Murphy's Law (Thread The Third!)

[Mina Kobold]

It draws in alcohol from another dimension!

Dang, I thought it was a feeblemind spell effect.

Oh well, better luck next impossible dwarf invention

[John Cribati]

Mathematically impossible alcohol is mathematically impossible.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Mathematically impossible alcohol is mathematically impossible.

Mathematically impossible alcohol is funny.

[Lix Lorn]

Mathematically impossible alcohol is mathematically impossible.

The First Rule of Tautology Club is the First Rule of Tautology Club.

Yeah, happy Tiasal makes my heart glow happy. ^_^

[John Cribati]

This thread grows roughly 1.2 pages per update. This is shocking. I am envious.

Anyway, Can someone dig up the smileys we had of the party? I'm too lazy to search.

[CWater]

This thread grows roughly 1.2 pages per update. This is shocking. I am envious.

Anyway, Can someone dig up the smileys we had of the party? I'm too lazy to search.

Here you go!

[John Cribati]

Thanks a million.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm going to add a Serrin sprite soon.

[RdMarquis]

I know it's been established that familiars and animal companions reflect the mood of their partners, but Fir's irritation over the alcohol policy is just adorable. He (or is it she) can't even drink.

Also, I like to think of this as a counterbalance to Legolas drinking Gimli under the table.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I know it's been established that familiars and animal companions reflect the mood of their partners, but Fir's irritation over the alcohol policy is just adorable. He (or is it she) can't even drink.

Also, I like to think of this as a counterbalance to Legolas drinking Gimli under the table.

You honestly thing that Serrin doesn't give Fir a little saucer of wine for her to drink?

That scene was hilarious.

[John Cribati]

[QUOTE=CoffeeIncluded;8708219]You honestly thing that Serrin doesn't give Fir a little saucer of wine for her to drink?/QUOTE]

Now I am imagining a drunken kitty and laughing hysterically.

[Closak]

Okay, something really creepy just went through my head

Poor...well, everyone.
I have no idea where this thought came from, but i doubt any of the characters would like any of those things happening.

Where do these thoughts come from?
Horrible emotional and mental torture for everyone seems to be a common thing in my head.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Now I am imagining a drunken kitty and laughing hysterically.

That's it. Fir's getting drunk in the comic.

Okay, something really creepy just went through my head

Poor...well, everyone.
I have no idea where this thought came from, but i doubt any of the characters would like any of those things happening.

Where do these thoughts come from?
Horrible emotional and mental torture for everyone seems to be a common thing in my head.

What creepy thing just went through your head?

[Closak]

A scenario where the party get's harassed by a bored reality warper whose idea of fun is torturing and hurting people in a manner of different ways.

Like turning Janine into an orc.
Or swapping all of Lloyd's paladin levels for levels in Blackguard.
All for the lulz, while the party screams in horror in unison.

That kind of thing.

In short, bored godlike entity decides to mess with them for ****s and giggles.
And everyone suffers permanent emotional scarring as a result.

Like i said, i have no idea why this stuff keeps turning up in my mind.

[CoffeeIncluded]

A scenario where the party get's harassed by a bored reality warper whose idea of fun is torturing and hurting people in a manner of different ways.

Like turning Janine into an orc.
Or swapping all of Lloyd's paladin levels for levels in Blackguard.
All for the lulz, while the party screams in horror in unison.

That kind of thing.

In short, bored godlike entity decides to mess with them for ****s and giggles.
And everyone suffers permanent emotional scarring as a result.

And what did they do with the others? Make Tinder wear dragonskin armor? Saw off Serrin's ear?

[Closak]

Pretty much.

It also involved forcing Tinder to experience flashbacks of his parents death's over and over and over with perfect clarity.

And Matt turning into a girl and being harrased by people who mistakes her for a prostitute and wants to buy her "Services"
And being robbed of everything he owns in the process.

Like i said, it was some creepy stuff that went through my skull there.

[Lix Lorn]

And Matt turning into a girl and being harrased by people who mistakes her for a prostitute and wants to buy her "Services"

Yeah... that'd be funny. Poor Matt. (Smirk)
Matilda..?

[Raz_Fox]

Pretty much.

It also involved forcing Tinder to experience flashbacks of his parents death's over and over and over with perfect clarity.

And Matt turning into a girl and being harrased by people who mistakes her for a prostitute and wants to buy her "Services"
And being robbed of everything he owns in the process.

Like i said, it was some creepy stuff that went through my skull there.

You, sir, are an incredibly disturbed person.

And I am a horribly perverted person for grinning at the idea of Matilda.

But you're still worse. Definitely.

[Draconi Redfir]

wooo! Tiaasal appearince!

the drunk elf obviusly failed a fortitude save right there XD

[Dusk Eclipse]

Question! Is this incident the cause of Serrin's and Rolf's breakin up?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Question! Is this incident the cause of Serrin's and Rolf's breakin up?

No, it wasn't. It was a mutual breakup and they're still good friends. Serrin and Rolf had (And still have) a very healthy relationship.

[Dusk Eclipse]

No, it wasn't. It was a mutual breakup and they're still good friends. Serrin and Rolf had (And still have) a very healthy relationship.

ahh... if this was the reason that would have been great comedy potential... meh doesn't matter

[CoffeeIncluded]

ahh... if this was the reason that would have been great comedy potential... meh doesn't matter

That's not how Serrin is. Just because she's a half-elf doesn't mean that her life has to be an angstfest.

[Dusk Eclipse]

That's not how Serrin is. Just because she's a half-elf doesn't mean that her life has to be an angstfest.

Who said I wanted an angfest? I didn't had that in mind.. and yeah I hate angfest-ing halfies (:mumbles incoherently about Oak:). Either way it is your story, not mine so do what you want to do.

I am sorry if it sounded diferently

[CoffeeIncluded]

Who said I wanted an angfest? I didn't had that in mind.. and yeah I hate angfest-ing halfies (:mumbles incoherently about Oak:). Either way it is your story, not mine so do what you want to do.

I am sorry if it sounded diferently

No, I didn't mean to be rude about it. I just meant that for Serrin to break up with him over that would be out of character.

And yeah. That's part of the reason that Serrin and Luic have stable, wonderful, loving family and childhoods.

[Dusk Eclipse]

No, I didn't mean to be rude about it. I just meant the for Serrin to break up with him over that would be out of character.

And yeah. That's part of the reason that Serrin and Luic have stable, wonderful, loving family and childhoods.

Oh that makes sense.

[mucat]

You honestly thing that Serrin doesn't give Fir a little saucer of wine for her to drink?

True...but I would wager the new policy is somewhere closer to "No Dwarven ale EVER!" than "Don't give the kitty some wine." So Fir's angry look still seems to be "I'm mad because my biped friends are mad," rather than "I was personally inconvenienced here."

[Lix Lorn]

So Fir's angry look still seems to be "I'm mad because my biped friends are mad," rather than "I was personally inconvenienced here."

Three words: Rule. Of. Cool.
Now, what's cooller... a loyal kitty? Or a slightly alcoholic kitty?

[Dusk Eclipse]

Three words: Rule. Of. Cool.
Now, what's cooller... a loyal kitty? Or a slightly alcoholic kitty?

I take the third option a Loyal but slightly alcoholic kitty!

[mucat]

Exactly. You can have both.

: "I still get my *meowhic* wine...but my friends want dwarven ale so I'm MAD!"

(Hey, do we have a Fir smiley?)