Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[ShinyDelusion]

Half-halfling that's adorable! And a little heart-breaking in the final panels.

And that manga thing is awesome.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Finally, I have finished my christmass picture . It's Vaarsuvius x Inkyrius, with guest starring Aarindarius, V and Kyrie's children, and Not So Ancient Plushy Pink Dragon .



I planned it as short, two-panel comic, but in the end it evolved into this thing . Don't ask who was taking those photos (in fact I thought about it when comic was done )-a wizard did it (using Canon's Panel -Capture® spell -save the best panels of your life™).

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p.s. manga-OOTS is awesome.

Aww, you ninjaed me! Eh, I'm doing it anyway.

I like it a lot though. Heart-wrenching subversion of happy holidays.

Same with yours, Lycan. Belkar at the end...

[half-halfling]

Though I do have one question. Is V just look at the photos or about to burn them? Probably just looking at them, but I can't get that out of my head.

V's just looking at them -propbably there's better light by the fire, or it's cold night .

This plushy dragon is avatar-sized, if somone would like to use it. I can also make black one if someone is intrested in having it as avatar.

[doliest]

...Half-Halfling, that made me want to cry, but there aren't enough tears in the world.

[Zanaril]

Finally, I have finished my christmass picture . It's Vaarsuvius x Inkyrius, with guest starring Aarindarius, V and Kyrie's children, and Not So Ancient Plushy Pink Dragon .

*sound of heart tearing*

...Poor V. This is what it takes to make me want to write a happy shipping fic with V.

Well done, Half-halfling. Well done indeed.

Also, Santa-Darius is so awesome that from now on I will refuse to believe it's not canon.

[Aaron]

V's just looking at them -propbably there's better light by the fire, or it's cold night .

Thats what I figured. It just looks so heart-wrenching.

[The Dark Fiddler]

*sees all the people saddened by the comic, while contrastingly not being at all affected*

...Is this a sign that I need professional help? (Still a good comic, though.)

[CoffeeIncluded]

And this is why you do not give me access to Wish You Were Here and some form of artistic medium when I am in an extremely depressed mood.

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[Lycan 01]

STOP DEPRESSING ME FURTHER!!

I'm trying to stay in good spirits to avoid thinking about my sorrows, but ya'll keep downing me with this depressing art. Stop making me sad! T__T


*goes to moap in the corner*

[The Dark Fiddler]

STOP DEPRESSING ME FURTHER!!

WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON NOT DEPRESSED BY THESE COMICS?!

WHY AM I SHOUTING?!

[CoffeeIncluded]

I just realized something. You know why I'm using Vaarsuvius so much in these stories? And why I like Vaarsuvius's character so much?

Because right now, I am Vaarsuvius.

I am a trancesleep-deprived (Read: I haven't slept well in over a month; I have been plagued with nightmares every single night), Lawful Good Vaarsuvius who has been thrown into what would be for V the equivalent of a divine-magic class. (Read: Can't get an A no matter how hard I try.)

[Lira]

This plushy dragon is avatar-sized, if somone would like to use it.

I'd love to use it! It's adorable. :D

[doliest]

STOP KILLING THE FLUFF BUNNIES IN MY HEAD. IT'S THE CHRISTMAS SEASON WE NEED FLUFF!!!

WHY AM I STILL YELLING!?

NO SERIOUSLY, WHY AM I STILL YELLING!?

[Lycan 01]

I just realized something. You know why I'm using Vaarsuvius so much in these stories? And why I like Vaarsuvius's character so much?

Because right now, I am Vaarsuvius.

I am a trancesleep-deprived (Read: I haven't slept well in over a month; I have been plagued with nightmares every single night), Lawful Good Vaarsuvius who has been thrown into what would be for V the equivalent of a divine-magic class. (Read: Can't get an A no matter how hard I try.)

*hugs*

Aw... Poor Coffee. At least you know we're here if you need anybody to talk to.


Sooo... No more comments on V x Cain? The sad comics stole everyone's souls, huh?

[CoffeeIncluded]

*hugs*

Aw... Poor Coffee. At least you know we're here if you need anybody to talk to.


Sooo... No more comments on V x Cain? The sad comics stole everyone's souls, huh?

Last night I woke up three times with nightmares. I haven't slept well since last month. It's making a bad situation even worse. I'm getting really short-tempered nowadays.

Well, I liked it...Did you like my picture?

Something funny: You know how many of the holiday-themed crack pairings involve the characters getting snowed in?

I'm in New York. Right now, I'm snowed in.

[Lycan 01]

Wow. Have you talked to anyone about that? That sounds like you've got something subconscious going on. Have you considered seeing a professional? I'd say the grades are probably to blame. Once you get that out of the way, the nightmares should stop. But professional opinion is a lot better than mine...

I liked your picture. But it made me sad.

I hate the snow. I'm in Mississippi, and it snowed last week. I got to have a snowball fight. But then I nearly froze to death.

MOTHER NATURE, GIMME BACK MY ARID SUMMER DROUGHTS, YA OLD HAG!!!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Wow. Have you talked to anyone about that? That sounds like you've got something subconscious going on. Have you considered seeing a professional?

