Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[Kaytara]

I come bearing gifts. :D

Again, a reminder: please don't quote the pics in any replies you may deign me with, it eats up my bandwidth. ^^;

Reddy and Right-Eye does not really belong, but I figured I'd post this one anyway since we all have such a huge emotional investment in Water-Smurf's fic. :D

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Xykon, Tsukiko and Tiasal at his side:

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A coloured Tiasal:

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(I totally call artistic license on the whole yellow/purple eye thing. :D)

And an avatar based on coloured Tiasal just because I thought it worked well as an avatar, and it's yet another subtle way to terrorise the hapless masses. One could have this as an avatar and tell people in the sig that it's supposed to be V and Reddy's lovechild. XD

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[Water-Smurf]

Reddy and Right-Eye does not really belong, but I figured I'd post this one anyway since we all have such a huge emotional investment in Water-Smurf's fic. :D

I can't help but feel really bad whenever I see a picture of Right-Eye and Reddy together, especially after they start growing apart.

...If I get the chance (and if the plot line allows), I think I'm going to make sure Xykon gets a bad turn of luck. And maybe let the brothers meet up.

Xykon, Tsukiko and Tiasal at his side:

I love the way you drew Tsukiko, and Tiasal looks so adorable there. It's like... you can tell that she's not evil. She's not one of them (yet).

(I totally call artistic license on the whole yellow/purple eye thing. :D)

Go right ahead! She looks absolutely adorable. ^.^ You know, I always wonder if she would actually be pleasing to the eye to look at or if that's just all in my head, but seeing pictures like that reassure me that an elf/goblin hybrid has the potential to be cute.

And an avatar based on coloured Tiasal just because I thought it worked well as an avatar, and it's yet another subtle way to terrorise the hapless masses. One could have this as an avatar and tell people in the sig that it's supposed to be V and Reddy's lovechild. XD

I'm taking this (as soon as I can figure out the custom avatar thing). Love. This. So. Much.

Kaytara, you have my love. :D

[Meg]

Hey, I wanted some opinions. Like Doliest, I wrote a VxA story, only mine is... considerably less happy, and considerably creepier.

Because of the already squicky nature of the ship, and the fact V is underage (though nothing happens!) for much of it is leading to me being concerned about posting it. What do you guys think?

[Lira]

Kaytara, I love your latest art. Especially the coloured one of Tiasal, she looks so beautiful and adorable.

On a related note, how would I go about getting Lira to include the name of my story ("Not for Everyone") on the main index... thingy? Private Message? Or will her all-seeing gaze find the request in this very post? Does she see all? Is she watching me right now?!

I'm always watching . Just posting it in the thread is fine; I'll update with that information next time I update the index.

Hey, I wanted some opinions. Like Doliest, I wrote a VxA story, only mine is... considerably less happy, and considerably creepier.

Because of the already squicky nature of the ship, and the fact V is underage (though nothing happens!) for much of it is leading to me being concerned about posting it. What do you guys think?

I think you should post it. I'm intrigued now.

[BatRobin]

So where's my Christmas crack?

I love the smell of crack in the morning.

[Kaytara]

And thus, my evil plan to monopolise the avatars of all people in the forum is slowly coming to fruition!!!

Wow, thanks, guys! :D I probably shouldn't have been so surprised (pleasantly, mind you) that Water-Smurf of all people grabbed the Tiasal avvie. XD

[doliest]

Hey, I wanted some opinions. Like Doliest, I wrote a VxA story, only mine is... considerably less happy, and considerably creepier.

Because of the already squicky nature of the ship, and the fact V is underage (though nothing happens!) for much of it is leading to me being concerned about posting it. What do you guys think?

Squick is the name of the game; UNLEASH THE SQUICK!
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Kaytara, how many devils did you make deals with to get your drawing talent? Because seriously I'd be happy to make the same deal.

[Zanaril]

Because of the already squicky nature of the ship, and the fact V is underage (though nothing happens!) for much of it is leading to me being concerned about posting it. What do you guys think?

Stop teasing us! Bring on the squick!



And Kaytara, allow me to express my eternal love for you, your drawing ability, and every bit of OOTS fanart you've ever posted.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Kaytara, if I only had a fraction of your drawing talent...

[Aaron]

*looks at Kaytara's drawings*...*melts into a puddle of goo*

Kaytara, if I only had a fraction of your drawing talent...

Her... art talents... are too... awesome... to handle...

I wish I was even slightly as good in drawing art stuff.

[The Dark Fiddler]

I have to say, I loved your pictures.

I also love the holiday crack, everyone. Keep up the good work, all.

