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  1. 2009-12-03, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1441
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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    DIE ELVES MWOAHAHAHA!!!
    No, not the elves! I need them for shipping fics! Can you bring back a few for me?
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  2. 2009-12-03, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1442
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    Don't worry, we only kill 1/4 of the elven population.

    You can have the rest.
  3. 2009-12-03, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1443
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    Noooo!! Without elves, more than half of the crack pairing threads' content will cease to exist!
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  4. 2009-12-03, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1444
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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    You can have the rest.
    Excellent.
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  5. 2009-12-03, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1445
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
    Hm. I had a great idea last night, but I forgot what it was... I think it involved the scorpion.
    Urgh, isn't it horrible when that happens! Sometimes I can think up a whole story in my head but by the morning it's gone.
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  6. 2009-12-03, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1446
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
    Hm. I had a great idea last night, but I forgot what it was... I think it involved the scorpion.
    Awww... we need more scorpion.

    He's the new Guy with a Halberd.
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  7. 2009-12-03, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1447
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    Awww... we need more scorpion.

    He's the new Guy with a Halberd.
    Guy with a scorpion?
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  8. 2009-12-03, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1448
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Guy with a scorpion?
    How about Halberd with a Scorpion?

    ...somebody needs to write Halberd-Guy's HalberdxScorpion now.

    EDIT: Quick count says 16 posts left until we hit page 50 and thread 4.
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  9. 2009-12-03, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1449
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    Already working on TGWaH/Scorpion as-is. Adding an inanimate object to that would make it too confusing.
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  10. 2009-12-03, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1450
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    Already working on TGWaH/Scorpion as-is. Adding an inanimate object to that would make it too confusing.
    You sir are awesome.
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  11. 2009-12-03, 03:25 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1451
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    Aww, man... I'm out sick for 3 days, and then 6 new thread pages are made. Wow, you people are sooo lively. I have some catching up to do.

    But I can say:
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    that looks soooo cute! (and true)
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  12. 2009-12-03, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1452
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    EDIT: Quick count says 16 posts left until we hit page 50 and thread 4.
    *gets the bottle of champagne ready*


    *gets out a small unlabled vial and palms it* *whistles innocently*
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Yes, but it's generally accepted that married couples have slept with each other on at least one occasion; almost always much, much more.
    But elves don't sleep, they trance.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    *gets the bottle of champagne ready*
    *gets out own storage of champagne bottles and passes them around*

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    *gets out a small unlabled vial and palms it* *whistles innocently*
    *backs away, casting many anti-poison and anti-acid spells*
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  14. 2009-12-03, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1454
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    *gets out a small unlabled vial and palms it* *whistles innocently*
    *refusal to drink from communal containers*

    Anyone else disappointed that the new Kazumi shirt isn't available in maternity styles (Not that I'm pregnant, it's just the principle of the thing)?

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  15. 2009-12-03, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1455
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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseMuncher View Post
    *refusal to drink from communal containers*

    Anyone else disappointed that the new Kazumi shirt isn't available in maternity styles (Not that I'm pregnant, it's just the principle of the thing)?
    Uh, I'm pretty sure I'm reading "Maternity T-Shirt" on a couple of places there.
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  16. 2009-12-03, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1456
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaytara View Post
    Uh, I'm pretty sure I'm reading "Maternity T-Shirt" on a couple of places there.
    Crisis averted!

    *Pulls out bottle of something like champagne but legal for those who can't drink alcohol to drink and started counting down*

    8! Posts left

    Shame I couldn't start this on 10.
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  17. 2009-12-03, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1457
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    Hey, guys. I'm making a webcomic on the boards. Check it out:

    http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133565

    Please critique!

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  18. 2009-12-03, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1458
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    Six!

    Quote Originally Posted by mizzim View Post
    by the way, I have some pretty pictures of her that I'm working on. I'll get them up as soon as I can.
    Ooh! Yay! :D

    Quote Originally Posted by mizzim View Post
    Edit: I just thought of something. I would like it if Xykon gave Tiasal a necklace that had Vaarsuvius's soul in it, and didn't tell her until he took it back.
    He already did that when they first met, only she already knew that the sapphires held her mother and father (though she didn't know about Lirian and Dorukan). You have to remember that she knows that any feelings she has over her parents are feelings for their absence and the idea of them. She's never met them so she's not exactly emotionally attached.

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    I just hope RC can find a way to get her out of there...
    What makes you think that she wants her father to save her?

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    *gets the bottle of champagne ready*


    *gets out a small unlabled vial and palms it* *whistles innocently*
    *has not learned from last time* *happily gets ready to drink to heart's content*
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  19. 2009-12-03, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1459
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    Five!

    Bleh, I'm stuck with what I'm writing at the moment.

    Anyone want to suggest a pairing I can write something short and crazy about?
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  20. 2009-12-03, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1460
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    I will contribute! Four!
  21. 2009-12-03, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1461
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    ZxGender-switched Belkar, snowed in.

    3!

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  22. 2009-12-03, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1462
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    2!

    So close!

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  23. 2009-12-03, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1463
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    One!

    I wonder how many more threads we'll fill? I hope this never stops.

    Edit: Hmm, looks like we need a couple more posts...
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  24. 2009-12-03, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1464
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    ZxGender-switched Belkar, snowed in.

    3!

    Edit: Guy with a HalberdxO-chul
    Too late, I've started on V x Julio now.
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  25. 2009-12-03, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1465
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    Hmm, looks like this whole "Math" thing is harder than anticipated.

    EDIT: Or not.
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  26. 2009-12-03, 05:09 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1466
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lira View Post
    One!

    I wonder how many more threads we'll fill? I hope this never stops.

    Edit: Hmm, looks like we need a couple more posts...
    You ready, o keeper of the archive?
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  27. 2009-12-03, 05:10 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1467
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    Yes, I'm ready!
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  28. 2009-12-03, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1468
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    HAPPY NEW YEAR THREAD!

    *Opens champagne*
    *discretely adds love potion to the bottle*

    Who's for a drink?
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  29. 2009-12-03, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1469
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    *guzzles champagne*

    *waits*

    Ya know, I'mma thinkin' tha' this may be a probl'm... I mean, iz not like I di'n' know wha... I... uh...

    Fishies...

    *promptly passes out again*

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  30. 2009-12-03, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1470
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    Quick, who do we want to pair W-S with? The love potion will start working as soon as she wakes up!
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