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2011-02-22, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Two of my Dakka favorites:
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2011-02-22, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-02-22, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Broken Damaged Worthless
Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Spell Compendium. Combust is notable as being the damage source in one of The Mailman's best damage tricks, the Surge of Fortune Shuffle. It's spoilered below for you:
SpoilerThe Surge of Fortune Shuffle: This is a low Epic (level 21+) two round maneuver that deals 810 fire over two hits at the cost of a 9th and 7th level spell, plus some change and XP. On round one, cast Greater Arcane Fusion for Limited Wish -> Surge of Fortune and True Strike. If Spellsurge is already up, also cast Arcane Fusion for Assay SR and True Casting. If not, use another GAF to pump it out with an Assay. Use your move action to Hide in Plain Sight if you're capable. On round two, use your standard to cast Enhanced Twinned Maximized Empowered Combust as a 9th level spell. Use your move action to tumble next to the enemy. Then, use your swift action to activate Surge of Fortune, and finally, make the touch attack (which you can make at any point in the round after casting a touch spell).
It will auto-crit threat due to the Surge, get a +20 to hit on the crit confirmation melee touch attack, and have an SR check of 1d20+50 or so if you took the Marshal level. The 810 or so critted fire damage comes over two hits, meaning even Fire Resist 30 is pretty overwhelmed. If the enemy is immune to fire, you can use a Metamagic Rod of Substitution or just a Shocking Grasp (less damage) instead. The SR check is enough to get by a lot of Epic critters and some gods, and your melee touch crit confirmation roll with True Strike ought to be 1d20+30 touch at least, which again, is enough for most Epic critters and some gods. If you either screw up, or the thing for some ungodly reason isn't dead, cast Celerity immediately after your turn and dimension hop your butt away or put up a Force Wall or something. This could be adapted to lower levels with less metamagic, but its main value is the high damage/spell slot ratio and the shock value of so much damage, so it's less applicable.
All that I say applies only to myself. You author your own actions and choices. I cannot and will not be responsible for you, nor are you for me, regardless of situation or circumstance.
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2011-02-22, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Last edited by Cieyrin; 2011-02-22 at 05:47 PM.
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2011-02-22, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- My apartment
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Been there, fought that, died horribly.
Something fun and flavorful to get your DM throwing books at you: Katana Chucker
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2011-02-22, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- Missouri
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Last edited by Jergmo; 2011-02-22 at 05:51 PM.
SpoilerDM: "Sunder the wall?! WT**** kind of tactics are these!?"
Me: The kind that armies have been using for millennia.
DM: They didn't do it with swords!
Me: Which makes us so much cooler.
Player: Where are the babau in relation to everyone else?
Me: They're right behind you. Vesil is covered in Loki's blood. That is their location in relation to you.
Player: I was just wondering about a fireball.
My Homebrew
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2011-02-22, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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2011-02-22, 05:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Broken Damaged Worthless
Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
The Mailman is so feat-starved, I don't think you actually can. Just don't use the Surge of Fortune Shuffle against that stuff.
Of course, there might be a way to shoehorn in one random feat then Dark Shuffling it into Searing Spell, which obviously is fine, cause this is epic we're talking about now.
All that I say applies only to myself. You author your own actions and choices. I cannot and will not be responsible for you, nor are you for me, regardless of situation or circumstance.
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2011-02-22, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- The cradle of humanity
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
I come bearing the posters:
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2011-02-22, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2009
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- Germany
Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
You can't trust other people to make good pictures of you, that's why.
We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.
Spriggan's Den Heroic Fantasy Roleplaying
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2011-02-22, 09:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- A house.
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2011-02-22, 09:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- A house.
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2011-02-22, 09:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
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2011-02-22, 09:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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- In the T.A.R.D.I.S.
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2011-02-22, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Nonsense. Any number of dakkas is insufficient. Dividing your ammunition stocks by 0 results in an undefined amount of dakka, which being non-finite (thus not a number) and probably very large (it at least approaches infinity) may qualify as sufficient dakka. It's simple, really.
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2011-02-22, 10:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
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Ding, You've Got Trophies!Spoiler
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Samuel Clemens
Oh, and DFTBA.
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2011-02-22, 10:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
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Ding, You've Got Trophies!Spoiler
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Samuel Clemens
Oh, and DFTBA.
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2011-02-22, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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- Fuuto City
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2011-02-22, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Been there, fought that, died horribly.
Something fun and flavorful to get your DM throwing books at you: Katana Chucker
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2011-02-22, 10:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
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Ding, You've Got Trophies!Spoiler
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Samuel Clemens
Oh, and DFTBA.
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2011-02-22, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- NYC
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2011-02-23, 12:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-02-23, 02:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- The Serpent's Throne
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Silence, puny mortals. The Lich-ing hour is upon you;
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It should probably be made clear by now that I am MONSTROUSLY liberal with what I count as a lich, mage, or even undead. But I'm gonna' cover all my bases, damn it! Except for Shaman and Warmage. Because seriously, I'm tired. You all can fill out the rest.SpoilerMy Characters
According to this test, I am a LN Half-Orc Cleric, Lvl.2.
"And in the layer of the Deep Ones, we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever." - H.P. Lovecraft
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2011-02-23, 02:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- The Elemental Pole of Oil
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Do you have a source on the Paladin Lich picture?
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2011-02-23, 02:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
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2011-02-23, 02:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Indeed, that's Arthas aka The Lich King from World of Warcraft. Seemed like an obvious choice to me.
SpoilerMy Characters
According to this test, I am a LN Half-Orc Cleric, Lvl.2.
"And in the layer of the Deep Ones, we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever." - H.P. Lovecraft
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2011-02-23, 02:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
It's the Arthas-Ner'zhul amalgamation (hereafter known as "lich king") from end of Warcraft 3/mostly the second expansion for World of Warcraft.
Edit: 87% ninja'dLast edited by Derjuin; 2011-02-23 at 02:34 AM.
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2011-02-23, 02:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Last edited by Marnath; 2011-02-23 at 02:36 AM.
Witty sig here nosey, aren't ya?
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2011-02-23, 02:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Hrrm... Ninja'd... Ninjas... Liches... Ninja Lich...
SpoilerMy Characters
According to this test, I am a LN Half-Orc Cleric, Lvl.2.
"And in the layer of the Deep Ones, we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever." - H.P. Lovecraft
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2011-02-23, 02:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal
Huh, never played Warcraft.
Anyway because there have been too many post without a poster I give you the following(not mine). Hopefully someone else hasn't already posted it.
SpoilerAvatar by Elagune