Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182

[HalfTangible]

Se,e this is why I will fails at this. I can give someone a nosebleed by being cute, but if I wanna be respected, everyone heads off in the other direction.

Yay! And what's wrong with HalfTan? We were all calling you that before I left, what changed?

I respect you ...Eh. Well... I respect you as much as i respect other people I don't know very well

I never liked HalfTan. At all. I just gave up trying to get yall to use HT instead

[Coidzor]

Eh, it's ok. And I like the nickname LaLa

Just a bit too gundam for my tastes to use more than sparingly.

I'm just naturally unlucky.

Luck, unluck, all in your certain point of view.

[Mynxae]

I accidentally sleep in six more hours than I should have and there's been three pages.. Gosh, this thread moves fast but I never thought that fast!

I respect you ...Eh. Well... I respect you as much as i respect other people I don't know very well

I never liked HalfTan. At all. I just gave up trying to get yall to use HT instead

I could never call you HT. That makes me think of a High Templar. And if I found one as cunning as you, I'd be dead. Could just call you Mister Tanny?

[Dimonite]

You sound like one of my cats. The other one admits it's cute.

Unlike them, you('re username) are (or is) from spaaaaaace.

Yes, I know that's kinda overdone. So what?

Yeah, kitties are adorable when they think they're fierce. Especially ones from SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

[HalfTangible]

Once HalfTan was hopping around
The forum known as The Playground
When suddenly MoonCat burst from the shade
Hit HalfTan with a cat grenade
HalfTan got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to blocked by Zodiac
Who proceeded to open up a can of zodiac-fu
When Mercenary Pen came out of the blue..

Then he started beating up LaZodiac,
When they both were flattened by the car of the Cat's
But before she could make it back to the Catcave
fredaintdead leaped right out of his grave
Took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew MoonCat away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll came to save the day...

HT took a bite out of Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
and kept on biting way past his fill
LaZodiac came back
covered in a tire track
When Cobra_Ikari jumped out and snuggled her back
MoonCat was injured, and tryin' to get steady
when fredaintdead came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Admin Rawhide took him out with his whip!

Then he saw HT sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Cuz MoonCat stole it, she shot and she missed,
and Cobra deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault
While fredaintdead tried to polevault
Onto Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll,
but they collided in the air
And then they both got hit by a banhamm-arr!!

(I'll make the chorus when everything else is done)

Angels sang out,
with holiness imbued,
Down from the heavens,
Came Roland St.Jude
Who delivered a kick,
that could split the tide,
into the crotch,
of Admin Rawhide
Who fell over on the ground,
Writing in pain,

As the Catmobile turned,
into the fast lane

But Roland put bullets,
'tween MoonCat's eyes,
Until her blood fountained hard,
straight into the skies...


Ok, now I need... at least 18 forumers (gonna put 'Every single banned member' in the power ranger spot) and gonna need a LOT of rhyming >.> That's gonna take a while... come back to it later.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually
The Champion stood, the rest saw their better
Rich Burlew in a bloodstained sweater

(That was easy.)

This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Forumocity
GMods, Admins, and Usernames,
As far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Forumocity

Thoughts?

[LaZodiac]

Just a bit too gundam for my tastes to use more than sparingly.

Luck, unluck, all in your certain point of view.

As someone who likes Gundam, I have the oppisite thought for the same reason.

Naw, it's most definitly unluck.

[tyckspoon]

This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Forumocity
GMods, Admins, and Usernames,
As far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Forumocity

Thoughts?

See, this is why I love the Playground.

[LaZodiac]

See, this is why I love the Playground.

Oh hey its Cactaur man, it's been awhile since I saw you post. But then the only places I would even see you is here or my game threads, so yha >_>

[Amidus Drexel]

Ok, now I need... at least 18 forumers (gonna put 'Every single banned member' in the power ranger spot) and gonna need a LOT of rhyming >.> That's gonna take a while... come back to it later.

I would say "Pick me!" but I can't think of anything that rhymes with "Drexel"

[Dimonite]

Ok, now I need... at least 18 forumers

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

[Maxios]

Aww, what happened man?



When I'm done projecting.



Nope. We needs two hot boys for that. I nominates Teddy and Nameless.

<mumbles something about 5'0'' - 5'2''range is hardly average for my age.

Yup. Not badass enough. And my character and your character will likely be friends. Or she'll be too depressed to care.

Oh yes you damn well do. I pull 'em all in without even trying!
Look at LaLa. You think I ever flirted with her? (LaLa, say nothing.)

Ugh. I don't do swoony.

I may have drawn a bunch of hearts in my history notebook and then made them red with my English correcting pen. And then made a bullet-pointed list of reasons why he was awesome. But I swear, it was just because I was bored!