[Meg]

*looks at Kaytara's drawings*...*melts into a puddle of goo*

Of course, that's her plan. She was stealing your wallets while you were D'aawwwing.

[doliest]

......I propose the naming of a new form of Writers Block specific to this thread; Water-Smurf block, in which someone writing something involving Vaarsuvius inevitably succumbs to writing him/her similarly to Water-Smurf and the writer starts re-writing a chapter for the third time to try to avoid writing a pale-imitation....there is no known cure.

[Silverraptor]

*Claps hands*

Bravo! Well done artwork Kaytara!

[Zanaril]

Gah! It's 3:30am and I just had the mother-of-all recurring nightmares. Someone post something to cheer me up. Please.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Gah, sorry about that!

Uhm, I don't have anything, but I did post a comic update...

(Not to be rude, but what was it about?)

[Zanaril]

Gah, sorry about that!

Uhm, I don't have anything, but I did post a comic update...

(Not to be rude, but what was it about?)

It started out as a stupid dream about computer viruses eating people. Then I woke up. Then the computer viruses came back. Then I stumbled around familiar places while people I know were mean to me. There was a bit where I kept not being able to remember what I'd been doing, I just suddenly found I'd drawn lots of stuff. Then I hit my mouth on something, and my teeth slowly started falling out but none of my family members would help me.... and then I really woke up.

Also, yay for comics. *goes and reads*

[CoffeeIncluded]

That sounds really nasty. *Hugs*

[doliest]

Nasty indeed; *Pat on the back*

[Zanaril]

Thanks guys. *hugs back*

[Lycan 01]

*Gives Z a hug*

That sounds pretty bad. Maybe you should read back through some of the archives, and reread your favorite stories?

[Silverraptor]

Nightmares are the worse. Though surprisingly, I haven't had anything myself I would call a "Nightmare". When I tell other's, they say it is, but I don't know. I always pictured nightmare where your afraid in the dream throughout the dream, yet I'm hardly afriad in my dreams. Maybe a few times for a few seconds, but it usually works out.

An example for one of my supposed "nightmares" was when I was thrust into Coffee's Zombie Apocalypse and had access to a bunch of weapons and I had to fight my way through... alone. (Don't flatter yourself Coffee. This dream was long before your thread appeared. I was 9 at the time.) I didn't feel scared at all, just heroic and action hero like. But when I told my dad the next day, he made a big deal about it being a nightmare.


Edit: In fact, now that I think about it, I remember all of my supposed "nightmares". If anyone wants, I can tell you every one I've had.

[Zanaril]

I generally don't count them as nightmares unless they're scary enough that they wake you up. There has to be those few seconds of "Oh thank gods, it wasn't real!"

[Silverraptor]

I generally don't count them as nightmares unless they're scary enough that they wake you up. There has to be those few seconds of "Oh thank gods, it wasn't real!"

Oh. Well I had one of those the other day... sort of.

I thought that my DS was stolen in out of my backpack. Then I found out I was looking in the wrong place and I found it in there. And then I found out I dreampt the whole thing.

[Zanaril]

...I've got to find a way to work nightmares into a crack pairing story.

[Dark_Stryke]

...I've got to find a way to work nightmares into a crack pairing story.

Oh, that's easy. Let's see...

V's recurring nightmares about the soldiers are noticed by a member of the Order, and that member wakes V up and comforts him/her. One thing leads to another, aaaaand bam, crack fic.

[Sstoopidtallkid]

...I've got to find a way to work nightmares into a crack pairing story.

I've got an idea. It probably won't be posted here, but I'll toss a link to the FF.net entry.

It's a bit beyond what I feel comfortable tossing up here.

[The Dark Fiddler]

...I've got to find a way to work nightmares into a crack pairing story.

thog love you
Oh gods no! *wakes up*
Hey there, honey...


Alternate Ending
Did you have a nightmare?

[Saeyan]

Kaytara, your faces are driving me to despair. ican'tdrawfacesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh maybe I'll post a Tsukiko instead? Also because I'm lazy to go back and check, when does the contest end again? I'm flying off in a bit and I'd rather not post rubbishy rushed work than enter.

Also, speaking of dreams, I had a super-weird one involving the planet Jupiter and Kaytara.

[Zanaril]

I've got an idea. It probably won't be posted here, but I'll toss a link to the FF.net entry.

It's a bit beyond what I feel comfortable tossing up here.

*reads on ff.net*

I don't care what the context is, Evan's Spiked Tentacles will never be anything but hilarious to me.

Also: you horrible person.

Alternate Ending
Did you have a nightmare?

But imagine if it happened in non-Water-Smurf canon!