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    Default Cats are dragons.

    Compare the two; its true!


    Both Cats and dragons are excessively vain and view themselves as the most important creatures in existence.

    Both Cats and dragons have a disturbing tendency to play with their food.

    Cats and dragons both have a natural affinity for shiny objects.

    You do not exist in a cat or dragons world... till dinner time.

    Both Dragons and cats spend the majority of their time sleeping in excessively expensive beds (or wherever they please).


    This obviously explains why housecats can murder commoners with such ease.
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    This does go well with the comments about, in Draconomicon, the remarkable similarity between the dragon skeleton and the cat skeleton overall.

    There are differences (feet, breastbone, wings, skull) but the general shape is fairly close.
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    Cats have an affinity for shiny objects? Isn't that ravens?
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    Quote Originally Posted by krossbow View Post
    Compare the two; its true!


    Both Cats and pseudodragons are excessively vain and view themselves as the most important creatures in existence.

    Both Cats and pseudodragons have a disturbing tendency to play with their food.

    Cats and pseudodragons both have a natural affinity for shiny objects.

    You do not exist in a cat or pseudodragons world... till dinner time.

    Both pseudodragons and cats spend the majority of their time sleeping in excessively expensive beds (or wherever they please).


    This obviously explains why housecats can murder commoners with such ease.
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    There's a short story, I believe by Peter Dickinson, that involves a dragon gradually turning in to a cat over time as it drinks milk. It ends with the warning that, should you not give your cats milk they'll turn back in to a dragon.

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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    I may risk getting hate from saying this, but in the recent movie "How to Tame Your Dragon", you can observe the dragons behavior. It helps if you're watching it with a real cat on your lap, so you can observe the similarities.
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    Quote Originally Posted by flabort View Post
    I may risk getting hate from saying this, but in the recent movie "How to Tame Your Dragon", you can observe the dragons behavior. It helps if you're watching it with a real cat on your lap, so you can observe the similarities.
    Nah, those are perfectly acceptable. The dragons in D&D are also explicitly mentioned to be catlike even in anatomy (as per Draconomicon).


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    I have this vision of a BBEG stroking a small white dragon

    Yes - that would work.

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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    While very few wyrmling dragons are Tiny (cat sized) wyrmling white dragons are one of them.

    so, it would work.
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    and he could have even murdered the baby dragon's mother to get his egg too, for extra evil points.

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    Cats have an affinity for shiny objects? Isn't that ravens?
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    "Dragons are cats" might be a more accurate thread title imo.
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    - The internet is far too obsessed with both.


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    Quote Originally Posted by krossbow View Post
    Compare the two; its true!
    I must disagree.

    The key, and most important notable difference being...


    Cats don't feel the need to mate with anything that moves. Case in point, there is no "Half-Cat" template.
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    Point countered with: Any episode of Red Dwarf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grarrrg View Post
    I must disagree.

    The key, and most important notable difference being...


    Cats don't feel the need to mate with anything that moves. Case in point, there is no "Half-Cat" template.
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    Quote Originally Posted by hamishspence View Post
    While very few wyrmling dragons are Tiny (cat sized) wyrmling white dragons are one of them.

    so, it would work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aidan305 View Post
    There's a short story, I believe by Peter Dickinson, that involves a dragon gradually turning in to a cat over time as it drinks milk. It ends with the warning that, should you not give your cats milk they'll turn back in to a dragon.
    Actually, I think you're thinking of E. Nesbit.
    "Reach down into your heart and you'll find many reasons to fight. Survival. Honor. Glory. But what about those who feel it's their duty to protect the innocent? There you'll find a warrior savage enough to match any dragon, and in the end, they'll retain what the others won't. Their humanity."

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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    One problem with your theory: dragon brains >>> cat brains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeqSun View Post
    One problem with your theory: dragon brains >>> cat brains.
    That's what they want you to believe.
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    actually cats are proven to be very, very smart. they are just too apathetic to the surrounding to ever do something with their brains.

    Dragons on the other hand are too vain to make use of their brains in many cases. so it kina adds up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliomance View Post
    Point countered with: Any episode of Red Dwarf.
    Touche.

    I think this reference might miss quite a lot of people, though...

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    Critical difference: Not all dragons are Evil.
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    Critical difference: Not all dragons are Evil.
    neither are all cats, but those that aren't evil are Neutral Apathetic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harnel View Post
    neither are all cats, but those that aren't evil are Neutral Apathetic Dead.
    Fixed that typo for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archpaladin Zousha View Post
    Actually, I think you're thinking of E. Nesbit.
    Perhaps, I haven't read it in about 14 years.

    A quick browse reveals that you are, indeed, correct. Thanks, Now I know which section of my bookshelves to look for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AstralFire View Post
    - The internet is far too obsessed with both.
    Yeah, except dragons are awesome and cats are quite the opposite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrawn183 View Post
    Yeah, except cats are awesome and dragons are quite the opposite.
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    But really, the important lesson here is this: Rather than making assumptions that don't fit with the text and then complaining about the text being wrong, why not just choose different assumptions that DO fit with the text?
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    I noticed this tendency. Pretty much any dragon will have feline attributes - Tamora Pierce's, Pern's, How To Train Your Dragon's, D&D's, Dragon Milk's... In fact, I'm gonna go see if it's a Trope.

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    Remember that the trope should be that Dragons Are Catlike, not the other way around!
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    Default Re: Cats are dragons.

    Hm. No actual trope, but a couple of references. Who wants to fix this?!

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