Avatar Battle Royale Discussion Thread XXIV: What is this "Haste" you speak of?

[BRC]

Oh right, I should do my templates for Finnegan and his "Consultants"

[Lemming]

Was your last comic canon? I don't see any reason why it couldn't be.

Well, it was supposed to be.
Guess I'll just go add a "cannon" label. KA-BOOM

EDIT: Was that really such a bad joke? Chat's been dead for over 24 hours! Where is everybody?

[Lyinginbedmon]

Huh, didn't realise it'd been so long

And it's "canon" by the way, "cannon" is what you use when someone disregards the "canon"

[Lemming]

And it's "canon" by the way

That was the joke.

CANNON!

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[Tiffanie Lirle]

That reminds me, whatever happened to the non-canon cannon?

[Mina Kobold]

EDIT: Was that really such a bad joke? Chat's been dead for over 24 hours! Where is everybody?

Dunno, at home I guess? Maybe they watched anime like me, but I don't think a lot of them went anywhere.

@Lying: That was the joke, by spelling it wrong it got a completely different meaning, that's one of the simplest way of joking (it's not very fun but it's still joking) old people these days

[Emperor Ing]

That reminds me, whatever happened to the non-canon cannon?

it died, because I kill more than just people. trends die too. >:P

[The Gremlin]

That reminds me, whatever happened to the non-canon cannon?

My drawing sucked, so people politely ignored it. Maybe somebody else should make it...

[Mina Kobold]

it died, because I kill more than just people. trends die too. >:P

Killing something not living is impossible since taking away ones life is what killing is, you speak of killing a fictional item would thus be a lie in literal terms, in philosophically terms something can't be killed unless no-one remembers it which both you and I do thus it int dead that way either. Killing people is also illegal and admitting it makes you a suspect (of course I don't think you are telling the truth.. Or do I?)

Now after that nonsense lets get to the serious stuff, hurry up and finish FI before we enter another age category!

[Mad Mask]

We're all waiting for Kpenguin.

And I'm busy making the awesome trailers.

[Emperor Ing]

Now after that nonsense lets get to the serious stuff, hurry up and finish FI before we enter another age category!

MADNESS!!!

[Mad Mask]

MADNESS!!!

What do you mean by that ?

[Emperor Ing]

What do you mean by that ?

(First rule about the plot, we don't talk about the plot)

[Tiffanie Lirle]

Wasn't it

Rules of ABR, some of which are based off the rules of improv

* Rule 1: never act incautiously when confronted by a smiling old man with a broom

?

[Mina Kobold]

(First rule about the plot, we don't talk about the plot)

Liar! We do that all the time... Well write about it, i don't anyone has spoke about it actually.

Or are you hiding that you are controlling the plot!? I knew it! *mumbles paranoidy*

[Emperor Ing]

Wasn't it

?

yeh, but those are the rules of ABR. They're different.

Liar! We do that all the time... Well write about it, i don't anyone has spoke about it actually.

Or are you hiding that you are controlling the plot!? I knew it! *mumbles paranoidy*

oh come on, you know who runs the plot.

[SinisterPenguin]

Wasn't it

?

Oh wow, I had never noticed that reference.

*high-fives whoever wrote the rules*

[Tiffanie Lirle]

That would be BRC.

[Mina Kobold]

Wasn't it

?

I looked "broom" up on Wikipedia (don't ask me why only "it" knows that) and someone actually has made a detailed article on it *face-palm* that's too much free time.

@Rand: or maybe that's what you want me to think

[Emperor Ing]

@Rand: or maybe that's what you want me to think

Oh if I controlled the plot, you'd notice. Let me put it this way, there'd be a few more shades of red.

[Mina Kobold]

Oh if I controlled the plot, you'd notice. Let me put it this way, there'd be a few more shades of red.

