Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[ShinyDelusion]

I got a new ship.

I'd say good for them, but someday they'll be burning a lot of gps on therapy for that kid...

[CoffeeIncluded]

I got a new ship.

...Do it do it DO IT!!!!

[Monzach]

So ky00t, Discord!

[Aaron]

I got a new ship.

Write it! It will be awesome! *gets brain bleach ready*

Why do people on this forum think you can wed holidays? Is it something in the smilies?

*Slap*

[Asta Kask]

It's a little late, but here's another round robin:

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On the first day of crackmas
my true love sent to me:

1 sore and exhausted V

[Zanaril]

Are you still taking requests? I just got a weird mental image of Xykon dressed up as Santa with an ecstatic Tsukiko in his lap.

Here's the next best thing:



Drawing skulls reminds me I have coursework to do for my art class.

I got a new ship.

First reaction: Gah!

Second reaction: ...Awww.

Third reaction: *checks V closely for signs of swirly eyes or rotting flesh*

It's a little late, but here's another round robin:

On the second day of Crackmas
my true love sent to me:

Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

[CoffeeIncluded]

My turn!

On the third day of Crackmas
my true love sent to me:

Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

[Zanaril]

My turn!

On the fourth day of Crackmas
my true love sent to me:

Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

[ClericOfBelker]

On the fifth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....



5 Cat Videos/Pictures
4 frilly dresses
3 Gallons of Brain Bleach
2 Pregnencys
And a sore and exausted V

[Closak]

On the sixth day of crackmas my true love sent me.


Six horny nymphomaniac black dragons
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

[Zanaril]

On the fifth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....



5 Cat Videos/Pictures
4 frilly dresses
3 Gallons of Brain Bleach
2 Pregnencys
And a sore and exausted V

Aw, come on. We need something strong for five!

How about 'Five Teevo shows'?

Or, FIIIIIVE TEEEEVO SHOOOOOWS!!

On the sixth day of crackmas my true love sent me.


Six horny nymphomaniac black dragons
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

Okay, so screw the meter.

On the seventh day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....

Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny nymphomaniac black dragons
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

[CoffeeIncluded]

On the eighth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....

Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny nymphomaniac black dragons
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

[Zanaril]

On the eighth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....

On the ninth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....

Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny (nymphomaniac black) dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

[CoffeeIncluded]

On the Tenth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....

Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny (nymphomaniac black) dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

(What? It was inevitable. )

[Zanaril]

On the Tenth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....

(What? It was inevitable. )

On the eleventh day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....

Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny (nymphomaniac black) dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V

(Do we even know ten elves for this fandom?)

[ClericOfBelker]

12 SQUICKY PAIRINGS!
11 leather outfits
10 elves with huge ears
9 secret lovers
8 Squicky pictures
7 spouses leaving
6 Horny...dragons!
5 Cat pictures/videos
4 frilly dresses
3 Gallons of Brain Bleach
2 Pregnencies
AND A SORE AND EXAUSTED VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!

(1.V 2.Kyrie 3.Sand 4.Zz'tril 5.Um...um...I got nothin' )

[CoffeeIncluded]

(Do we even know ten elves for this fandom?)

That's what OC's are for.

[Zanaril]

On the thirteenth day of Crackmas, my True Love gave to me....

Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!

(Crackmas has 356 days! )

That's what OC's are for.

And crossovers!

[Asta Kask]

On the fourteenth day of Crackmas, my True Love gave to me....

Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!

Side note from another thread:

Races of the Wild elaborates further: "An elf reaches physical and mental maturity at the age of 25."

However, elves do not reach social maturity until 110. I suspect that the next 85 years are spent learning advanced sexual techniques.

[half-halfling]

On the fifteenth day of Crackmas, my True Love gave to me....

Fifteen scrolls of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!

Here's my new picture, inspired by Nathander's Miko/Therkla awesome fic, "Orphans":



Speaking of spiked tentacles , I'm playing Neverwinter Nights (as green-haired elf wizard named Inkyrius ). Yesterday I acquired a scroll of this spell (it's oficially called someone's black tentacles) -and it turned out summoning is my banned school of magic , so I can't learn it.
Also ,I noticed that Crack Pairing thread started to influent on my subconciousness (no, not that way ) -Yesterday I had a dream in which Coffeincluded was teaching me to play this Pokemon game of hers.

I have also question regarding comic -why is Sangwaan blindfolded? Does she have no eyes, and covers part of her face not to scare people?

And Zanaril's picture is awesome - especially Xykon's skull.

[BatRobin]

Sixteen forced kiddies
Fifteen scrolls of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!

[Asta Kask]

Seventeen inflatable rubber 'V' dolls (now with vibrating ears!)
Sixteen forced kiddies
Fifteen scrolls of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!

[half-halfling]

... and next one, this time based on Dark_Stryke's story:

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[Dark_Stryke]

... and next one, this time based on Dark_Stryke's story:

GGGLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!

I was a little upset that I wasn't getting any responses, but this, this just made my day. Now I can go to work in a good mood!

[Taekwondodo]

Eighteen feet of snow
Seventeen inflatable rubber 'V' dolls (now with vibrating ears!)
Sixteen forced kiddies
Fifteen scrolls of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!

[Dark Faun]

V and Haley it is then.

Aw, it's so cute. Thanks so much.

Here's the next best thing:

It's odd to see Tsukiko with white (and I do mean white) skin, but good work!

I'd say good for them, but someday they'll be burning a lot of gps on therapy for that kid...

...Do it do it DO IT!!!!

So ky00t, Discord!

Write it! It will be awesome! *gets brain bleach ready*

First reaction: Gah!

Second reaction: ...Awww.

Third reaction: *checks V closely for signs of swirly eyes or rotting flesh*

I probably won't write anything though. Thinking about it hurts me too much.

Here's my new picture, inspired by Nathander's Miko/Therkla awesome fic, "Orphans":

... and next one, this time based on Dark_Stryke's story:

Excellent work!

Seventeen inflatable rubber 'V' dolls (now with vibrating ears!)

On the last day of Crackmas, my mod gave me a thread lock.

That's where we're heading if we start mentioning sex toys with such enthusiasm.

Anyway, here's a second picture.

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Yadda, bandwidth, yadda.

[Monzach]

Discord my man/woman/neuter, that's very well done.

I can imagine V giving advise to Tsukiko about breathing and so forth. And why shouldn't s/he? I mean, s/he has had at least one of hir own.

[Zanaril]

I can imagine V giving advise to Tsukiko about breathing and so forth. And why shouldn't s/he? I mean, s/he has had at least one of hir own.

You see, this is the kind of humour I was hoping for when I suggested we write a meta fic...

It's odd to see Tsukiko with white (and I do mean white) skin, but good work!

Oh yeah, I forgot she has darker skin. This is what happens when I decide to just stick in colours as an afterthought.

On the last day of Crackmas, my mod gave me a thread lock.

That's where we're heading if we start mentioning sex toys with such enthusiasm.

I though we had already gotten to that point? Coffee's latest fic was nothing but...

Anyway, here's a second picture.

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Colour-coordination to the max!

[ClericOfBelker]

19 Love Potions!

MO ROUND ROBLIN!

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[Zanaril]

MO ROUND ROBLIN!

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http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...03#post7565203

*nudge*