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    smile Re: Bibliography - Choose Your Own Adventure

    0_o *Falls unconcious from laughter yet still manages to write this*

    That is hilarious!

    Elagune, you are so awesome I need to invent a new word to describe it. And that word is Flip-Flap-doobie-whop

    Silliness aside let's figure out what to do!...

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    EFIT: Ninja'ed by plenty of good ideas

    I vote for Introduce yourself completely non-challantly and innocently
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    Tossle Clay's Hair, introduce yourself to the strange human-like creature.
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    Silly time over (for now). Ask Clay to introduce you to his father, and explain the deal about the broken hand and brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by memnarch View Post
    Phoo, not the expected reaction.


    >Introduce yourself, then explain what happened, leaving out the "on purpose" details of your escapades.
    i vote for the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gez View Post
    Silly time over (for now). Ask Clay to introduce you to his father, and explain the deal about the broken hand and brother.
    Seconded.I'm on fire

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    Oh, Im sticking with my Eve avatar, sorry
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    Clearly explain everything in a calm and rational manner and how its all a misunderstanding before immediately introducing yourself as Clay's new girlfriend to see if it'll set Clay over the explosion threshold.

    What? SCIENCE!!! demands to know if Clay can explode from embarassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by memnarch View Post
    >Introduce yourself, then explain what happened, leaving out the "on purpose" details of your escapades.
    I'll vote along with this.

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    Yiddaddy is happy that Clay brought home a girl... was he worried about not having grandchildren little robots?
    But Clay is a good, well-rounded Jewish homoheteronculus! Of course there will be little robots!
    >Tell Yiddaddy the sitch.

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    >Get up, shout "April Fools!" then introduce yourself like nothing out of the ordinary happened
    BANG → !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dairun Cates View Post
    Clearly explain everything in a calm and rational manner and how its all a misunderstanding before immediately introducing yourself as Clay's new girlfriend to see if it'll set Clay over the explosion threshold.
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    Woo! My suggestion got used for once!


    >Introduce yourself, then explain what happened, leaving out the "on purpose" details of your escapades.


    While the girlfriend thing would be funny, lets not bite off more than we can chew and/or accidentally kill Clay.
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    Agreed with the general direction expressed thus far. Be polite, be rational, don't fess up to faking it, and...

    Does Clay's dad look like Megaman's Doctor Light to anyone but me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dairun Cates View Post
    Clearly explain everything in a calm and rational manner and how its all a misunderstanding before immediately introducing yourself as Clay's new girlfriend to see if it'll set Clay over the explosion threshold.
    Changing my vote to agree with this, but with one addition: wipe your lips first.
    BANG → !
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    Couldn't make up my mind:
    Either:
    Kiss Clay and nod at the dad, to see how much he'll explode.
    Or:
    Quickly explain the potentially dangerous situation.
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    I still think Kim should act as if she is clueless.

    That way she might cause the "Father" to look like a pervert by making him (through vague innuendo and suchwhat) think she's Clay's girlfriend without actually saying it outright
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiuiS View Post

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    An then I saw Keveak in the sorting hat and you are just the cutest thing when you want to be. My gosh look at that. It's squee-inducing.

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    Start Flirting with Clay's father/builder.
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    Yeah, no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
    Start Flirting with Clay's father/builder.
    You're dumping Clay already? Wah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypoSoc View Post
    You're dumping Clay already? Wah.
    It's the succubal thing to do.
    Isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
    Start Flirting with Clay's father/builder.
    Do it, it'll be funny!

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    It already said, in "Cannon", that Kim preferred to be called a page due to bad rep of the name. I'm sure she isn't a stereotypical demon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypoSoc View Post
    It already said, in "Cannon", that Kim preferred to be called a page due to bad rep of the name. I'm sure she isn't a stereotypical demon...
    Canon/cannon.

    Flirting with everything that moves in front of everything that moves isn't so much "succubus" as "skanky ho-bag straight out of a wank fantasy".
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypoSoc View Post
    You're dumping Clay already? Wah.
    She was never with Clay. The way I see it, Kimberly at least somewhat flirts with everyone unless there is a reason not to. She likely feels impish glee when they become flustered and embarrassed. Then again, that may not work well with Clay's father, so she may not do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by memnarch View Post
    ...

    >Introduce yourself, then explain what happened, leaving out the "on purpose" details of your escapades.
    That's why I suggested this; has Kim act more impish than mean.
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    Kasanip has drawn a picture of Ben and Kim, and has given me permission to show it off in the Bibliography threads.

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    ...I ship BenKim now.
    Considering Kim is like me, who here is a Ben?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gez View Post
    Silly time over (for now). Ask Clay to introduce you to his father, and explain the deal about the broken hand and brother.
    Seconded.

    And Clay's father DOES look like Dr. Light!

    EDIT: That means that Clay's Megaman, his brother's Protoman (Explains the broken-ness), I'm Bass, and Elagune's Zero.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximum Zersk View Post
    Seconded.

    And Clay's father DOES look like Dr. Light!

    EDIT: That means that Clay's Megaman, his brother's Protoman (Explains the broken-ness), I'm Bass, and Elagune's Zero.
    And the glasses. In some versions, Protoman had big sunglasses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fayd View Post
    And the glasses. In some versions, Protoman had big sunglasses.
    Yeah, that too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klose_the_Sith View Post
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