Belker: hamburger or hot dog?

[Pyron]

Belker: hamburger or hot dog?

Hamburger; hot dogs remind him of this.

V: Tifa or Aerith?

[Bibliomancer]

Hamburger; hot dogs remind him of this.

V: Tifa or Aerith?

Aerith. No elf would ever tolerate being compared to something shorter than 6 letters.

[Pyron]

Aerith. No elf would ever tolerate being compared to something shorter than 6 letters.

In that case....

V: Mario or Luigi?

[Bibliomancer]

In that case....

V: Mario or Luigi?

The one that better at making things explode (which would vary considerably).

V: Abbot or Costello?

[Forbiddenwar]

the smart one, costello

V: Sunny or Cher?

[EmperorSarda]

the smart one, costello

V: Sunny or Cher?

Cher. I don't know why though.

Larry, Curly or Moe?

[JoseB]

Larry, Curly or Moe?

All three of them at the same time! V is more than able to unleash apocalyptic messes unheard of by lesser mortals.

V: Tyrannosaurus Rex, or Velociraptor?

[Zanaril]

Velociraptor.


Paper books or e-books?

[Thanatosia]

Paper, until such time as you can banish titanium elementals with E-books.

V: Les Miserables or Phantom of the Opera

[Xaklin_Magewrit]

Chuck Norris, because O-Chul is being played by Chuck and V clearly just saved O-Chul.

V: Frankenstein or Dracula?

Frankenstein he made Frankenstein's monster. Jk I knew what you meant. Dracula since they age well and both powerful without being physicslly strong.

V: Sega or Nintendo.
Man I type slow.

[Glome]

V: Les Miserables or Phantom of the Opera

Les Miserables, V doesn't see why anyone would concern themselves with the trivialities of appearance, plus the redemption theme of Les Miserables is just more relevant to his situation.

V: Tai Chi Chuan or Yoga.

[Erts]

V: Tai Chi Chuan or Yoga.

Tai Chi Chuan, Yoga is a way to relax, while Tai Chi Chan has more movements. V like practicality. (Yoga is practical, but in a different way.)

V: Pancakes or Waffles?

[ChowGuy]

Pancakes. All those holes give waffles a sense of depth, but V's pretty two-dimensional.

V: Gas or Electric?

[Olorin Maia]

Gas. V is very explosive.

Heads or Tails?