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2011-11-18, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-11-18, 09:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-18, 09:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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1754b: No longer allowed to use this thread as a resource for designing BBEGs.
Come, visit the exotic desert beauty of the City of Zangiers!
(Just be sure to bring a sharp sword and sharper wits.)
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2011-11-19, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-19, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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1758: Control Weather cannot be used to make Chocolate Rain.
1759: Casting Water to Acid on a Fog Cloud is generally frowned upon.
1759A: Especially when party members are in said fog cloud.
EDIT: Fixed numbering
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2011-11-19, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, unless you brought someone bigger and tastier along with you.
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2011-11-19, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-19, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-19, 11:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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1760. My epic warlock is never allowed to have this conversation
NPC: Well, you're a freak
Warlock: *casts baeful polymorph*
Warlock: Well, you're a sheep
:PLast edited by Kymme; 2011-11-19 at 11:12 PM.
~The meteorite is the source of the light, and the meteor's just what we see,
and the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee.
And the meteorite's just what causes the light, and the meteor's how it's perceived,
and the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to thee.~
Tatzlwyrm Avatar by me.
Extended Sig thisaways.
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2011-11-20, 09:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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1761: If a hippogriff is carrying off my necromancer friend, I am not allowed to throw the druid's snow leopard at it.
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The Neutralizer - my 3.5 class that attempts to make wizards less OP.Spoiler
Fantastic dragonpuppy drawn by my sister in the ancient times.
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2011-11-20, 09:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-20, 10:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Remember: Hope springs eternal. The dark days will pass and the sun will shine again.
The best way to learn something is to ask, so ask without shame.
Many thanks to smuchmuch for the awesome Ponytar.
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2011-11-20, 10:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-20, 11:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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1762: quantum physics don't apply to my alignment. It doesn't change every time someone is observing it.
Originally Posted by on Dwarf Fortress succession gamesOriginally Posted by Dwarf Fortress 0.40.01 bugs
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2011-11-20, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-20, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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1764. Red Green is not a valid character concept.
1764a. Especially if I score high enough on the craft check that my inventions actually work.
1765. There is no such thing as a Tunic of Holding.
1765a. Or Overalls of Holding.
1765b. Especially not if they're called Bill's Overalls of Holding.
1766. No Red Green jokes.Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-11-20, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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1767: The following are not appropriate deity choices for my PC; Nightmare Moon, Discord, Lauren Faust.
1767b: Princess Celestia / Princess Luna are still fine though.If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2011-11-20, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-11-20 at 04:19 PM.
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-11-20, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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1768) Wearing a former villains face as a preserved mask does not give me a bonus to disguise checks.
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2011-11-20, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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1768.B. It does however grant a bonus to intimidate against his/her former minions.
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2011-11-20, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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1762 under no circumstances am I to list "Planet" as my preferred sidearm
1763 if I play a wizard with access to teleport I am not permitted to defeat enemies by teleporting them to locations including but not limited to:
Vats of acid
off cliffs
the inside of a solid boulder
the stomach of the nearest dragon
the stomach of the furthest dragon
my bag of holding.
and active volcano
the bottom of the ocean/off the ship if they're wearing armor
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2011-11-20, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-20, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-20, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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nope, still dosen't work. the people coming along need to be willing
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2011-11-20, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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"The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else" - Eliezer Yudkowsky
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2011-11-20, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Dominate the person before casting teleport, perhaps?
Also, for the whole "you'll be effected too" argument, it's not that hard to get some means of fire resistance before dropping them in a volcano, and it's even easier if they are armored: teleport above the ocean and teleport away again before you hit the water. They are now (probably) drowning and miles away from the shore.
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2011-11-20, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm an idiot!
That thing with the teleports was specifically house ruled in.
It goes like this,
Can teleport objects/people without teleporting self.
If the person/people are unwilling they must pass a will save or you teleport them.
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2011-11-20, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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1764: No longer allowed to escalate in-game seduction races to the point of multichapter fanfics.
Basilisk 6Pilot of the Thing
I'm not evil. My morals just aren't the same as society's.
On a one man quest to beat the Star Wars Universe, using nothing but simple, plain, ordinary logic. Score so far: Me 593 SWU 450
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2011-11-20, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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1765: I am not allowed to use Handle Animal to seduce a snake-woman.
1766: I am not allowed to play a venerable-age, free-willed undead who will use a subtle mix of diplomacy and mind-control to convince the party paladin to use the leadership feat to collect enough followers to raise me to godhood.Last edited by Dimonite; 2011-11-20 at 09:49 PM.
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The Neutralizer - my 3.5 class that attempts to make wizards less OP.Spoiler
Fantastic dragonpuppy drawn by my sister in the ancient times.
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2011-11-20, 09:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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