Murphy's Law (Thread The Third!)

[Draconi Redfir]

Not a good idea. Golems are immensely strong and immensely stupid. The first time it tried to pat a child on the back the child would end up plastered to the wall...

could make... i dunno.. a clotheing golem? i'd be really soft,

...*snicker*... fresh diper Golem

[CoffeeIncluded]

Update tomorrow, and Matt's going to have some choice words at the end of it.

[Symmys]

Update tomorrow, and Matt's going to have some choice words at the end of it.

Splendid news.

[Lix Lorn]

Poor, poor Matt... he must have been Belkar in a previous life.

[Asta Kask]

could make... i dunno.. a clotheing golem? i'd be really soft,

...*snicker*... fresh diper Golem

Stinking Cloud attack?

[Draconi Redfir]

Stinking Cloud attack?

FRESH diper golems, so the parents never run out :P

[Aaron]

I love the schedule! I've been gone for a week, and there are 3 updates when I come back! It's awesome!

#45: 240 Proof

Ohhhhhhh. Janine was born 5 months premature. Interesting...

Also, I love the Tiaasal appearance! It's a great tip-of-the-hat to Water-Smurf. And, Tiaasal is happy. It's great, Coffee.

It draws in alcohol from another dimension!

It's magical beer! Very magical...

#46: Divination, How I Love Thee

The joke is that she doesn't need to worry about self-preservation, because Divination spells will take care of that for her. Of course, we must also remember that Fir has a higher Wisdom score than Serrin does.

Hee hee. I find it very funny that Fir has a higher Wisdom score that Serrin. It seems so... not right.

#47: A Rare Quiet Moment

Ahhhhhh, nothing like killing the mood and saying, "Don't worry, if you are a threat, they can take you out in one round." Reminds me of my DnD campaigns.
Also, I like Serrin's slamming the door and disturbing the quietness by yelling "MOM! I'M HOME!!!"

[CoffeeIncluded]

I love the schedule! I've been gone for a week, and there are 3 updates when I come back! It's awesome!

#45: 240 Proof

Ohhhhhhh. Janine was born 5 months premature. Interesting...

Also, I love the Tiaasal appearance! It's a great tip-of-the-hat to Water-Smurf. And, Tiaasal is happy. It's great, Coffee.



It's magical beer! Very magical...





Hee hee. I find it very funny that Fir has a higher Wisdom score that Serrin. It seems so... not right.



Ahhhhhh, nothing like killing the mood and saying, "Don't worry, if you are a threat, they can take you out in one round." Reminds me of my DnD campaigns.
Also, I like Serrin's slamming the door and disturbing the quietness by yelling "MOM! I'M HOME!!!"

Thank you! But no, Janine's not 5 months premature. Her parents married when her mom was pregnant.

[Asta Kask]

Cats should have a Wisdom score off the scale, since it measures sensory acuity (very well-developed) and willpower...

And here's Janine's theme song...

[Aaron]

Thank you! But no, Janine's not 5 months premature. Her parents married when her mom was pregnant.

Errrr, thats what i meant.

[Asta Kask]

Thank you! But no, Janine's not 5 months premature. Her parents married when her mom was pregnant.

I would ask if they were happy, but the only answer would be "Sorry, you are not cleared for that."

[CoffeeIncluded]

Alright, update time! And now we know the other reason why the last comic was called, "A Rare Quiet Moment."

#48: A Familiar Occurrence

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So...How obvious is it that I love these guys?

[mucat]

Great one, Coffee!

I love Fir's apparent jealousy of Iris.

Or, at least, that's how I read it:
: "Hey! That bird is riding on its wizard's head and I'm not. This must be remedied NOW!" *jump*

In fact, maybe that's how Fir developed the habit in the first place...

[Lix Lorn]

Where did Fir go on the last panel?
Otherwise, I LOVE it.

[CWater]

Yes Matt, but they're seem happy, so don't criticize other's lifestyle.

It was the mom's familiar who souted in panel 5, right?

It would seem that Serrin takes after her father. :)
Is that grey in his hair by the way? Well, I guess he's not exactly young anymore, with Serrin being 42 already.

[Asta Kask]

Fir is a Cheshir cat.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Where did Fir go on the last panel?
Otherwise, I LOVE it.

Fir hopped down behind Serrin.

It was the mom's familiar who souted in panel 5, right?

It would seem that Serrin takes after her father. :)
Is that grey in his hair by the way? Well, I guess he's not exactly young anymore, with Serrin being 42 already.

Yes, that was Iris.

Yep, his hair's starting to turn gray. Actually, he's in his late 70s.

Also, their mom is as crazy as the rest of them.

[Zanaril]

That's one fowl-mouthed familiar.

[Mina Kobold]

It's a world with dragons, forces that can rearrange his biology and anything else they feel like and cats that can manipulate the personality and willpower of others and Matt chooses the hyper-activity of an elven family to call insane?

He obviously don't know what happens behind the closed doors of some houses and dairies

[RdMarquis]

I've got to say, Serrin's mom and dad look like a rock star and a ninja (which might explain her apparently decent Jump score).

Also, I'm not sure why it surprised me so much, but Iris had my mouth hanging open for a good three minutes.

[CoffeeIncluded]

That's one fowl-mouthed familiar.

Iris is...Yeah.

I've got to say, Serrin's mom and dad look like a rock star and a ninja (which might explain her apparently decent Jump score).

Well, her husband is a bard.

Also, I'm not sure why it surprised me so much, but Iris had my mouth hanging open for a good three minutes.

Because you didn't expect that out of a hawk named Iris who is the familiar of a Lawful Good elf? And yelling at her master's husband, no less? And combined with the nonchalant attitude of the entire family?

[RdMarquis]

Because you didn't expect that out of a hawk named Iris who is the familiar of a Lawful Good elf? And yelling at her master's husband, no less? And combined with the nonchalant attitude of the entire family?

That and her speech bubble took up a good fifth of the panel (although I do lack the ability to Detect Good).

[Dusk Eclipse]

I've got to say, Serrin's mom and dad look like a rock star and a ninja (which might explain her apparently decent Jump score).

Also, I'm not sure why it surprised me so much, but Iris had my mouth hanging open for a good three minutes.

Now that you mention it, yes. Serrin's mom wears something really similar to a gi.... and the scarf reinforces that.

[Lix Lorn]

Now that you mention it, yes. Serrin's mom wears something really similar to a gi.... and the scarf reinforces that.

Explain.
In Private message, if necessary.
(Curious)

[Dusk Eclipse]

Explain.
In Private message, if necessary.
(Curious)

I don't think private messages in nescesary, I just said that the clothes Serrins mom's wear are similar to a gi, which is the traditional martial artist clothes

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And traditionally in media ninja wear scarfs.

[John Cribati]

I am reminded of Questionable Content.

[mucat]

I am reminded of Questionable Content.

Heheh. I was just thinking that Yelling Bird has some competition now.

[Lix Lorn]

...oh, a GI. XD I thought you'd cut off the end of a rude word. XD

[Dusk Eclipse]

...oh, a GI. XD I thought you'd cut off the end of a rude word. XD

now I am curious

[CoffeeIncluded]

Now that you mention it, yes. Serrin's mom wears something really similar to a gi.... and the scarf reinforces that.

That was unintentional.

Except that now Matt is going to think of elf ninjas and have to suppress the urge to kill something pointy-eared.

Heheh. I was just thinking that Yelling Bird has some competition now.

Or a match made in heaven. (I created Iris before I knew of QC though.)

We're all gonna die.