Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC

[MoonCat]

I love the Bird Care touch. Hope the next filler will be Sweet Tits being in control of Yelling Bird temporarily.

[John Campbell]

New romantic interest for Marten!






I mean Yelling Bird, of course.

[Kato]

New romantic interest for Marten!






I mean Yelling Bird, of course.

What would that be? Ornophilia?

Anyway... Well... Elliott pretty much acted as I would... cowardly and stupid Poor big boy.

[MoonCat]

Uh... What did MArten EXPECT?

[Coidzor]

Uh... What did MArten EXPECT?

Her to be glad that Elliott wasn't being an obvious over-sized Newfoundland Puppy anymore.

...Dangit, now I want me a babby bear. I would love it and keep it and hug it and name it Mr. Fluffles if he was a boy and Lady Fluffles of Fluffington upon Fuzzledale if she was a girl.

Edit: Sorry, I think I got distracted a bit there. Anyhoo, his does confirm that Padma has a critically low Perception in her S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

[BiblioRook]

This is more Elliot's fault then Marten's, Marten did suggest that she might not feel the same way about him in return (or at least I would like to think that's what happened to the conversation after the comic cut away during that awkward pause), and if Elliot just fallowed though or at least just didn't bail like he did the situation wouldn't have been so bad.


Though I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out the Elliot is actually sick and this whole thing was a misunderstanding due to really bad timing

[Tirian]

Though I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out the Elliot is actually sick and this whole thing was a misunderstanding due to really bad timing

I don't care enough about Padma or Elliot, but if I wanted this plot to go on I'd like them to find that Eliot is currently entertaining the Tequila Monster.

[Weimann]

On the one hand, Faye is sooo cute. On the other, I don't get the joke. What's the deal with the duck?

[Glass Mouse]

On the one hand, Faye is sooo cute. On the other, I don't get the joke. What's the deal with the duck?

Let Wikipedia explain.

Fun fact: I learned of this game when Belkar did it in the war for Azure City.

[Mutant Sheep]

On the one hand, Faye is sooo cute. On the other, I don't get the joke. What's the deal with the duck?

Duck duck goose is a kids game where everyone sits in a circle, and one kids pats everybody on the head saying "duck" until he feels like saying "goose", in which case he runs the way he was walking (usually clockwise) and the "goose" chases him the same way. If the guy who said "goose" can sit down in the "goose's" old seat, the goose is the next picker.
Edit: Gah, dang wiki-ninjas.

[The Glyphstone]

On the one hand, Faye is sooo cute. On the other, I don't get the joke. What's the deal with the duck?

You never played 'Duck duck goose' as a kid?

[Gez]

Welcome to the exciting world of cultural variations, where a game that is played by nearly all children in one country is virtually unknown, or at least very different, in another country that is not the same as the first one.

For example, Sweden and the USA are different places.

[Mutant Sheep]

Welcome to the exciting world of cultural variations, where a game that is played by nearly all children in one country is virtually unknown, or at least very different, in another country that is not the same as the first one.

For example, Sweden and the USA are different places.

What? I had no idea! You Swedish people are deceivers!

[Traab]

Welcome to the exciting world of cultural variations, where a game that is played by nearly all children in one country is virtually unknown, or at least very different, in another country that is not the same as the first one.

For example, Sweden and the USA are different places.

Bull, all countries are merely outposts of america created by strange people who dont want to be located in the motherland. I tend to think its a climate issue, some people just want to live in a different set of weather patterns for whatever reason.

[Weimann]

Let Wikipedia explain.

Ah, I see!

So Angus keeps patting her and then replaces the "goose" for "boobs", which is another type of bird (it is, right?). Then he plans on running away, as the game goes, since Faye will no doubt kill him.

You never played 'Duck duck goose' as a kid?

Not that particular one, no. As Gez said, they don't really have that one around here, although I'm sure many kids make it up on their own. It's not a "traditional" game, though.

[Tirian]

Clearly the next time the United States hosts the Olympics we should have DDG as an exhibition event.

[The Glyphstone]

Ah, I see!

So Angus keeps patting her and then replaces the "goose" for "boobs", which is another type of bird (it is, right?). Then he plans on running away, as the game goes, since Faye will no doubt kill him.

Not that particular one, no. As Gez said, they don't really have that one around here, although I'm sure many kids make it up on their own. It's not a "traditional" game, though.

It's more of a bad pun, actually. To "goose" someone is a slang term for pinching their butt; since that's what everyone was expecting though, he went for another target.

[Gamall]

Swedish people are deceivers!

Yes they are.

Especially the French ones. Those are the worse.

[Fawkes]

So Angus keeps patting her and then replaces the "goose" for "boobs", which is another type of bird (it is, right?).

The bird is actually a booby. Of course, there are also tits.

[Psychonaut]

And hooters.

And bazongas. Okay, maybe not.

[Holy_Knight]

And hooters.

And bazongas. Okay, maybe not.

Those are just slang though, whereas "booby" and "tit" really are the actual names of some bird types.

[Coidzor]

Silly Marten. So that's why you're so unmanly, you never learned how to dance.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

... clearly I should learn how to dance!
instead of just winging it, like I do now.

[Coidzor]

It is pretty much mastery of one's body combined with the art of seduction, after all.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

It is pretty much mastery of one's body combined with the art of seduction, after all.

Well, I got the two parts down separately, how hard could it be to put them together...
right?

[John Cribati]

You forgot Rhythm and coordination.

[Mando Knight]

different set of weather patterns for whatever reason.

...Wait, weather has a pattern? Or do you just mean those times when you're more likely to have blistering heat, too much rain, or freezing cold?
(For those who don't understand, weather in the American Midwest goes like this: if you don't like it, wait a day or two.)
So, how much NCIS was Jeph watching when he wrote this one?

[Shogo]

If those two ever, ever hook up for any reason at all . . . My disappointment will be palpable.

Creepy bastard.

[DeadManSleeping]

I like how Dale has permanent shinyglasses now. His creepiness is endearing.

[eee]

Poor Marigold. "Clean, hard working, sober, responsible: Good Lord, what sort of monster have I become?!?" Apparently Hanners' grounding of her and keeping her off games for a few days was enough to break the worst of Mar-bear's all consuming addiction...

I wonder what she's going with her time now?