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2014-09-13, 11:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2014-09-13, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- Red Dragon Territory
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2014-09-13, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-13, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Let's keep it short.
* May not make unfunny pop-cultural references.
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2014-09-13, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2013
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2014-09-13, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2014-09-13, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
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- Its Complicated
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2014-09-13, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* Thri-Kreen are not named after candy, just because the party Thei-Kreen was named Tic-Tac.
** Making their brother a two headed Thri-Kreen with one head named Reeses and the other Pieces is particularly bad.
* The Thri-Kreen should not be the smartest member of the party.
** The Factotum is not a substitute for a real caster.
* Naming my monk Soh Cah'Toa is hilarious. Also, rocks fall, Soh dies.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2014-09-13, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2014-09-13, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
****************** Tiffiny Hurting will get me slapped.
* Yes, you can play a pixie.
** Yes, you can take a wingless flaw.
*** Specialising in swordplay? Okay.
**** Stop pronouncing it pictsie.
***** Why do you want your sword to glow when lawyers are near?
****** Compulsion: stealing cows, "ships" and chickens is not allowed!
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2014-09-13, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- Red Dragon Territory
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2014-09-13, 09:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
I DO NOT HAVE TO SPEAK IN ALL CAPS TO DEMONSTRATE MY UNIQUE MANNER OF SPEECH.
*Not even if I'm a nonmortal otherworldly being of immense powerI also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2014-09-13, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2014-09-14, 03:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
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2014-09-14, 11:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
***its also not Manga Carta
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2014-09-14, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Sacramento-ish, CA
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*Not allowed to pick another person's mini off the table.
**Not when it belongs to the player who is going to betray us because that is what he does.
***Not supposed to give it to the guy who is painting other minis in between turns.
****Not to put it back down with its new colors facing us instead of facing the BBEG.I have found a RL gaming group but I'm willing to meet other GitP people nearby.
Please send a PM or an email! _______ Tea served in a student cafe in Seattle
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2014-09-14, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2013
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2014-09-14, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Haha, that is awesome.
* The proper response to gang violence is not to arm the local homeless population with weapons.
** Especially with alien weapons which can blow holes into the police cars that will inevitably show up.
*** If the weaponry I arm the homeless with was illegal on my homeworld, I'm not to assume those rules only apply to my homeworld.
**** Plasma flame throwers are illegal on any planet.
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2014-09-14, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* My group cannot be trusted to take being a vampire seriously.
** Banging down a door (using a dead body) screaming "Please look at my face!" because the commoner actually made his will save and then slammed the door in my face is bad.
** Don't shake people's hands as a vampire. Or tap them on the shoulder. Especially if they are a little girl.
*** When you do tap a little girl on the shoulder and she dies from negative levels, and you're forced to destroy her body in order to prevent the resulting ghoul from murdering her family, your alignment will go into a very bad part of the evil alignment.
** Bring enough people to drive the cart for your coffins that you can just cycle through them during feeding. Otherwise, when you go into town to find a replacement driver, you may accidentally find one of the scariest undead hunters in the land.
** At will Dominate Person is too hilarious for our group to take seriously.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2014-09-14, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* Notes to the GM are a privilege, not a right.
** If I split the party one more time the privilege will be withdrawn.
*** I can no longer play the party scout.
**** Or the thief.
***** Nobody else at the table cares about metagaming!
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2014-09-14, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Australia
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*Yes you can play a inch tall character.
**Yes, you can be a rogue who's smaller than her lockpicks.
***No, despite player requests, you don't ride/poledance your lockpick until the door opens.
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2014-09-15, 06:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* I may not take advantage of the fact that Resist Energy only prevents being hurt by fire, not being on fire in the first place.
** The ninjas are now fire-resistant too, and therefore can catch me while I'm on fire.
** I may no longer benefit from Resist Energy (Fire).
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2014-09-16, 01:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* When I told DM that my character is a wise prince, I should have clarified that he is going to be The Wise Prince
* If I'm such a fan of Monty Python that I'm starting to make unintentional references to the Holy Grail, I'm forever banned from RPGs.
** My character is a comically serious knight with three funny sidekicks. I've deserved everything.Last edited by Hyena; 2014-09-16 at 01:24 AM.
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2014-09-16, 02:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
- No amount of biology lecturing, regardless of how exhaustively researched it is, will permit me to cause cancer with the Heal Other Force skill.
-- Powerpoint presentations will earn me Dark Side points.
- If I can succeed on a DC 28 skill check, at level 3, with a 5 on the dice, it is time to retire that character.
- Any character background that includes the words 'Newfoundland death fleet' dies before any dice are rolled.
- Acceptable GM bribes include wine, chocolate-chip cookies and Magic cards. Unacceptable GM bribes include dollar-store pepperoni, my old Neopet and anything fashioned out of cat hair.
- If my cat-person warlord licks her wounds when spending a healing surge, Inspiring Words are absolutely never to be parsed as licking anyone else's wounds.
- Tribbles are not an acceptable field substitution for sandwich rolls.
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2014-09-16, 07:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
For a theoretical BESM game:
*I may never utter the phrase: "Okay so the Spiral Power powered Gundams have been infused with Dust coated Life Fibers..."
**Compiling a remix of "Red Like Roses", "Row Row Fight the Power" and "Until My Body is Dry" will earn me nothing more than annoyed looks.
***Doubly so if it is played every time my character does something awesome.
****I may also not call said song "RED LIKE ROW ROW DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY"Last edited by Silus; 2014-09-16 at 07:36 AM.
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"The Barrier World" Google Doc
A post-post apocalyptic steampunk magitech Pathfinder setting.Spoiler
Awesome avatar by Akrim.elf and Ceika
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2014-09-16, 08:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Adelaide, South Australia
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2014-09-16, 09:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
neopet physical toys or an actual one online where its going to starve well beyond what is biologically possible 198% of the time?
i would accept any of the dragons, bunnies, or Eyries.
*Not to use the newly acquired toys as minatures that happen to represent the Dragon/Gryphon/Collossus bunny that just rolled enough natural 20s to hide inside the party's formation for the last hour as a random encounterLast edited by toapat; 2014-09-16 at 09:18 AM.
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2014-09-16, 10:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2014
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2014-09-16, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
** If a monster is larger than a house, I may no longer make hide checks.
*** Sneaking a miniature onto the battle mat is not a substitute for hide checks.
* If a Dragon has a castle, it is not to be Deal castle.
** He must not invite them to visit with "Deal or no Deal".
*** When the party are in it's dungeons, I may not say any variation on "never Deal with a dragon".
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2014-09-16, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013