I'm seeing several. Thanks though.

[Lycan 01]

Is there anything I can do to help you, Coffee? I like to help friends.


Oh! Tell ya what. Say a pairing. Any pairing. Any plot device. Whatever you want, I'll right for you. Or, you can just tell me to actually write my Thog x Celia story. But I like a challenge...

[doliest]

Insomnia, Coffee? That really does suck on several levels. I'd make a suggestion, but when I had that I just took meds and I'm guessing you've already tried that. You need anything in particular, I'm ready to help.

[Saeyan]

Aww! I love it! You've got the cozy wintery feel down perfectly.

Thanks! Funniest thing about that is I live in an equatorial country. I've never even seen snow! (but it does hail here sometimes, strangely enough)

There are quite a lot of people around the same age (?) here, so I guess we can understand your pain. I'm not really good with this people-and-their-problems stuff, Coffee, but just so you know, I'm always available to talk. (or draw or do your homework or something)

Edit: And when all the holiday happiness dies down,

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I have an apology to make to the good people of this thread, assuming I have the guts to do so then.

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[Aaron]

*sees all the people saddened by the comic, while contrastingly not being at all affected*

...Is this a sign that I need professional help? (Still a good comic, though.)

YES! YOU DO NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP! YOU SHOULD FEEL VERY SAD! THE CHRISMAS FLUFF IS BEING KILLED!

WHY AM I STILL SHOUTING AS WELL!?

Last night I woke up three times with nightmares. I haven't slept well since last month. It's making a bad situation even worse. I'm getting really short-tempered nowadays.

Aww... *hugs Coffee*
I hope you feel better soon. We're here to help you out.

Something funny: You know how many of the holiday-themed crack pairings involve the characters getting snowed in?

I'm in New York. Right now, I'm snowed in.

You guys in the Lower 48 have been taking away all of my Anchorage, Alaska snow. Only just a few days ago we finely got over two feet of snow (over the time of a week). I can now finely enjoy my snow-sports! Yay!

[Kaytara]

Half-halfling, I actually started sobbing at that. Probably because I was feeling so happy for all the elves in those photos that the last two panels took me completely by surprise. The mood whiplash literally brought me to tears. Well-done, well-done, half-halfling... *sob*

CoffeeIncluded, your comic was sweet. :) Maybe it's just your style, but it seems like the kids have grown a bit, so I'm choosing to interpret it as positive foreshadowing. :)

Water-Smurf, your last update was absolutely horrifically well-written. Redcloak's reaction is very believable and you wrote Xykon perfectly. Gave me shivers just reading it. O.O

[CoffeeIncluded]

Aww, thanks guys. *Hugs*

*Sigh* Couldn't fall asleep until 3 AM. I went to bed at midnight.

And Kaytara, yeah, it's just my style. I prefer using longer limbs.

[Asta Kask]

WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON NOT DEPRESSED BY THESE COMICS?!

WHY AM I SHOUTING?!

Because you have the emotional range of Belkar?

Different things take different people differently. I'm fairly hardened against horror movies, but zombies freak me out every time. Except Zombie Lake, but that was more of a sleazy porn movie than a zombie movie.

[Asta Kask]

Aww, thanks guys. *Hugs*

*Sigh* Couldn't fall asleep until 3 AM. I went to bed at midnight.

Have you tried changing name to CoffeeExcluded? It's good to know you're seeing a professional, but that pretty much exhausts my list of advice. Hmm... fluffier pillow? Warm cat to share your bed?

Lawful Good Vaarsuvius who has been thrown into what would be for V the equivalent of a divine-magic class.

Perhaps you need to deal with your performance anxiety? Say like Vaarsuvius - "it's not like it's real magic anyway." What's the worst that could happen if you don't get an "A"?

[Andric]

wouldnt - according to the convenient colour coding of dragons - a pink dragon be evil?

[Asta Kask]

I think it's a Prismatic dragon from Epic. Or the colors were chosen to match V.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Have you tried changing name to CoffeeExcluded? It's good to know you're seeing a professional, but that pretty much exhausts my list of advice. Hmm... fluffier pillow? Warm cat to share your bed?



Perhaps you need to deal with your performance anxiety? Say like Vaarsuvius - "it's not like it's real magic anyway." What's the worst that could happen if you don't get an "A"?

Thanks, but I'll be fine. It's all junior year.

If I can't get an A, my GPA will be wrecked, and I won't be able to get into the colleges I want to go to.

(Heh, and Aaron, I know a guy from Anchorage!)

[Asta Kask]

Thanks, but I'll be fine. It's all junior year.

If I can't get an A, my GPA will be wrecked, and I won't be able to get into the colleges I want to go to.

(Heh, and Aaron, I know a guy from Anchorage!)

So, what kind of course is it? Perhaps you can get help from the board hive-mind?

[CoffeeIncluded]

So, what kind of course is it? Perhaps you can get help from the board hive-mind?

AP physics AB.