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  1. 2012-12-19, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1141
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    were Sonja wearing fur then it'd be as fine as Conan". 10 to that article.
    There's something about a woman willing/able to kill her own garment, especially when it was trying to eat her at the time.
  2. 2012-12-19, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1142
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  3. 2012-12-19, 09:31 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1143
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  4. 2012-12-20, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1144
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    And yet again I humbly request a source. :-)
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  5. 2012-12-21, 08:49 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1145
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  6. 2012-12-21, 08:50 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1146
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  7. 2012-12-22, 11:18 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1147
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  8. 2012-12-25, 07:33 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1148
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    Here. That guy has some good stuff.
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  9. 2013-01-01, 04:40 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1149
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    Not so much about metal bikinis (the armourer's article covered that) but about the idea that plate armour was somehow cumbersome even for people trained with it:

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  10. 2013-01-01, 06:30 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1150
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    Well, here's my response to the "Female amor" posts..."

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  11. 2013-01-01, 07:03 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1151
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    The superduperheavy full plate myth probably originates from the Spanish Count-Duke of Olivares, who needed help, and used a crane, to mount in his horse. But that wasn't because the fullplate weighed so much, it was because he had a grave case of gout (was also obese, though that wouldn't have mattered without gout), which was the cause of his death. It was the pain hat prevented him from mounting by himself. He would have needed it all the same if he was in his undergarments only.

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  12. 2013-01-02, 08:12 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1152
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    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral Harkov View Post
    The superduperheavy full plate myth probably originates from the Spanish Count-Duke of Olivares, who needed help, and used a crane, to mount in his horse. But that wasn't because the fullplate weighed so much, it was because he had a grave case of gout (was also obese, though that wouldn't have mattered without gout), which was the cause of his death. It was the pain hat prevented him from mounting by himself. He would have needed it all the same if he was in his undergarments only.
    Think it was Sir Walter Scott who propagated the myth in Ivanhoe, if I remember right. Pretty well all knights could mount unassisted. Goes along with the old myth that swords weighed ten pounds. Oakeshott's Typology records the stereotypical Type XII long sword as weighing at 3 pounds maximum. On that point, if that point alone, D&D is surprisingly accurate: when you compare the weights given to mundane gear, armour and weapons from the period, it's more or less right.

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  13. 2013-01-04, 07:23 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1153
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    I was just updating the tumblr page, and this one seems to be the most popular we had by far, with over 200 reblogs and likes.

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  14. 2013-01-04, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1154
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  15. 2013-01-05, 02:29 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1155
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  16. 2013-01-05, 02:57 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1156
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    Oh Tiamat, I need the source...

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  17. 2013-01-05, 06:04 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1157
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    I just googled Sauron and the image was one of the results.
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  18. 2013-01-05, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1158
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    A few I've done before.

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  19. 2013-01-09, 07:26 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1159
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    A quick tax payment.

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    Lucky guessing: Andre the Giant, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a random dude?

    I've seen that pic pop up often, but never really known who the guys in it were.
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  21. 2013-01-09, 10:01 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1161
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    Lucky guessing: Andre the Giant, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a random dude?

    I've seen that pic pop up often, but never really known who the guys in it were.
    Yes, yes, and no, not a random dude.
  22. 2013-01-09, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1162
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    Lucky guessing: Andre the Giant, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a random dude?

    I've seen that pic pop up often, but never really known who the guys in it were.
    Most likely Wilt Chamberlain, since he played in Conan the Destroyer.

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  23. 2013-01-12, 02:53 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1163
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    Lurker Taxes to set this train back on it's trackses.

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  24. 2013-01-12, 09:21 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1164
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    *Pssst* Action.

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    Ah, I see what you mean now. Edited to protect virgin ears. Many thanks conductor.
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  26. 2013-01-14, 04:16 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1166
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    I saved it. I'll put it on the tumbler page next time I update it.
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  27. 2013-01-14, 07:47 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1167
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    I saved it. I'll put it on the tumbler page next time I update it.
    Can you link the tumbler again?
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    I can: Warning: Swear words
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    I'm not sure where the original pictures for these demotivators came from, so I'd appreciate it very much if anyone would tell me.

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