Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

[Silverraptor]

That one was not easy to do, especially on a time constraint.

Of all the ones I've done, which one do you like best and why?

Their all pretty good. Very creatively described.

[BatRobin]

Holy s... page 38?

Well, time to start taking name suggestions for the third thread.

Crack Pairing III - Squick Sold Seperately.

[Zanaril]

Crack Pairing III - Squick Sold Seperately.

But it doesn't come separately.

Still, I like it.

[The DM]

Crack Pairings III - Squick Not Sold Separately

[MReav]

Minion List -Made By MReav

1. Goblin
2. Hobgoblin
3. Kobold
4. Ogre
5. Lizardfolk
6. Bug-people
7. Azure City Soldier
8. Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
9. Orc
10. Owlbear
11. Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
12. Zombie
13. Ghoul
14. City Guardsman
15. Angel-thing
16. Ghost Martyr
17. Roll again on another table.
18. Roll again twice
19. Roll Again and invert alignment
20. Roll again for minion army

[BatRobin]

Crack Pairings III - Squick Not Sold Separately

^Better, but I inspired it!


I left out the 'not' for alliteration-ness.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Minion List -Made By MReav

1. Goblin
2. Hobgoblin
3. Kobold
4. Ogre
5. Lizardfolk
6. Bug-people
7. Azure City Soldier
8. Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
9. Orc
10. Owlbear
11. Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
12. Zombie
13. Ghoul
14. City Guardsman
15. Angel-thing
16. Ghost Martyr
17. Roll again on another table.
18. Roll again twice
19. Roll Again and invert alignment
20. Roll again for minion army

Hmm... where should I put this list in? If you can tell me this, I'll add it.

Also, I rather enjoy "Squick Sold Separately" and "Squick Not Sold Separately".

[Zanaril]

Or maybe "Squick Still Supplied"?

[BatRobin]

Or maybe "Squick Still Supplied"?

Surplus Squick Shipments Supplied

[MReav]

Hmm... where should I put this list in? If you can tell me this, I'll add it.

Either it would be Table 5 and make the original a 2d5 (roll 2d10s and divide rounding up), or we need a Table 6 stat and make it an even 2d6

Also, I rather enjoy "Squick Sold Separately" and "Squick Not Sold Separately".

Maybe "Squick Included" or "Squick not Excluded" or "May contain Squick".

[CoffeeIncluded]

Crack Parings III: Now With 50% Extra Squick!

[The Dark Fiddler]

Crack Parings III: Now With 50% Extra Squick!

I think we have a winner.

[BatRobin]

I think we have a winner.

Crack Pairings III - If you click now, we'll throw in 50% more Squick!

[Silverraptor]

Crack Pairings III - If you click now, we'll throw in 50% more Squick!

No. Coffeeincluded won. She get's the thread named.

Now, which story in this thread gets the OP thread of fame for the next thread? (What I mean is one of the story's are put in the first post of the next thread under "Previous Crack-Pairing Fame " section.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Yay!

How about a list of stories sorted by the authors' alphabetical order?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Yay!

How about a list of stories sorted by the authors' alphabetical order?

You mean the second post in the thread?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Yeah. That, but again.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Yeah. That, but again.

I'm lost. Why would we need it again?

Unless you mean to ask who's going to post it, which I think will be Lira, but you never know.

[half-halfling]

New picture -this time simple one. I wanted to make a banner with this, but after shrinking picture Tsukiko's eyes weren't visible.



I see You're going to add new tables - maybe You could also add a new characters to existing ones? I think Sangwaan or fertility goddess would be fun .

[ClericOfBelker]

Well, if I can show Belkar that I save cats' lives every week, will he spare me even if he sees all the crack pairings I've put him in?

He'll like it if you put him in with female "partners"...Otherwise you're doomed.

Also:
*You Got Mail!*

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Dear Crack-Pairing Writers

I suggest that you don't write anymore storys with me in them.
Because if you do...I will come to each and everyone of your houses-AND KILL YOU ALL WHILE YOU CENSORED SLEEP!!!

From

PS: That includes me Gender-Swapped!

...*gulp*

[Silverraptor]

Well better reply back then.

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Dear Redcloak,

Don't you have some multiverse to hold hostage by a god killing abomination? I think it would be time better spent on that then paying attention to anything we're doing here.

From Silverraptor

[Water-Smurf]

*You Got Mail!*

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Dear Crack-Pairing Writers

I suggest that you don't write anymore storys with me in them.
Because if you do...I will come to each and everyone of your houses-AND KILL YOU ALL WHILE YOU CENSORED SLEEP!!!

From

PS: That includes me Gender-Swapped!

*grins maniacally* What do you think happened to V after s/he sent a similar letter, Reddy?

[Silverraptor]

*grins maniacally* What do you think happened to V after s/he sent a similar letter, Reddy?

V got partnered with him?
>.>
<.<

[MReav]

Hey Dark Fiddler, is the Minion Table good as is, or do we need to crank out another table (random encounter table?)

[Zanaril]

V got partnered with him?
>.>
<.<

V became the well-ridden fandom bicycle.

[The Odor]

He'll like it if you put him in with female "partners"...Otherwise you're doomed.

Also:
*You Got Mail!*

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Dear Crack-Pairing Writers

I suggest that you don't write anymore storys with me in them.
Because if you do...I will come to each and everyone of your houses-AND KILL YOU ALL WHILE YOU CENSORED SLEEP!!!

From

PS: That includes me Gender-Swapped!

...*gulp*

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Dear Reddy
If you ditsurb the only good sleep I've had in months i will come to your house and make you do things you do not want me to do. I have had two completly insane girls that make Tsukiko look sane so do not try me.
Good bye for now.
From: Sleep depraved The Odor

[The Dark Fiddler]

Hey Dark Fiddler, is the Minion Table good as is, or do we need to crank out another table (random encounter table?)

The minion table itself is good, but I don't think I'll be adding it until we get enough tables to get standard dice to decide the table. I don't like the idea of people needing to roll d5's.

[ClericOfBelker]

*grins maniacally* What do you think happened to V after s/he sent a similar letter, Reddy?

Psst! You have to write it in Letter Form!

*You Got Mail*

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Dear Crack Writers

I am actually happy with you... unless you wrote me with a MALE!!! In which case I will TRACK YOU DOWN AND FEED YOU YOUR OWN INTERNAL ORGANS!!!

From

PS: And guess which organ/s will be 1st!

[MReav]

The minion table itself is good, but I don't think I'll be adding it until we get enough tables to get standard dice to decide the table. I don't like the idea of people needing to roll d5's.

Well people, you heard the poster. What table shall we think of next? Summoned monster table? Keychain of Creation crossover?

In the meantime, it could be added to the other tables for the purposes of rerolls.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Psst! You have to write it in Letter Form!

*You Got Mail*

Loopy Letters No. 3: Belkar

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Dear Crack Writers

I am actually happy with you... unless you wrote me with a MALE!!! In which case I will TRACK YOU DOWN AND FEED YOU YOUR OWN INTERNAL ORGANS!!!

From

PS: And guess which organ/s will be 1st!

Redcloak seems very OOC. Love will do that to you, though.

Also, I love what I called MReav's table in the table section. "Mooks and Minions". Somebody needs to make this as a d20 game.