Pirates V The WW Game. Setting Sail!

[ThePhantom]

Okay. That was too close.

Phantom goes to catch his breath.

(Okay, now I'm not sure who is the last pirate, but it clearly not me, otherwise I won't have been targeted. So, I'll go for someone who voted for me last day, piratemonk.)

[PirateMonk]

Ranna because I only want to get lynched in one game at a time.

[Timberwolf]

I'll go with Piratemonk

[Eldritch Knight]

ThePhantom because if we have one pirate left, it doesn't seem terribly unlikely that they would have some manner of protection, and a good way of removing suspicion from oneself would be to make oneself a victim. This is entirely supposition, of course, but it does strike me as logical.

[ThePhantom]

I thought pirates can't attack themselves. Which makes your agurement not valid. Instead it makes you look like a pirate.

[Eldritch Knight]

If I was a pirate, how come there actually was a kill while I was away? I didn't have any computer access, so I wouldn't have had any means of sending in a kill, and I doubt the narrators would have allowed a pre-emptive kill pm.

[Helgraf]

If I was a pirate, how come there actually was a kill while I was away? I didn't have any computer access, so I wouldn't have had any means of sending in a kill, and I doubt the narrators would have allowed a pre-emptive kill pm.

And why wouldn't they? They've done things like that before.

[Eldritch Knight]

I didn't know that, actually.

[Zeb The Troll]

Indeed, our narrators regularly accept pre-orders from people with night actions who are planning on being away.

I point at Eldritch Knight.

[Istari]

Timberwolfbecause I don't want to bandwagon anyone

[hap_hazard]

Eldritch Knight.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The llama looks at everyone and starts counting people with a hoof. Then he sighs. We've got a 3 way tie. That's...frustrating. Hmmm.....well, we'll give it another 24 and if nothing changes we'll kill off Ranna cuz she reached two votes first.

Then he starts to dance to a funky beat.

[Zeb The Troll]

((Is the player list in the first post accurate?))

[Dallas-Dakota]

The llama looks at everyone and starts counting people with a hoof. Then he sighs. We've got a 3 way tie. That's...frustrating. Hmmm.....well, we'll give it another 24 and if nothing changes we'll kill off Ranna cuz she reached two votes first.

Then he starts to dance to a funky beat.

A very funky beat.

[evnafets]

To break the tie: Eldritch Knight
Though I think ThePhantom is also a choice that we should consider. Maybe the attack was completely staged?

[Eldritch Knight]

Ranna gotta stay alive!

[Alarra]

Day has ended, scene coming soon. No more votes please!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Nurf...its still a tie...and I still hate ties, but I suppose a 2 way tie is less frustrating than a 3 way tie.)

The passengers narrow the choices down to 2 and half want Ranna throw overboard the pirates ship and half want EK tossed over. Alarra and the llama come trotting up to decide which is the pirate. Alarra looks the two over, while Atreyu gets distracted by a squirrel in a scuba suit diving under the water.

Alarra realizes she has no idea which one to throw overboard, so she says

EK, cause that's who I point at when I have no better option.

EK nods politely, shrugs and says

Is Tradition!

Alarra summons a large pudding ooze that wraps around EK and squishes him in many violent ways. Then it drops him on the deck of the ship.

That....was horrible!

The Pudding Goddess giggles

Well, I'm never one to pass up a chance to lynch EK. Eldritch Knight.

And with that vote, the Canadian's fate is sealed. The question is how should EK be doomed?? You decide!


Have a member of the Lin Kuei rip off his head with part of his spine still attached

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SPLORTCH!! Passengers win! FATALITY!!!

Have him killed by Exploding-Bagpipe Vuvuzela

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The passengers all gather around Eldritch Knight and shove a bizarre instrument into his hands. If you don't finish the entire musical "The Pirates of Penzance" this will explode and destroy you. The vuvuzelapipes are played for all of about 10 seconds before EK can play no more. He tries to play and cover his ears, but he drops the pipes and they explode before they even reach the ground. When the passengers loot his corpse, they discover a Pirate Tattoo on his shoulder. he was the last pirate!

EK meet LK!

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The passengers grab the Knight and quickly make him drink a pink potion that turns him into a lion. Ranna drinks a potion that turns her into a scarred male lion. Hap-Hazard, Zeb, and Evvie all drink potions that turn them into hyenas. Suddenly a herd of wildebeests stampede out of the deck and into the water. Most of the passengers scatter, but Eldritch Knight is caught in the stampede and trampled to death. HOOFIBITTY! He was the last pirate.