That's why it must be true, it isn't as we would think it would be when you control it thus you must be controlling it (it is like that so that we won't suspect you) Or I'm losing my grip on reality... Again (Lovecraft was right you know... Or I might be wanting you to think that)

[Emperor Ing]

....nah. The stars are colossal+(x10000) and are moving at millions of miles an hour. and for them to be arranged in such a way that creates a gateway for an evil god to extinguish all life. The gateway must last like .000000000000000000001th of a picosecond, and the odds of it happening again if it already happened once after the specific stars moved on must be like...nonexistent, even if we waited 9999999999 quintillion Draconic Lifetimes.
...

[Mina Kobold]

....nah. The stars are colossal+(x10000) and are moving at millions of miles an hour. and for them to be arranged in such a way that creates a gateway for an evil god to extinguish all life. The gateway must last like .000000000000000000001th of a picosecond, and the odds of it happening again if it already happened once after the specific stars moved on must be like...nonexistent, even if we waited 9999999999 quintillion Draconic Lifetimes.
...

You just don't understand chaos do you? I said he was right not which part of his work was right or if it was anything he published that was right. No, the truth aren't nice enough for his work, it's far worse and yet far better.

Can you feel it lurking in your dreams? Can you feel reality slipping away? Can you feel how much you understand yet so little? Can you feel Chaos?

[Emperor Ing]

Can you feel it lurking in your dreams? Can you feel reality slipping away? Can you feel how much you understand yet so little? Can you feel Chaos?

The sentient mind lives for simplicity. When an object is partially concealed by another, the mind will automatically try to fill in the gap to complete the puzzle. By using what I know, I can fill in the gaps with the unknown.

[Mina Kobold]

The sentient mind lives for simplicity. When an object is partially concealed by another, the mind will automatically try to fill in the gap to complete the puzzle. By using what I know, I can fill in the gaps with the unknown.

That's both true and false, Chaos follows no rules yet it made them all, chaos is what you know and yet you do not know it, chaos can't be comprehended by humans yet it can.

(you know that your argument is based on logic and thus isn't valid, it's even flawed as hell. Chaos is not unstoppable yet it is, logic is chaos but yet it isn't)

[Emperor Ing]

That's both true and false, Chaos follows no rules yet it made them all, chaos is what you know and yet you do not know it, chaos can't be comprehended by humans yet it can.

(you know that your argument is based on logic and thus isn't valid, it's even flawed as hell. Chaos is not unstoppable yet it is, logic is chaos but yet it isn't )

If if isn't then how do we know about it?

Now consider this: Could chaos be the most logical thing in existence? Is it predictable in its unpredictability? Don't we expect Chaos to be unexpected?

And...your doomsday theory is based on a scenario that...will never happen. At all.

[Mina Kobold]

If if isn't then how do we know about it?

Now consider this: Could chaos be the most logical thing in existence? Is it predictable in its unpredictability? Don't we expect Chaos to be unexpected?

And...your doomsday theory is based on a scenario that...will never happen. At all.

Chaos is chaotic so we know about it but we don't know about it.

All of them are right and wrong.

You haven't heard my doomsday theory yet.

EDIT: Can we stop speaking about chaos for now? My hat tells me it's bad for y ental health, but I don't have a hat.. Maybe it was my sanity who told me, well better stop before I go tooo crazy..... Crap!

[Lemming]

....nah. The stars are colossal+(x10000) and are moving at millions of miles an hour. and for them to be arranged in such a way that creates a gateway for an evil god to extinguish all life. The gateway must last like .000000000000000000001th of a picosecond, and the odds of it happening again if it already happened once after the specific stars moved on must be like...nonexistent, even if we waited 9999999999 quintillion Draconic Lifetimes.
...

That's why if they actually align it's really really bad. Because it's technically impossible so something must be going horribly wrong.

[X2]

Oh wow, I had never noticed that reference.

*high-fives whoever wrote the rules*

Hey! Did you like the comic?

[Tiffanie Lirle]

While browsing Youtube, I came accross some videos people made. Apparently they remix songs using sound effects from video games. The fact that people put this amount of work into these can only be summed up with one smiley.

ಠ_ಠ

I give you such timeless classics asFalcon Kombat, or who could forget Wrong Fox Which may be the greatest or the worst things I've ever heard, I'm still undecided.