Murphy's Law 7: ...Maybe?

[leakingpen]

macdougal, you can also use 99 percent isopropyl (water it down a little, say a tablespoon or two of water for cup of iso) , but with mine, if you want to, you can use it to season food. also, the 150 proof version that is legal everywhere in the us works.

Asta, i have used it on a bathroom handle before.

[Asta Kask]

Asta, i have used it on a bathroom handle before.

[Thaxan]

Asta, i have used it on a bathroom handle before.

That sounds pretty far south on the alignment chart to me...

Uh, I mean, I love what you've done with anti-heroes and please don't focus your wrath on me.

[blackjack217]

Fear:

[Alagaesian]

You think that's complicated, you should see what happens when you pour hydrochloric acid on it.

[HalfTangible]

Dopamine and serotonin are technically the only two things we enjoy.

...

I'm HalfTangible and I'm addicted to serotonin and dopamine.

[Asta Kask]

We're cluttering up Coffee's thread with chatter. If we don't stop she will unleash DOOM on us.

[Mixt]

We're cluttering up Coffee's thread with chatter. If we don't stop she will unleash DOOM on us.

DOOOOM!!!

Doom is bad, we don't want doom, doom means death, we don't want to die do we?

Shutting up now.

[blackjack217]

You think that's complicated, you should see what happens when you pour hydrochloric acid on it.

You should not fear it because it Is complicated. You should fear it because it is Resiniferatoxin and rates16 Billion on the Scoville scale.

[Asta Kask]

We need to make that the material component for a fire spell.

[Thaxan]

We're cluttering up Coffee's thread with chatter. If we don't stop she will unleash DOOM on us.

Not that!
I'd be completely useless if I had a -2 to attack rolls, saves, and checks.

[Alagaesian]

Or, someone could design a Alchemist class/prestige class that specializes in creating substances like this. For instance, imagine what would happen if you coated a sword with capsaicin. Whoever you slash would have to make a Con save to avoid losing his next round.

[McDouggal]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN! IT BURNS!

In other news, here's Serrin's Spellstoring Dagger of Stabbity-stabbing:

+2 Dagger.
Spellstoring
When you get a critical hit, repeat the attack at that BAB. You can get attacks on bonus attacks.

[Qwertystop]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN! IT BURNS!

In other news, here's Serrin's Spellstoring Dagger of Stabbity-stabbing:

+2 Dagger.
Spellstoring
When you get a critical hit, repeat the attack at that BAB. You can get attacks on bonus attacks.

That's basically the Lightning Mace trick in a weapon you put it on a Kukri instead.

[Asta Kask]

DOOOOM! I say!

[McDouggal]

That's basically the Lightning Mace trick in a weapon you put it on a Kukri instead.

Oh. Well, I tried.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Finally, an update! Sorry, guys. Took a while to get myself caught up on the episodes.

#167: Don't Drink From It

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Asta Kask]

This is a real rom-com moment. They are destined for each other.

ETA: If that's dwarven ale then Matt should be drunk out of his mind by now.

[Thaxan]

Hah, that's exactly what happened to me the first time I tried hot wings.
Including the giant stein of Dwarven ale. Long story.

[Alagaesian]

Matt should know better than to make wisdom his dump stat. Wait...

That second-to-last panel is made of pure distilled hilariousness.

[OrchestraHc]

If it's possible to drink and scream at the same time, Matt's doing it right now.

Oooh! And there's a cutely amused smile on Radic's face. That means dinner went well. Go Matt!

[The_Admiral]

Nah I think she's trying not to laugh her ass off to protect Matt's last shred of dignity.

[McDouggal]

Nah I think she's trying not to laugh her ass off to protect Matt's last shred of dignity.

Isn't it obvious?

[Asta Kask]

Well, women like men who can make them laugh.

[McDouggal]

What is Matt saying while he's got the food in his mouth?

[Asta Kask]

Shee. Mrsy.

The first could be "See?" The second could be something else.

[CoffeeIncluded]

What is Matt saying while he's got the food in his mouth?

He's saying, "See? Easy." Then the spice hits.

[Asta Kask]

50% right. I thought the spice hit and he said "mercy."

[Mina Kobold]

ETA: If that's dwarven ale then Matt should be drunk out of his mind by now.

Obviously it is evaporating before it gets past his tongue!

Or maybe it is a Xanatos gambit, either it will wash the spice away or it will knock him unconscious! :3

Looks like the date ended well either way, though,