Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XXVII: God Has Nothing to do With This

[Coidzor]

Well, I enjoyed reading Koorly's stream of analysis.

I hope you keep it up.

Also, I concur with averagejoe, Trazoi, good stuff with that delineating of the ages.

[TheLaughingMan]

With Koorly's arrival, I believe I can form a five man band out of us. Sort of. Go ahead and form your own if you want.

The Hero: Trazoi

The Lancer: Oracle Hunter. And, um, Palmer. Why not.

The Smart Guy: Koorly, Colonel Slime

The Big Guy: averagejoe, Coidzor

The Chick: DeathDragon, Seme

The Sixth Ranger: Myself, rocketpony

Go go Snarkerangers!

[Trazoi]

Me, the Hero? I thought I was a Harmless Villain.

[TheLaughingMan]

Me, the Hero? I thought I was a Harmless Villain.

You made known the Sneaky Gate, and have been pivotal to snark ever since. Pat yourself on the back, man.

[Oracle_Hunter]

Me, the Hero? I thought I was a Harmless Villain.

No, you're thinking of Lord Khaine

By the by, I'm calling dibs on The Obi Wan

[Gadora]

I call dibs on Mysterious Watcher.

[M84]

Heyall,

Ah, man. That means the rest of us are Mauve Shirts and Red Shirts.

[Lillith]

Heyall,

Ah, man. That means the rest of us are Mauve Shirts and Red Shirts.

Oi speak for yourself, I can always get out of is by being ´the Chick´

[Glass Mouse]

Oi speak for yourself, I can always get out of is by being ´the Chick´

Hey, good thinking! You can be the heroine, and I can be... wait, if there's two of us, that means... aw, I'm the Vasquez

[Humbug]

And what about me? >_>

[Vesilasi]

I'm not sure, save that 90% of people in Dominion look like Stunt. It's been a slay meme since forever.

This strip features "the" Stunt's head. I'm not sure if there are any slays before that.

[guttering flame]

In the spirit of the 1-panel recaps:

Buy Spy-Eye!

Humbug - your version is very good but I fear its dramatic vibe is entirely unfit to DD, a light comedy that tries to take itself seriously.

[Lillith]

Hey, good thinking! You can be the heroine, and I can be... wait, if there's two of us, that means... aw, I'm the Vasquez

You can be the chick then and I´ll just go for the action girl! Or be a Magical Girl, or a Magical action girl! Damn this list is long!

[M84]

Heyall,

And what about me? >_>

You can be the Team Pet that doubles as a Killer Rabbit.

Me? I'm one of Those Two Guys who doesn't really serve any purpose except to fill out the cast and provide comic relief. Except I'm never funny.

[guttering flame]

Who am Me, who am I?

Miay - ???

[Castel]

I am Spartacus!

[Coidzor]

The Big Guy: averagejoe, Coidzor

GORDON'S ALIVE!?

Seriously though, I've made some sort of impression? @_@

[Shadows]

I'm just fifth caste. Would anyone like some soup?

[Glass Mouse]

I'm just fifth caste. Would anyone like some soup?

You can't be fifth caste. You have a name!

... Ack! I just spent four hours on TVtropes! Damn you, snarkers, for luring me there! I was supposed to read about national culture!

[spectralphoenix]

And so we all learned a valuable lesson about ditching your body armor just to illustrate a time skip. I guess this sort of thing is why Karnak usually puts him on souldozer duty.

[Humbug]

Oooh! Killer rabbit pet. I like that role very much! I'd like to look like the bunny from monty python with the blood dribbling off my fangs.

Humbug - your version is very good but I fear its dramatic vibe is entirely unfit to DD, a light comedy that tries to take itself seriously.

Heh, yea, my style isn't really meant for comedy, if you read my comics, you'll find that I love dramatic serious stuff, with lots and lots of dynamic panels!

[Welf]

Me? I'm one of Those Two Guys who doesn't really serve any purpose except to fill out the cast and provide comic relief. Except I'm never funny.

Can I be the other guy of Those Two Guys then?

