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2010-01-10, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Viewing rooms for OotS chracters going at it are just past the kitchen, copies of the essays by Vaarsuvius on the flexibility of the elven form are in the library, various drugs and lust potions are in the drinks in front of you. Have a nice stay.
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-10, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
My webcomic!
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2010-01-10, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
BAH! Brain bleach is for wusses!
or maybe it's for the ones who are sane.
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2010-01-10, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-10, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
You're welcome.
And you'll fit in just fine here.
So, who thinks that we should have a...Like a "Rules" or "10 Commandments" of the crack pairings thread?
Like, "Thou shalt always revere the power of the elven ear" or something?
Or maybe "Thou shalt not say, "This might be too squicky for me to post"."
Sorry if these suck; I'm a bit distracted right now.My webcomic!
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2010-01-10, 12:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Here's are two that should be added to the lists of all commandments.
"Tom and Jerry DON'T TALK"
"the Star wars holiday special doesn't exist"
Yes I realize this has nothing to do with Fan service. That doesn't negate the validity of my statement.Last edited by Mystic Muse; 2010-01-10 at 01:09 PM.
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2010-01-10, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Rule 1) If you can imagine it, you can write it.
Rule 2) If you can't imagine it, write it anyway.
Rule 3) If you can't draw it either, post your idea and someone else might write it.
It's dwarven ale. It's not supposed to taste nice, it's supposed to kill non-dwarven liver cells.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-10 at 01:25 PM.
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2010-01-10, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-10, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey, everyone. Welcome to Eztheria. Just wanted to say I had my name changed from CheeseMuncher to Meg, so it's still me, just under a different name. Sorry to make more work for you, Lira.
...And that is how I met your father.
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2010-01-10, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hello, i am back!
And i brought a dozen scrolls of Mind Rape with me.
Anyone want one?
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2010-01-10, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-10, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Greetings to Eztheria. If you want to lose your sanity, you'll fit right in here.
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2010-01-10, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-10, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
I'm scared to view what's within this dark thread thanks to some of the sigs I've seen. I've not passed the point yet where I'm willing to rule34 OoTS characters. It's still an innocent comic for me. Of course though, in the off chance I take a peek, I'll gladly take a bottle of Brain Bleach too. How many platinum pieces for one gallon's worth?
Speaking of don't exist, don't forget Godfather 3.
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2010-01-10, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-01-10, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-10, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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1 crack story=3 gallons of Brain Bleach.
Pay up, kiddies.SpoilerAvatar by KwarkPudding!
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2010-01-10, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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*hands shippo one of her bbs*
I don't need it atm. Feel free to carry it around. Oh, and I better show you around a bit... Not that I know my way around here yet...
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2010-01-10, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Wait, is that the compensation we have to pay for writing one? Or the compensation we get for having written one?
In other news, I can't believe this.
I've just been trying to work out the distances across the desert, then this comes up.
...and did anyone wonder if there was any significance to how casually Belkar agreed to look out for prostitutes of both gender?Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-10 at 05:07 PM.
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2010-01-10, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
I'm really not surprised by that particular tidbit. Though to be frank, thanks to my deficit of brain bleach, some of the crazier things that could happen would not surprise me.
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2010-01-10, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-10, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-10, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-10, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-01-10, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-10, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-01-10, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-10, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Unholy Crap! Im gone for 1 day to fly back to Ukrain and 3 Whole New pages of Brian Cell destroying information has been posted? We do have No Lives do we.
And If you are going to have Tiasal/Xycon stuff Watermurf I want to say tiasal would have Probably seen Xycon as a Tool. Because he treats her like one and wether or not she complies is just a bonus, The crazy cleric wouldnt will not be able to touch her because she would have at least 3 levels of sorcerer now and a possibly Electrified pelvis sounds dangerous. In an attempt to Restore Meaning to my puberty my mind has attempted to combat the images with this thought
Hey tiasal
AAAAAAAHH
Tiasal! Im coming! Xycon?
That bitch shot me an empowered sunburst spell to the undead grion! (Well it could have gone worse.... Are you serios! She shot us with the undead equivelent of bieng kicked in the balls! Well it could have been maximized)
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2010-01-10, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
*grins* Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
That's what I've been aiming for. Thank you. :> (And even though you didn't ask for it, I'm about to go on a psychology/English nerd rant--skip it if you like.)
The thing with Yutrin is that he's the usual 'shrinking violet' character, but he has an instinct to heal that sometimes clashes violently with his instinct to survive. He's absolutely terrified of Kraagor and Mijung, but he still takes care of them because they are sick, even if he thinks that they will try to kill him once they can. His fundamental flaw is that he's a coward--not that I blame him, mind--but, if he is to grow, he needs at least one characteristic that is stronger than his fear--his compassion for others and his desire to heal.
He turned to the Dark One both because he was afraid and because he wished to be able to help any who needed it. The Dark One is who he clings to when he's afraid. He takes comfort in his faith and is deeply religious to the point where he is able to overcome his fears for the sake of it. He doesn't proselytize or get angry if someone else does not go by his faith's rules, but he becomes brave if someone actively disrespects his religion or his god, like how the non-human man did when he ripped away his holy symbol. He sees the Dark One not as a god of war, as Redcloak does, but as the provider of protection, love, and the gift of healing each other.
He has this desire to heal so he has the ability to grow as a person and as a character. If he didn't have that compassion, he would have been hiding in a corner the whole time he was ill--maybe he would have even tried to kill Mijung and Kraagor--and he wouldn't have allowed Kraagor to use him as a guinea pig the way he did, he wouldn't have stuck his neck out for them with the non-humans, and he wouldn't have taken Mijung when he was running away. He would remain static. His compassion gives him a drive that will cause him to change. Mijung's presence and the circumstances are the catalyst for that change, more so than anyone involved knows at the moment.
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The point being, I don't really think his objection is to sex with the living so much as it is to Tsukiko. She's creepy, slutty, and just some kid (she looks like she's a teenager or in her early twenties) who stumbled onto the big leagues where he could use her. He doesn't respect her. Girls who he doesn't respect become playthings, and his sex-drive isn't strong so he doesn't like playthings. He's creeped out by her come-ons.
Even if the possibility of lust is put aside, and it can be in regards to him, he respects Tiasal. She has a spine and isn't afraid of him. He wants to control her, but he respects her enough to not outright humiliate her to do it. A consensual sexual relationship provides a platform for that.
To say nothing of Tiasal herself. I guess she might offer her body to Xykon out of some twisted sense of loyalty to him [...]
...but I doubt she'd ever find him attractive. He's a walking skeleton that radiates unlife, such that his very touch paralyses the living. He is not attractive. The only person who finds him attractive is Tsukiko, and even Xykon himself is disturbed by it.
(Though, you're right, if she did somehow become attracted to him, his first reaction would probably be mild amusement, followed by the question 'how can I use this?')
I could see her calling him more of a father to her than Redcloak, though. That's something he could use, and it has the advantage of not needing several years for Tiasal to hit puberty, and is much more believable than her falling for a walking corpse.
Now is the time for sleep, however. Good night everybody!
Same.
How can a 3rd-level sorcerer hurt an epic-level sorcerer? At all?
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-01-10, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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