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2011-07-27, 09:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
671. I may not buy epicac in any setting for any reason. Ever.
672. I may not play a Dread Necromancer disquised as a Cleric of Wee Jas, in a party with a Cleric of Pelor who is optimized for healing and undead killing. Especially if I become his best friend.
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2011-07-27, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-27, 12:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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674. Science!
Originally Posted by The Doctor
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2011-07-27, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Guys! Numbers are off again! 663 was doubled. dsmiles's was 675.
Is that like ipecac but over 20th level?
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2011-07-27, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-27, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, the spell check and I aren't on speaking terms right now.
Also...
677. I may not play a Tibbet
677a. Especially a psion tibbet
677b. that speciallizes in electricity
677c. and is yellow....
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2011-07-27, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-27, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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679. I may no longer try to up-stage the BBEG by coming up with and executing a better evil plan, even if it does technically save the world from his.
Last edited by Axinian; 2011-07-27 at 06:12 PM.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-27, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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680. I cannot make a Will Save to disbelieve the Fourth Wall.
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2011-07-27, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-27, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-27, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-27, 09:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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684: The verbal component to finger of death is NOT 'Avada Kedavra'
684a: Nor is it the verbal component to 'Power Word Kill'
684b: That is it! No more Harry Potter before a game session!
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2011-07-27, 10:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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685. There is no such creature as an "internet troll" and even if there was, Polymorphing into one does not give me superhuman annoyance powers.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-27, 10:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Titles, Achievements, and Quotes of HonorSpoilerInfernal Teamworker - City of Shadows Wondering if anyone is still checking this...
Ruler of the City - City of Shadows Hello? Anyone there? PM me if you want the Color Code.
The Fallen Chessmaster - Center WW I don't really see a reason to get rid of this.
The Manipulative/The Opaque - Demons WW Its kind of neat.
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2011-07-27, 10:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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686. Slenderman is NOT a race.
686a. Nor is Slenderman a class.
686b. Slenderman can NOT be my deity.
687. The above holds true for Pedobear as well.
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2011-07-27, 11:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-27, 11:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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689: Trying to buy the Necronomican from the High Church of Pelor will get you smited.
690: So will trying to steal it.
691: No, a unleashing a Sphere of Annihilation inside the Church the Pelor will not get you the Necronomican either.
692: Trying to use said Sphere of Annihilation on Pelor himself also will not get you the book.
693: Screw it, there is no Necronomican.
694: No, I cannot create a Dread Necromancer who invents the Necromonican.
692: I am no longer allowed to even think of the word Necronomican else I suffer many smitings with the BoED.Last edited by Antonok; 2011-07-27 at 11:04 PM.
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2011-07-27, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-28, 12:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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694. Dwarven holy water is NOT mead.
694a. Nor is it beer, ale, stout, or any sort of liquor.
694b. Just because I left wine off that list does NOT mean that wine is dwarven holy water (when was the last time you heard of a dwarf drinking wine?)
694c. Wine is NOT Elven holy water either.
EDIT: 694 Exemption. Ignore rule 694 if your character is named Bruenor Battlehammer.
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2011-07-28, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-28, 02:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-28, 04:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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695. Dropping my pants does not give me a bonus to Intimidate checks.
695a. No, the natural 20 does not imply anything, size-related or otherwise.
695b. A natural 1, however, implies all the jokes earned as a result. Even if the campaign doesn't have skill checks auto-fail on a 1.
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2011-07-28, 08:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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696 I may not decide that Fireball is a viable alternative to the Knock spell for opening doors. Or to doorknobs, for that matter.
697 I may not decide Dominate Person is a viable alternative to a trap-finding character.
698 I may not decide a combination of Fireball and Dominate Person is a viable alternative to a Rogue.
699 When I inevitably ignore the above rules, I may not "forget" that the rogue is stood in front of the door I'm opening. They will (probably) survive and be somewhat upset with me. Goddamn Evasion.Last edited by Aneurin; 2011-07-28 at 08:16 AM.
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2011-07-28, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Of course not, everyone knows Earth Reaver is the Knock alternative, Fireball is to counter Darkness silly. :p
700. Correction, Fireball is only good to counter Darkness once. A more traditional method is required after that.
701. I may not use Fireball to remove natural cover such as bushes, tall grass or patches of forest. It upsets the druid.
702. Especially if I only think I heard something move in them.
703. Goes double if the scout says I'm imagining things.
704. Speaking of druids, I may not use Animate Dead in front of her either. No matter how good of a meatshield/mount that giant, multi-legged corpse would make. It upsets her.
705. I should not be surprised if the druid finally gets fed up with my disregard for nature and the natural order and mauls me.
706. I may not forget that druids are far more terrifying than wizards up close and personal.
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2011-07-28, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Not sure if this was already posted, but here goes
707. I am not allowed to play a warforged with an absurd amount of INT-boosting items and feats, then pump knowledge skills to know almost everything.
707a. Said warforged is NOT named DataLast edited by LrdoftheRngs; 2011-07-28 at 01:27 PM.
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78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin.
Mine began with one character actively seeking out the other characters in a large town.
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2011-07-28, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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708: "I eat it" is not the appropriate response to every problem you come across.
708a: Nor is "I sit on it"
708b: That's it, you don't get to play a dragon anymore.
708c: You don't get to play a Nimmy either.
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2011-07-28, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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708c. Nor is "I'm gunna hump it."
709. You Got The Touch by Stan Bush does not give the Paladin a moral bonus to Lay on Hands.
710. Nor am I allowed to sing When I Think About You I Touch Myself with my paladin while using Lay On Hands to heal myself.
711. In a zombie campiagn it is not acceptable for the entire group to play The Zombie Game (ie. Vegetarian Zombie Graaaains, Conductor Zombie Traaaains, etc.)
712. Just because I play a rogue/ranger with VoP and the flaw cleptomanic does not make me Robin Hood.
713. I will control myself and not take VoP and try to obtain the Saint template. Thats just wrong.
714. As an artificer my solution to everything cannot be "Science"
714a. Nor can my excuse for anything I do be "For Science!"
714b. Nor should I view every other party memeber as "Potential Test Subjects."
715. I should probably not be allowed to play an artificer ever again.Last edited by DJ_Lycos; 2011-07-29 at 01:29 PM.
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2011-07-28, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-28, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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716. I may not attempt to resolve all problems through a drinking contest, then use Iron Heart Surge to rid myself of intoxication if I start losing.
716a. I may not challenge anyone to a drinking contest as a Warforged, Warblade or otherwise, period.
(As a DM, personally, I would totally allow both of those.)