[SlyGuyMcFly]

Can I be the other guy of Those Two Guys then?

If there's already two of Those Two Guys, I guess I'm down to grabbing a Recurring Extra spot.

[Deme]

...Wait, am I meant to be The Chick, or is there the stronger half of a Yaoi pair lurking here that I haven't met?

In either way, I may want to join officially-like.

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Name: Deme
Started Reading: Originally? Somewhere around the First Day/Battle for Barthis area. It's a little foggy, and where the archive ended and reading began, I cannot say. I quit after a while, so I really don't remember.
Joining GiTP Thread: Thread 27, can't find the date.
Starting Disposition: It was sort of a cute, not great, high-fantasy life comic. Like Sluggy, only fantasy and a lot lamer. Should have ended at the final splash page of Soul of Souls, and it would have been pretty good, and the ending sweet. Also, Strip Slays = awesome.
Time to Convert: Supergreg and Oracle Hunter (or somewhere in that set of bad arcs, before vacation) made me quit, but I was snarking a bit in my heart, lurking on Keenspot before that point. I noticed a strip slay thread here, and was perplexed by the madness I saw, read the archives...and joined the snark.
Current Stance: ...Still should have ended right here. Mookie's not going to find as good an ending page for this story again... As of now? It's pretty bad. Mookie seems nice, but really... This has just gone a million times wrong.

[ninja_penguin]

Okay, admittedly, I don't really have any training with weapons use or any real knowledge of how to use them, so i don't know if I"m right or wrong here. But it's bugging me: Every time a guy has a sword in his right hand, wouldn't it be most efficient to swing from right to left? Not these backhanded left-to-right swings that Mookies keeps doing?

[Humbug]

Being the Uke isn't so bad, just be really weepy and useless and bend over and take it (while being very really weepy) when the Seme demands it!

[Deme]

Being the Uke isn't so bad, just be really weepy and useless and bend over and take it (while being very really weepy) when the Seme demands it!

And really cheerful the rest of the time. Being the Uke requires having all of your partner's excess emotions so he can be dramatic and brooding with no outward sign. *had a friend who was an expert on these things, so she got a lot of exposure to it*

...Hey, I wonder if that's why everyone in DD is so bipolar. They're all the Uke to some sort of negaverse Seme, where DD is tasteful epic fantasy!

[SaintRidley]

Okay, admittedly, I don't really have any training with weapons use or any real knowledge of how to use them, so i don't know if I"m right or wrong here. But it's bugging me: Every time a guy has a sword in his right hand, wouldn't it be most efficient to swing from right to left? Not these backhanded left-to-right swings that Mookies keeps doing?

For sheer force, yes. We aren't in an actual sword fight where a backhand stroke might possibly be useful due to the opponent's guard and anyway most backhand slashes in sabre fencing are to get a beat parry in so you can then quickly flick into a right to left slash to the face.


I know that probably made no sense.


Also, spoilered for Curly's sake:

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The Mask is off. Do we now get to see Demon Siggy's face?

Also, what would I be in this new hierarchy of roles?


I'll add our new people to the snarker index at some point later today.

[Lillith]

Oooh! Killer rabbit pet. I like that role very much! I'd like to look like the bunny from monty python with the blood dribbling off my fangs.

How about a white rabbit, with blood red eyes, a giant mouth and a red plunger in it's right hand?
Also you can be my pet, me being the Magical Warrior Girl.

[lord_khaine]

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Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
His expressed idea was, "Read the comic, form opinion, disregard the opinions of others entirely because they're worthless."
I know. I agreed with the first part, disagreed with the last.

You are close, though not entirely correct.

Its "Read comic, form opinion, disregard the opinion Of people who doesnt even try to give the comic a fair chance.

The problem is just that most people only try to find negative things about the comic, and in that case i do feel justified in disregarding their opinion, though its because i disagree with it.

No, you're thinking of Lord Khaine

Harmless?, what the heck do i have to do to get some respect, post pictures of my favorite DD hero, Supergreg in the thread?