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2014-11-23, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Why stop at gravity? The other fundamental forces are much more fun to destroy! Just hire three other warblades and have all of them target another fundamental force.
Why not destroy dark energy while you're at it? After all, it is 'affecting' you.Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
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2014-11-23, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
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2014-11-23, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Well, gravity is barely a thing in-game either. Or, if it is, it functions in a very different, and much more convoluted, way than normal, irl gravity.
Which is why any mention of gravitational collapse needs a big fat asterisk next to it, since it's not at all clear that you can extrapolate from how the game uses the term gravity to irl implications like black holes.In my dreams, I am currently adruid 20/wizard 10/arcane hierophant 10/warshaper 5.Actually, after giving birth to a galaxy by splitting a black hole, level is no longer relevant.
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2014-11-23, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Lord Raziere herd I like Blasphemy, so Urpriest Exalted as a Malefactor
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2014-11-23, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
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2014-11-23, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-23, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Well, Wish lets you do whatever you want if you're willing to deal with the negative consequences afterward. Your wish is granted, just, the DM then gets to screw you over later.
Therefore, I simply wish that everything that ever existed, currently exists, and otherwise would exist is simultaneously and permanently wiped from existence in such a way that doing so does not prevent the Wish from happening, and nothing comes into being to replace it.
Of course, then the DM can twist the wish however he likes, but if it's worded right, I succeed.
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2014-11-23, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
From the srd-
"The wish may pervert your intent into a literal but undesirable fulfillment or only a partial fulfillment."
Note that this is an or statement, so the wish can do the second thing (partial fulfillment) making your painstakingly crafted request pretty meaningless if it ignores some of your provisions and does some others half-assed. Literal but undesirable fulfillment is an option, not a mandate.
I'm not ignoring the older posts, that is just a quick and easy one to refute.
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2014-11-24, 03:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Or just do it like Fairly odd parents did it (needs 2 wishes):
1) I wish for the BEST lawyer that ever existed (add a bunch of stipulations how lawyer needs to not eat you on sight, etc. Though DM is unlikely to pervert this one)
2) Get lawyer to draft an iron-clad wish
3) Make the wish
4) ???
5) World ends
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2014-11-24, 03:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
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2014-11-24, 03:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
I've got a new fantasy TTRPG about running your own fencing school in a 3 musketeers pastiche setting. Book coming soon.
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2014-11-24, 10:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-24, 10:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Lord Raziere herd I like Blasphemy, so Urpriest Exalted as a Malefactor
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2014-11-24, 10:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-24, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
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2014-11-24, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
That's weak nuclear force, yes?
Dang. Guess I was crossing my editions. Would have to tear a more permanent hole.
None of the fundamental forces are conditions.
Likely ending you so the world, from yor viewpoint, is over.
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2014-11-24, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Wish can create magic items safely (no warping/partial fulfilment) with apparently no limitations.
So simply wish for a magical trap with automatic reset that casts Disjunction and Disintagrate on any target within range at a (practically infinite) caster level.
Automatic reset = infinite attempts at destroying something
Nigh-infinite CL = nigh-infinite range of its attacks.
If all you have is a hammer, don't be lazy; be a blacksmith and start making more stuff.
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2014-11-24, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
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2014-11-24, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
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2014-11-24, 01:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-24, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-24, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-24, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-24, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-24, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Wouldn't Shadowcalypse work? They're incorporeal and immortal, so theoretically they can fly to other planets, "colonize" and then spread out in every direction. Repeat until heat death.
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2014-11-24, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
I've got a new fantasy TTRPG about running your own fencing school in a 3 musketeers pastiche setting. Book coming soon.
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2014-11-24, 06:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
Firstly, given that it would take them a (very^big number) long time to reach another world, that doesn't really qualify for fastest. Secondly, given the vast distance between worlds (assuming a real-world-ish material plane cosmology), only one shadow will arrive at any given world, since they'll be so spread out, and 1 shadow will probably be destroyed easily. Three, there exist many creatures that cannot be harmed by shadows, regardless of how many there are - anything immune to strength damage, anything with no strength score, anything with a positive energy aura, etc.) Finally, other planes.
Is "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR" available anywhere in 3.5? It's not quite multiversal, but you can't really beat it for speed...
Actually, if you have the King In Yellow on speed-dial, just wish for is name to be said thrice simultaneously or sequentially (depending on whether he can be in multiple places at once or not) on every plane of existence.
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2014-11-24, 06:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
I'm not entirely sure if that's an actual thing of the Hastur mythos, though...I haven't read the Derleth stuff, but I've never seen it pop up either in Chambers' stuff or in the CoC game books which were made fairly truthfully to the source materials. If you're going off the Old Man Henderson logic, which is the only place I've seen that pop up, it'd have to be uttered by Hastur's greatest foe at the time.
Besides, the summoning of an Outer God or Great Old One usually just results in the summoning party being squished for annoying It, a bit of wanton destruction to drive the point home, then the god going back home to continue its business. Even the summoning of Azathoth wouldn't destroy the whole plane of existence, unless he felt like it, and he only feels like dancing for eternity.
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2014-11-24, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fastest way to kill the multiverse [3.5]
I'm not very good at optimization, so here's my submission:
Convert to Solipsism, and wish yourself back to sleep.