I've come to that realization over a course of events spread across the year. The straw that broke the camel's back is him not calling for our Dad's birthday today

[Cobra_Ikari]

I've come to that realization over a course of events spread across the year. The straw that broke the camel's back is him not calling for our Dad's birthday today

I...didn't call home for my dad's birthday this year. Well...because of an outage, I couldn't...but I still don't know that I would have. That, in and of itself, doesn't really...explain why someone is a jackass.

[AtlanteanTroll]

And that's why I don't ever plan to visit there if I can help it.

Here's hoping you never need too.

Mmm, it's...an interesting place. It should be happier. Yes, it's about relationship troubles, but...it's nice hearing about when things get fixed, or go well for someone, or when someone says "yes" when they're asked out. Unfortunately, it also occasionally contains a lot of misogyny. Or blaming other people for personal problems that stand in the way of a relationship. And sometimes, the problem isn't something that can be overcome. And I suppose, yes, that's sad. *hugs tight*

Oh, I just think it's sad because I find myself posting in it way to often as of late.

[Maxios]

I...didn't call home for my dad's birthday this year. Well...because of an outage, I couldn't...but I still don't know that I would have. That, in and of itself, doesn't really...explain why someone is a jackass.

It's just one thing amongst a long list of stuff he's done this year including: Spending money he was to given to for school on pot, posting images of him on said pot on twitter, not talking to me since June (and he knows my parents and I were in the middle of a crisis and he never bothered to call to ask how we were doing), acting extremely arrogant even though he's failing an Easy A class, and a bunch of other really aggravating stuff.

[MoonCat]

Eh, it's ok. And I like the nickname LaLa

I'm just naturally unlucky.

WOOOOHOOOO

<huggles>

Wow, really? I didn't know that at all! >.<

I'm sorry for calling you the wrong thing. What would you prefer to be called?

I use either, mostly depending on who else is around, but I always felt like Lala was more...your personal name for her, and like I'd be stealing an inside joke or a BFFs only thing if I used it too much. >.>

Eh. Doesn't matter, s'my name now. I think people used to call me MC, or Moon. Moony is cool too actually, I just happen to dislike 'ie' endings for non-plurals.

As far as I recall, LaLa showed up one day, and I was all like "OMG, someone newer than me who I can actually remember! I must take them under my wing to establish superiority!' So I gave her a nickname and other stuff, and then she ended up being mah DM and probably ranks higher than me on any unofficial list.

You sound like one of my cats. The other one admits it's cute.

Unlike them, you('re username) are (or is) from spaaaaaace.

Yes, I know that's kinda overdone. So what?

Cats. Me like.

☆☆SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCE☆ ☆

Also, I'm not sure I get your third sentence. Huh?

I accidentally sleep in six more hours than I should have and there's been three pages.. Gosh, this thread moves fast but I never thought that fast!

I could never call you HT. That makes me think of a High Templar. And if I found one as cunning as you, I'd be dead. Could just call you Mister Tanny?

Oh man, you have got to be around for a real ninja train one day. Those things are fricking brutal.

Tantan!

HT took a bite out of Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
and kept on biting way past his fill
LaZodiac came back
covered in a tire track
When Cobra_Ikari jumped out and snuggled her back
MoonCat was injured, and tryin' to get steady
when fredaintdead came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Admin Rawhide took him out with his whip!

Then he saw HT sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Cuz MoonCat stole it, she shot and she missed,
and Cobra deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault
While fredaintdead tried to polevault
Onto Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll,
but they collided in the air
And then they both got hit by a banhamm-arr!!

(I'll make the chorus when everything else is done)

Angels sang out,
with holiness imbued,
Down from the heavens,
Came Roland St.Jude
Who delivered a kick,
that could split the tide,
into the crotch,
of Admin Rawhide
Who fell over on the ground,
Writing in pain,

As the Catmobile turned,
into the fast lane

But Roland put bullets,
'tween MoonCat's eyes,
Until her blood fountained hard,
straight into the skies...


Ok, now I need... at least 18 forumers (gonna put 'Every single banned member' in the power ranger spot) and gonna need a LOT of rhyming >.> That's gonna take a while... come back to it later.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually
The Champion stood, the rest saw their better
Rich Burlew in a bloodstained sweater

(That was easy.)

This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Forumocity
GMods, Admins, and Usernames,
As far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Forumocity

Thoughts?

Dude, this is the best thing in the world and I love it dearly. <hugs forever because awesome>

I've come to that realization over a course of events spread across the year. The straw that broke the camel's back is him not calling for our Dad's birthday today

<hugs> That sucks dude.

ION: Just finished watching ET for the first time since I was eight. I did not cry twice.

IOON: ~tomorrowafternoontmorrowafternoontomorrowafternoo n~

[AtlanteanTroll]

ION: Just finished watching ET for the first time since I was eight. I did not cry twice.

Before I was born my parents took my cousins to see ET in theaters. They threw up. I have never seen that movie all the way through, and for that I am thankful.

