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    @ Ranger Ditto: Strange. It seems to be a growing problem.
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    @Ion: Yeah, dont you hate it when that happens?

    Yay for Supagoof!

    Gahhh, taking a Edit: scuba diving class, so much stuff I have to read...................
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    @Ion: Yeah, dont you hate it when that happens?

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    I have bought a gas mask. It looks sufficiently creepy. I approve.
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    @ Ranger Ditto: Strange. It seems to be a growing problem.
    ...I seriously don't know why I did that.

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    @Ion: Yeah, dont you hate it when that happens?
    Shut up, you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    I have bought a gas mask. It looks sufficiently creepy. I approve.
    My mum used to have to wear one of those regularly. It's pretty much the reason she can't go near bannanas anymore.

    Oh hell, my family is insane, isn't it?

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    My mum used to have to wear one of those regularly. It's pretty much the reason she can't go near bannanas anymore.
    Wait, she's allergic to banananas because she used to wear a gas mask?
    yeah, your family IS weird.

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    i found out my grandpa has cancer today.

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    i found out my grandpa has cancer today.

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    *Hugs*

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    i found out my grandpa has cancer today.

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    How does gas mask=allergic to bannanas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    Wait, she's allergic to banananas because she used to wear a gas mask?
    yeah, your family IS weird.

    ALso: so excited to see the Ring tomorrow!
    I never said allergic! You had to test if it was blocking gas by opening a vial of banana scent. If you could smell it, you weren't wearing it right. So combine that smell to the nausea of being pregnant and the terror of the gas in the first place, not a good flashback. So no bananas in the house for over fifteen years.

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    <hugs> I'm sorry, that's really tough. <hugs>
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    I'm pregnant.

    Or more specifically - my wife is pregnant. Which means I will be a dad soon.

    Thought I'd share, since I just posted it over in SMBG, and realize not everyone I want to know reads every post I write.

    Still, I am supa-excited! Now that we have passed the standard "waiting phase to make sure everything is safe" for this, I had to share.
    Prepare for the most grueling nine months of your life. Have you ever shared a house with a timebomb? It's like that, living with a pregnant woman.

    Anyhow, congratulations.

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    There are no words, but I know what it feels like.
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    i found out my grandpa has cancer today.

    i need a hug
    I hope you're able to get in some quality time with him soon. *hug*

    Quote Originally Posted by MoonCat View Post
    I never said allergic! You had to test if it was blocking gas by opening a vial of banana scent. If you could smell it, you weren't wearing it right. So combine that smell to the nausea of being pregnant and the terror of the gas in the first place, not a good flashback. So no bananas in the house for over fifteen years.
    What, did your mom grow up during a war or something that there was a constant threat of chemical weapons?
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    i found out my grandpa has cancer today.

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    *hug*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    What, did your mom grow up during a war or something that there was a constant threat of chemical weapons?
    She was pregnant and lived in a place where there were bombings, yes. My brother used to have to go there once a year over custody issues as well, and was there through several war problem-things. I can't go in any details, obviously, but yes, she was.
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    She was pregnant and lived in a place where there were bombings, yes. My brother used to have to go there once a year over custody issues as well, and was there through several war problem-things. I can't go in any details, obviously, but yes, she was.
    Where the Hell did you live? Obviously you can state the Country. Nothing else maybe, but the Country should be fine.

    For example. me mentioning the country of Iraq is not inherently political.
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    Where the Hell did you live? Obviously you can state the Country. Nothing else maybe, but the Country should be fine.

    For example. me mentioning the country of Iraq is not inherently political.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    Where the Hell did you live? Obviously you can state the Country. Nothing else maybe, but the Country should be fine.

    For example. me mentioning the country of Iraq is not inherently political.
    No, I can't. Really, let's just drop this.
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    Hmm. 1337 PMs.

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    Hmm. 1337 PMs.
    .........

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    .........

    Apparently mods get massive inboxes. All i get is 100.
    It's a curse more than it is a blessing.

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    So I found an online archive of Calvin & Hobbes strips.

    Guess what I've been doing all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawhide View Post
    Hmm. 1337 PMs.
    So tempted to PM you just to break the number.

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    It's a curse more than it is a blessing.
    Oh i never said it was a blessing
    Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    So tempted to PM you just to break the number.
    That wouldn't be very 1337 of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eon View Post
    Hehehe, don't you just love when that happens?
    Not when it happens to me, no.

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    So I found an online archive of Calvin & Hobbes strips.

    Guess what I've been doing all day.
    I have every Calvin & Hobbes book in print. Guess what I was doing yesterday

    (Okay, so I only read one of the collections, but still)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawhide View Post
    That wouldn't be very 1337 of you.
    Yha, but I'm not one of the 31337 so I don't think I'd mind.

    However, I won't do it. I'd never be that cruel.

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