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2011-10-28, 06:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
If a tree falls in the forest and the PCs aren't around to hear it... what do I roll to see how loud it is?
Is 3.5 a fried-egg, chili-chutney sandwich?
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2011-10-28, 08:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1601: I am not allowed to homebrew monsters which attach to my PCs' heads and do an arbitrarily high amount of damage, no save permitted, whenever they make a bad pun.
1601a: Even if I really, really want to.
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2011-10-28, 08:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-28, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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1600: I am retroactively not allowed to wild empathy the tarrasque due to the fact that wild empathy does not work on intelligent creatures.
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2011-10-28, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-28, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-28, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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1603: I may not play knights named "Sir Humpalot"
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2011-10-28, 06:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-28, 08:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by boomwolf; 2011-10-28 at 08:09 PM.
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2011-10-28, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-28, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1606: I am not allowed to handle the first five levels of combat with nothing but Color Spray.
Last edited by Belril Duskwalk; 2011-10-29 at 09:02 AM.
78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin.
The docks of a small fishing village. One of the character's nearly drown trying to catch a fish barehanded.
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2011-10-28, 11:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1606a: And no after battle clean up on the prone enemies doesn't count.
1606b: Neither does throwing in other debuffs. That's just adding insult to injury.Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2011-10-28, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1607: The verbal component of Mass Hold Person is not the lyrics to Petrified.
1607b: No, not even just the corus.
1608: If I make an epic spell that acts as a mass Flesh to Stone, again, the lyrics are not any part of the song Petrified.
1609: The verbal component of any fire spell is not the lyrics to Great Balls of Fire.
1610: The lyrics to High Voltage/H! Vltg3 are not part of the verbal component of any electrical spell.
1611: The lyrics to- oh **** it! Lyrics are not a substitute for verbal components!
1611b: Bards are exempt from rule 1609.
1611c: Rule 1609b is no longer in effect.
1612: "When in doubt, yell something random." may not be my motto.
1612b: No matter how funny it is.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2011-10-29, 12:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1613: Pyromania is not an acceptable Flaw for an
EvokerWizardPlayer Character.78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin.
The docks of a small fishing village. One of the character's nearly drown trying to catch a fish barehanded.
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2011-10-29, 10:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by Siosilvar; 2011-10-29 at 10:32 AM. Reason: whitetext
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Omnia Vincit Amor
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2011-10-29, 10:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Uh I think you meant a desert.
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2011-10-29, 11:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-29, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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1614: "the Rocky Horror Picture Show" is not appropriate material to base a campaign on.
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2011-10-29, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
Thread wins: 2
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2011-10-29, 12:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2011-10-29, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-29, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
It's a pie. From Romania.
Pie + Romania = a very subtle pun.
See also rule 1554.Last edited by Siosilvar; 2011-10-29 at 12:57 PM.
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Omnia Vincit Amor
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2011-10-29, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Would have been less confusing if you'd used Romania rather than Transylvania from the start. Although I suppose that would make it more obvious... Eh not all puns are easy to make.
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
Thread wins: 2
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2011-10-29, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1615: I cannot play a blind or deaf person in Call of Cthulhu
1616: Babies do make god ammunition for the catapult if their 'Tarrasque' eggs
1617: My Paladin can still worship Asmodeus in Pathfinder & 4e
1617b: Still makes the Dm cry
1618: Hellknight just have to be Lawful in alignment...
1618b: Yes a Hellknight Paladin is an acceptable character
1619: Charisma does not determine appearance...
1619b: Except when it does
1620: Turning into a Vampiric entity at the end of the CoC session is not winning
1620b: Nor is ending in the 'The King in Yellow's' Realm
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2011-10-30, 08:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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1621: Matrix references in fantasy setting will NOT end well.
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2011-10-30, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1622: I may no longer add cybernetics to party members while they sleep in order to kill them.
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2011-10-31, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1623:
When we fight magical creautes, I may not use science to kill them.
1624:
I am not to point out in character the flaws in NPC logic.
1625:
I am also forbidden from statting up Alucard or Sebastion and using them in game.
1625a:
Doubly so if I start using another PC as their masters.
1626b:
Choosing an NPC for a reason for the character to adventure though is perfectly acceptable to advance the plot if my character is approved.My extended signature.
Thanks to the wonderful Ceika for my signature.
I have Steam cards and other stuff! I am selling/trading them.
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2011-10-31, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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1627: I may not sit down to play a super hero game having built a Jedi Knight or a Sith Lord.
1628: Even if it's rules legal."I Burn!"
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2011-10-31, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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1629: When the DM sets his colossal sized monster which he spent hours building on the party, I am not allowed Dimension Door the party across the room and out the door.
With your every step, these grand adventures shall grow more distant and faint. And there may come a day when you forget the faces and voices of those you have met along the way. On that day, I bid you remember this... That no matter how far your journey may take you, you stand where you stand by virtue of the road you walked to get there.
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2011-10-31, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1630. I may not use Diplomacy checks as a substitute for any kind of meaningful interaction with the rest of the party. Not even The Giant's Persuasion variant.
1630a. Especially not The Giant's Persuasion variant.
1630b. Especially not while loot is being divided.