D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal

[Serpentine]

Awww. :3 Now I wanna design a campaign around Swan Lake, with a Houri as the White Swan and a Succubus as the Black Swan...

[Yora]

This is probably one of my favorite, which I didn't make myself: ^^

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[Mordokai]

Awww. :3 Now I wanna design a campaign around Swan Lake, with a Houri as the White Swan and a Succubus as the Black Swan...

Be sure to let me know if you need any help

[Lurkmoar]

Pretty sure that's the reason it's called 'fantasy' Yora.

[Serpentine]

Be sure to let me know if you need any help

You should do it for me. Cuz my honours is about 14 months overdue.

[Yora]

Some that I came up with playing the game yesterday.

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[Mordokai]

You should do it for me. Cuz my honours is about 14 months overdue.

Looks like I'll need to do some ballet studying...

To the library!

[Serpentine]

Going and watching Black Swan could give you some interesting ideas, too ...although then it could end up being a horror campaign

[Yora]

I'm still amazed at the idea of a ballet horror film.

[Mordokai]

Going and watching Black Swan could give you some interesting ideas, too ...although then it could end up being a horror campaign

You say it like it's a bad idea

[Serpentine]

Hmm... Could nearly tie into my old "Gorgeous, charismatic, likable bad guy vs. plain, unsociable, unlikable good/non-bad guy" idea... (based on a true story!)

[Mordokai]

In case I get to see Black Swan anytime soon I just may get to working on this. With more free time coming up and a wish to do a campaign of my own, that is as good idea as any

[DisgruntledDM]

Funny, because of the Drizzt books the one that picture's from is probably the least talked about.

Yeah but I liked the cover.

[The Tygre]

Houri?

Sweet Zombie Jebus, Batman! I was wondering where that was! I vaguely remember it from ages ago, just when I was popping into the homebrew section from time to time. I though I was remembering something from the old WotC mature boards. Ah, the mature boards; simultaneously everything conceptually wrong and yet awesome about those forums. I learned the board-killing question there, and if I could ever find the Succubus Master prestige class or stats for the orgasmoloth again... well, then I could die a happy man, I tell ye what.

Well, some Eladrin used to be like that. But Eladrin were generally a bit scarce in 3E fluff.

Heh. Explore Arborea to find relics from the Age of Wooing. Who says you can't make a game based around the BoEF?

I'm still amazed at the idea of a ballet horror film.

Obviously, you've never heard of Suspiria. Our Ladies of Sorrow would like to have a...

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... word with you.

[Lord Raziere]

And, coincidentally, probably the best in the series. Setbacks, epic battles, a villian 5 times as awesome as Drizzt...

Not much to complain about there.

agreed. He smacked aside Wulfgar as if he was nothing, has a big flaming sword, and somehow got blessed by Gruumsh even though he worked towards orcish unity and signed a peace treaty with Bruenor.

[hangedman1984]

And besides, hooves are a major turn-off. And this is coming from somebody who's very fond of succubi.

pfft, cloven feet make me hot

[CycloneJoker]

pfft, cloven feet make me hot

Pass the brain bleach, please.

[TheGeckoKing]

*Casts Mindrape*

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Pass the brain bleach, please.

Secon... Hold on. Am I the brain bleach dealer, or the best customer? I forget. Anywho, what strength? Celebrity goof-up strength, or Eldritch horror? Personally, I like to go with a nice #52, where #1 is Celebrity goof-up, and #45 is Eldritch Horror. Although I've got bleaches ranging up to #150, if need be.

[Lurkmoar]

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[Mordokai]

pfft, cloven feet make me hot

Enjoy yer kick in the nuts

[Archpaladin Zousha]

Sweet Zombie Jebus, Batman! I was wondering where that was! I vaguely remember it from ages ago, just when I was popping into the homebrew section from time to time. I though I was remembering something from the old WotC mature boards. Ah, the mature boards; simultaneously everything conceptually wrong and yet awesome about those forums. I learned the board-killing question there, and if I could ever find the Succubus Master prestige class or stats for the orgasmoloth again... well, then I could die a happy man, I tell he what.

I'm a moderator for an RP board largely made up of Mature Board refugees. I'll ask around to see if one of them has those, and I can pm it to ya if I find it.

[Necro_EX]

Sex And Sensuality Are Not Evil.

When's someone gonna stat out a celestial that embodies the beauty of consensual lovemaking or somesuch...

The Nymphology (Mongoose publishing, I believe) has the 'creature of lust' template that could be slapped onto any celestial being, showing that they're from the plane of lust. Though lust on its own is often seen as evil by all the good-types, it could be interpreted as being sexuality in general. :D

[nyarlathotep]

The Nymphology (Mongoose publishing, I believe) has the 'creature of lust' template that could be slapped onto any celestial being, showing that they're from the plane of lust. Though lust on its own is often seen as evil by all the good-types, it could be interpreted as being sexuality in general. :D

Sadly however nymphology was a rather bad book.

[Yora]

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I have a high resistance to dressed up (or dressed down) chicks, and I can't se any armed buttler. Or is he supposed to stand behind me?

[Necro_EX]

Sadly however nymphology was a rather bad book.

Yeah, it definitely could have used some more polish. I don't really think the writers were taking it as seriously as they could have, which is really a shame because sexuality is something that can be handled maturely in-game, buuut...

[Greenish]

I have a high resistance to dressed up (or dressed down) chicks, and I can't se any armed buttler. Or is he supposed to stand behind me?

She is the Butler*. The gun is in her left hand.


*Not in the sense of being a manservant, obviously. It's her surname, but that means you don't want to mess with her.

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Julia Butler? That butler?
As in, Miss Fowl's servant?

[Cieyrin]

Yeah, it definitely could have used some more polish. I don't really think the writers were taking it as seriously as they could have, which is really a shame because sexuality is something that can be handled maturely in-game, buuut...

The BoEF did an alright job of taking the topic seriously enough to provide a framework in which such stories could be told and for them to be meaningful. For me, the book is both strangely tantalizing and a little abhorrent, where when I'm reading it I start thinking about optimizing characters to take advantage of certain feats and whatnots...

yeah...

[Yora]

It certainly is a very powerful motivator, and one that quite often has led people to do amazingly stupid things.
And doing stupid things is the bread and butter of the PCs.
Saving the princess from the dragon is all about sex.

If you manage to find a way to come up with sexualy motivated plots without getting akward, you've come upon the best plot hook since "demons invade the world and want to destroy everything".