Candian Brawl

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Stand back! There's an Emperor coming through. You filthy pirate! you will not disgrace the good name of Canada with your misdeeds. Indurain charges with a steel chair at Eldritch Knight. The presumed pirate dodges and opens his jacket to reveal some tasty Timbits in a box. He throws and handful at Indurain who cannot resist their goodness and starts eating them off the floor. While EK catches his breath, he's tackled from behind by a B-kachu! The little mouselike Canadian tries to zap EK with electricity, but is punted by a rubber boot. Then he ducks as a Leprachaun with a flail swings at his head. EK flees by trying to run towards the Captain's Quarters, but its blocked off by a Phoenix in full blaze. He turns to the run to the other side of the ship, but its guarded by Alarra, Atreyu, and Rawhide, all honorary Canadians. Thinking fast, he dives into the galley, but doesn't see the Zombie Rock Star hiding in the shadows. EK is quickly devoured! He was the last Pirate!

Read this last, but read this!!

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PASSENGERS WIN! Thanks to everyone for playing and we're sorry for some of the problems along the way. We hope you had fun and found the history of the WW games interesting.

[Istari]

I believe you forgot to mention that I won

Yeah, I was the smellie hippee.

After Murska was outed I pm'd him to give my name to the wolves so they wouldn't kill me accidentally like my rival. Then all I had to do was act goofy enough that nobody ever actually bothered voting for me.

[ThePhantom]

I'm alive? Wahoo!

And Phantom eats an apple off his hat.

(Wow, I think this is one of the few games where the lovers lived to the end and won. I know cause I was one of them.)

[Lex-Kat]

Yay!!!! We won!!

Can I take credit for helping? Huh? Can I, can I!?

Awwwww, come on, say I can.

Please?

[evnafets]

(Nurf...its still a tie...and I still hate ties, but I suppose a 2 way tie is less frustrating than a 3 way tie.)

Tie? What Tie? I count
3 for EK
2 for PirateMonk
2 for Ranna
1 for Timberwolf

Maybe you mean the tie for second place?
EK was lynched fair and square. And triangle as well.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Sorry, Istari. I know they aren't technically, but I tend to think of the feuders as passengers. Congratulations! Hippie would be proud!!

HEY LOOK! A Role List!

{table]Character|ROLE|

Aemoh |passenger
banthesun |passenger
Billtodamax| Shadow
Blue Ghost| Mordokai
B-Man| passenger
Calar |Pirate
Castaras| Evnafets
Cd4| Pirate
Crown of Thorns| Mason
Dallas-Dakota| Pirate
Deathslayer7 |passenger
Eldritch Knight| Pirate
Evnafets |passenger
Fiery Tower| passenger
Fin |passenger
Fleeing Coward |passenger
Griever| Archonic Energy
Haphazard| passenger
Haruki| Mason
Helgraf| passenger
Irbis| Lover
Istari |Smellie Hippie
Lex-Kat| Mason
LittleLostBear |passenger
Mordokai| Mason
Murska| Pirate
Mustiado |passenger
Nehh |Graklok
Philistine |passenger
PirateMonk| passenger
Ranna |passenger
Reinholdt |passenger
Robert Blackwater| Supagoof
Shadow| Mason
Smellie Hippie| passenger
Supagoof |passenger
The Phantom |Lover
The Valiant Turtle| passenger
Thufir |Pirate
Timberwolf| Mason
Trixie| passenger
Uncle Festy |passenger
Whitehelm |passenger
Yimmythesneak |passenger
Zar Peter |passenger
Zombieninja| Mason
Cristo Meyers | Captain Jack Sparrow

[/table]

THanks, Evvie!!

[Istari]

Its fine, I just wanted to make sure nobody forgot about me

[Eldritch Knight]

Just to note, the Bagpipes/Vuvuzela thing was my idea. Coming from a scottish family, I am quite familiar with the pipes played badly, and since there are a few football fans in my family, I'm more than familiar with the Vuvuzela. This got me thinking, what could POSSIBLY be worse than the two combined.....

[Reinholdt]

Whoo!
Take that you nasty pirates!
*sticks out his leg and trips the pirate holding the shield protecting Murska*
Teehee.

[Murska]

I spent my (short) time in this game hoping that someone in my team would bother responding to the PMs I sent or even acknowledging my existance. Bunch of really bad luck with items too. But yeah, the villagers got this one fair'n'square.

[Zeb The Troll]

I didn't have a role in this game? Not even passenger? Did I actually forget to sign up?

ION: I'm alive at the end of the game and I'm on the winning team!! Huzzah!!

[Irbis]

I spent my (short) time in this game hoping that someone in my team would bother responding to the PMs I sent or even acknowledging my existance. Bunch of really bad luck with items too. But yeah, the villagers got this one fair'n'square.

Yes, that whole 'ignored by own team' stuff hurts. I couldn't do anything at all in the game.

In fact, I spend last few days trying as hard as possible to be auto'ed, sadly, narrators didn't keep track of that.

In fact, I sort of feel the game played itself, with involvement of maybe a handful of players, while the rest couldn't do anything. IMHO.

[Lex-Kat]

I think, Irbis, they didn't auto-lynch you because they didn't wish to kill off one of the more active players, thePhantom.