You! (A picture/Media thread) XXVIII : Beware the Beauties

[Borgh]

Some day I will reach wise, when I am no longer bound to shave every day by seminary rules. Some day!

*shakes fist defiantly*

hmmm, if you get wise you are allowed a beard but it is common knowledge that you can't be wise without a beard. Paradox!

ok, "common knowldge" only if you count Tv tropes

[DraPrime]

hmmm, if you get wise you are allowed a beard but it is common knowledge that you can't be wise without a beard. Paradox!

ok, "common knowldge" only if you count Tv tropes

Perhaps I can circumvent this by finishing my degree in philosophy, which is bound to give me beardless wisdom!

[absolmorph]

hmmm, if you get wise you are allowed a beard but it is common knowledge that you can't be wise without a beard. Paradox!

ok, "common knowldge" only if you count Tv tropes

Hey, getting out of seminary doesn't prove that you're wise!
Wisdom comes from experience.
Experience comes from poor judgement.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Who is the awesome bearded guy, and why is he so outstandingly happy in each picture?

Because he knows he has cool beard by the guide to beard length
But no, we just finished gathering donations so we could buy a bottle of mead to share with everybody Not to mention that he's a very cool dude.

[DraPrime]

Because he knows he has cool beard by the guide to beard length
But no, we just finished gathering donations so we could buy a bottle of mead to share with everybody Not to mention that he's a very cool dude.

Outstanding. Although I can one-up your friends beard with a friend of mine. He has developed an outstanding beard due to his monastic life.



Apparently children frequently ask him if he's Santa.

[Yora]

Due to unforseeable circumstances (that resulted in a good photo of us), here's a picture of my brother and me (right).

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[blackfox]

*snip*

Wow, you look a lot like a college friend of mine. o_o

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

I apologize for the poor quality but.

Yeeeaaah.

[Coidzor]

Perhaps I can circumvent this by finishing my degree in philosophy, which is bound to give me beardless wisdom!

No, no, philosophy degrees just give you a beard.

Was quite awkward for the philosophy major ex of mine, I'll tell you what.

[I'm da Rogue!]

Because he knows he has cool beard by the guide to beard length
But no, we just finished gathering donations so we could buy a bottle of mead to share with everybody Not to mention that he's a very cool dude.

So... does he have a girlfriend?

[MoonCat]

Due to a discussion of such on RB, I was compelled to go and find the photo I was talking about. Remember that this was years ago, and I look much less stupid nowadays.

Warning, this picture DOES have real skulls, and human ones at that. So if anyone is not feeling up to seeing skulls, lease don't open this spoiler.

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[Borgh]

for some reason that picture reminds me of the PTSS Clarinet boy meme.

also, we now need comparison pictures of later Mooncat to assess if you grew out of what you call being a prat but what I call "a typical 12 year old"

Edit: I just realized I'm trying to coax pictures of a cute girl on the internet. I feel dirty now.

Second edit: damn you my fingers. Embarrassing spelling mistake corrected.

[HalfDragonCube]

for some reason that picture reminds me of the PTSS Clarinet boy meme.

also, we now need comparison pictures of later Mooncat to asses if you grew out of what you call being a prat but what I call "a typical 12 year old"

Edit: I just realized I'm trying to coax pictures of a cute girl on the internet. I feel dirty now.

To 'asses'?

I severely hope you meant 'assess'...

You should feel dirty.

Edit: I, however, have retained it for posterity.

[Jonesh]

Well, on the advice of a good friend of mine I took a few pictures from a perspective that was more level with my face and not beneath it.
I think it looked pretty good, crappy webcam and lighting not withstanding.

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Striking a pose etc. etc.

hurrdehurr durr

[Ranger Mattos]

Due to a discussion of such on RB, I was compelled to go and find the photo I was talking about. Remember that this was years ago, and I look much less stupid nowadays.

Warning, this picture DOES have real skulls, and human ones at that. So if anyone is not feeling up to seeing skulls, lease don't open this spoiler.

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You looked remarkably like my little sister.

Well, on the advice of a good friend of mine I took a few pictures from a perspective that was more level with my face and not beneath it.
I think it looked pretty good, crappy webcam and lighting not withstanding.

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-snip-
Striking a pose etc. etc.
-snip-
hurrdehurr durr

Hey, I remember you! I yelled at you because you didn't look at the camera

[CynicalAvocado]

Due to a discussion of such on RB, I was compelled to go and find the photo I was talking about. Remember that this was years ago, and I look much less stupid nowadays.

Warning, this picture DOES have real skulls, and human ones at that. So if anyone is not feeling up to seeing skulls, lease don't open this spoiler.

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i had a skull once....


but then i broked it.

[MoonCat]

i had a skull once....


but then i broked it.

Ouch.

[CynicalAvocado]

Ouch.

not my skull

i had a skull candle holder. not real of course, but still plenty macabre ;)

[MoonCat]

not my skull

i had a skull candle holder. not real of course, but still plenty macabre ;)

Ooh, cool. Did you also have a raven?

[CynicalAvocado]

Ooh, cool. Did you also have a raven?

unfoortunatley, no

[Ranger Mattos]

Hm, I just remember that I used to have a raccoon skull. Wonder if it's still somewhere around here.

[Borgh]

I still have the shoulderbone of an elk, picked up in the middle of Yellowstone park.

[HalfDragonCube]

Yes, it's that time!

'Discuss your ownership of other's body parts'!

I have a skeleton of a vole and other ones of wildlife gathering dust in the garage...

[Jonesh]

Hey, I remember you! I yelled at you because you didn't look at the camera

Haha, sorry!
But all the cool guys look away from the camera

EDIT:
Come to think of it, I remember reading a study about it some time ago. The conclusion the study made was that to generally be more attractive in a picture you should either look cocky or somewhat sad/bored, by e.g. looking away from the camera.
Can't find it again though, my google-fu is weak

[d13]

So... Weird face. Weird angle. Cold. Alcohol. Awesome coat (or whatever that is called)...

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[Dallas-Dakota]

From what I can see...I do believe it's a trenchcoat.(spelling is ****ed)

DD, telling people how a trenchcoat is called since 2009.
(various anime-fan-groups have thanked me for making finding trenchcoats that much easier.)

[Lix Lorn]

It's a Captain Jack coat!
I'd be totally jealous if I didn't have one too!

[d13]

From what I can see...I do believe it's a trenchcoat.(spelling is ****ed)

Coat, trenchoat... Screw you and your trenchyness (???)

It's a Captain Jack coat!
I'd be totally jealous if I didn't have one too!

Similar, but not exactly the same xD

[RabbitHoleLost]

That coat is gorgeous and I want it.
Also the man inside it. And his beautiful girlfriend.

[Malfunctioned]

Guys. Just dropping in to say this.

Real men steal their female friends hotpants and skirts.

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