[LaZodiac]

As far as I recall, LaLa showed up one day, and I was all like "OMG, someone newer than me who I can actually remember! I must take them under my wing to establish superiority!' So I gave her a nickname and other stuff, and then she ended up being mah DM and probably ranks higher than me on any unofficial list.

IOON: ~tomorrowafternoontmorrowafternoontomorrowafternoo n~

I remember that since you had the RB thread at the time, I thought you were super important and stuff

Have fun, stay safe, and tell me all the details when you get back

[MoonCat]

Before I was born my parents took my cousins to see ET in theaters. They threw up. I have never seen that movie all the way through, and for that I am thankful.

Why? It's not a grossout film.

I remember that since you had the RB thread at the time, I thought you were super important and stuff

Have fun, stay safe, and tell me all the details when you get back

I... don't remember thinking that...

I'm going to look into the future. "We referenced pop culture the whole time and occasionally he wondered why I kept going all quiet and twitchy."

[AtlanteanTroll]

Why? It's not a grossout film.

Me and the rest of my dad's family find ET himself to be a disgusting little monster. IDK why. We just do.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Tonight was the night that I almost met Gotye. Was at a show tonight: Dinosaur Bones/Cosmetics/Doldrums/Austra. Nearing the end of the Austra set though, it was getting way too hot and also we were right next to the speakers so LOUD OW THAT WAS LOUD AND PIERCING AND DAMN CAN THOSE GIRLS SING BUT OW.

Anyhow, so 3 of the 4 girls I was with left to wait for us outside. After like 5 minutes, the last girl and I decided to leave as well. So we meet up with the 3 girls, and they're like: We just took pictures with Gotye. You JUST missed him. That's him walking down the street there.

So apparently they saw him walking down the street and one of them went up to him and was like "You know, you look a lot like Gotye" and he said "Yeah, I get that a lot" ONLY HE HAD AN AUSSIE ACCENT so they were like "oh my god you totally are Gotye" and he's like "maayyybe" and then he totally was. And his girlfriend took pictures.

So yeah.

[LaZodiac]

Why? It's not a grossout film.

I... don't remember thinking that...

I'm going to look into the future. "We referenced pop culture the whole time and occasionally he wondered why I kept going all quiet and twitchy."

I know, it's what I, Me, Zodi, thought, not you

Hehe, have fun Moonie. That's all I can really say. Don't be like little ole Lala and be an introvert forever and never have a life.

[MoonCat]

I know, it's what I, Me, Zodi, thought, not you

Hehe, have fun Moonie. That's all I can really say. Don't be like little ole Lala and be an introvert forever and never have a life.

Oh! Ohhhhh. Mwahahahaha!

I'm not an introvert in the slightest! I'm not even anti-social, I just am really bad at people, so nobody who is around me in real time likes me!

[LaZodiac]

Oh! Ohhhhh. Mwahahahaha!

I'm not an introvert in the slightest! I'm not even anti-social, I just am really bad at people, so nobody who is around me in real time likes me!

Good. You'll get better at it, as you find people that accept you. And you will find people that accept you

[Cobra_Ikari]

I know, it's what I, Me, Zodi, thought, not you

Hehe, have fun Moonie. That's all I can really say. Don't be like little ole Lala and be an introvert forever and never have a life.

You're not an introvert forever. You're the most lively, talkative, fun person I know.

Oh! Ohhhhh. Mwahahahaha!

I'm not an introvert in the slightest! I'm not even anti-social, I just am really bad at people, so nobody who is around me in real time likes me!

...you totally slipped that "in real time" in there just so we couldn't prove you wrong, didn't you. -_-

...if I ever find myself wandering lost around...Washington? I'll make sure to stop by and prove to you that you're likeable.

[MoonCat]

...you totally slipped that "in real time" in there just so we couldn't prove you wrong, didn't you. -_-

...if I ever find myself wandering lost around...Washington? I'll make sure to stop by and prove to you that you're likeable.

Yuuup.

And for the record, I'd still be on meet-up mode, I wouldn't be acting like myself for such a brief space of time.

[Mynxae]

*points over at a corner* I'll be over there if anyone needs me, 'cause I don't even know what introvert means

[LaZodiac]

*points over at a corner* I'll be over there if anyone needs me, 'cause I don't even know what introvert means

To be introverted means to prefer to care about the "inner", ie you prefer to be alone and inside.

[Aedilred]

There's nothing wrong with being introverted. It's just that modern society is arranged in such a way as to reward extroverts disproportionately, and we're encouraged to think of introversion as weird.

[Mynxae]

To be introverted means to prefer to care about the "inner", ie you prefer to be alone and inside.

Ohhh. Sounds like me. Okay, I'm an introvert then.

[Saithis Bladewing]

A nice definition of introverted I heard at some point was that an introvert has to expend energy to interact with people, while an extrovert gains energy by interacting with people. It fits at least within my own anecdotal evidence.