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2019-06-18, 08:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
That's the explanation I'd go with myself. If Miko believes that she's sent to retrieve the Order so they can be given the death penalty then saying that her lord ordered their execution isn't a lie, it's her getting ahead of herself.
And as has been pointed out by many, both in-universe and out, one of Miko's flaws is that she gets ahead of herself.
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2019-06-18, 08:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
If his primary objective was to waste Miko's time while posing a significant and otherwise pointless risk to both her own life and the Orders' (even trying to take them alive could easily go sideways), sure. If his primary objective was to safeguard the world, he'd have to fall straight out of the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down. As would Eugene, et cetera.
If you really want to try and reconcile the two statements, sure. But again, as far as I can tell early-strip Miko basically needs to inhabit a separate universe from later-strip Miko and the later strip in general, so I don't see the point.Give directly to the extreme poor.
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2019-06-18, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-18, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
Unfortunately, I do. Early-strip Miko, as far as I can tell, exists in a universe without teleport, wind walk, sending, scrying, any hint of Eugene's intel, any knowledge of the Crimson Mantle, and probably no O-Chul or Hinjo as diplomancer backup. Absent all that, the panel with "Mr. Scruffy says" doesn't exactly prey heavily on my mind.
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2019-06-18, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-18, 09:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
Speaking of verification, could you point out where I've actually said this? I've said that the late and early version of the character are for all intents and purposes factually inconsistent with eachother, but I'd appreciate if you didn't mix bulverist insinuations with putting words in my mouth.
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2019-06-18, 10:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-18, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
Yeah. I've said this before, but I have previously re-read the NCFTPB strips after hearing the argument that Miko's character was altered for the needs of the plot, and if anything, I came away more convinced that the qualities that led to her downfall were always there. (Indeed, she's like Tarquin in that way; you got hints of the underlying personality traits, but the mask of competence and other qualities overshadowed them to the point where the dramatic break may have come as a surprise.)
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2019-06-19, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
Shojo is not the absolute ruler of the city. He could probably force the wizard to do it, but that would be burning his goodwill, and he is a leader of a city full of political intrigue who is pretending to be senile. We don't know if the wizard is even the part of the Sapphire Guard. Mishap chance is small, but you're ignoring the chance of arriving at a wrong spot. He was seen teleporting twice, and messed up once, getting himself killed in the process. That would put his success rate at 50%. Imagine that he fails on the way there and ends up getting eaten by a bird in the middle of nowhere. Now instead of tracking down the order, Miko needs to get back to Azure city with the wizard's body, giving her a massive delay.
And as for teleporting her to a nearest city, he might very well have, we don't know if he did or did not.
When the wizard is teleporting the order, he's teleporting from one city to another, not from one city to a group of adventurers in the middle of wilderness through scrying. Wind walk, which lasts a hour/level, may very well have been actually used. Why do you assume it wasn't? She could have had it cast on her at the start of the mission to give her a boost. Barring someone in the comic saying that Miko walked all the way, there's no evidence for either idea.
The entire order except for Roy and Durkon refused to go with her when she explained everything to them personally. Roy changed his mind later. What makes you think that 25 words from someone who isn't even here will do the trick?
That's not how scrying works. "Where are they?" "Some forest" is about the best that they can get. And that essentially uses up diviner's whole day, where she might have other duties. Not to mention that she might have done that actually, again, we don't know if they did or did not, and there's no evidence for either idea.
There's this wonderful thing called "context". Same words can have different meanings in different context. When I said "all contradictions", I was responding to the point about Miko saying that Shojo ordered the order executed - meaning, "all" referred to all contradictions that arise you assume that she's saying the truth.
I'll also add that (after sleeping on it) "Literally every logical absurdity in the early strip can be blamed exclusively on Miko." is a phrase that makes no sense. Miko is an imaginary character. The comic exists in real world. Miko can't be "blamed" on a real-world concept because she does not exist.
And again, you are proposing your version of the events, which makes no sense, making a load of assumptions, and because that version of the events is improbable, you declare that the entire comic is. The biggest assumption you make is that Shojo has no other concerns than returning the order to the Azure city, and that he should therefore throw all of his resources at this task. There's a myriad of other possibilities why teleporting Miko might be impossible. Maybe the wizard has been drinking for two weeks and they don't know when it'll end. Maybe he teleported somewhere else two weeks ago, and has been drinking there, so they can't even reach him. Maybe he's on a different mission. Maybe a noble family is using his services. Maybe he didn't level to use teleport yet. Maybe Shojo just didn't think about it. Mayby Shojo wants to involve as few people in this as possible. Maybe Shojo doesn't think this issue is time-sensitive. Maybe Shojo thinks that it's better to do the mission slow and steady. Maybe he suggested using the wizard but the paladins, who are unaware of the mission's importance, wanted to get rid of Miko for longer and insisted on not doing it, and Shojo decided to not force the issue. Maybe Miko is the wizard's old crush and Miko wants nothing to do with him. Maybe the wizard is Miko's old crush and he wants nothing to do with her. Maybe the wizard is Lawful Evil and doesn't want to teleport paladins. All possible theories that don't put the entire comic in jeopardy.
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2019-06-19, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
I've just spent ten minutes trying to find it with no success (maybe it's a bonus strip in one of the books?), but there's definitely a panel where Roy asks Hinjo why they can't make use of the wizard to teleport somewhere, and Hinjo knows nothing about any wizard. If the wizard were a Guard member Hinjo would know him, ergo, he isn't a member of the Sapphire Guard.
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2019-06-19, 02:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Not exactly that exchange but close. Pretty sure the SG is "Paladins & Clerics only" though.
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2019-06-19, 06:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-19, 08:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
Yes, but you said "Miko has a character class that literally doesn't allow her to lie". So which is it? Are Paladins allowed to lie or not?
No he doesn't, he works for a noble
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2019-06-19, 08:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
To be fair, Shojo's description of the wizard as being on his personal staff:
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2019-06-19, 08:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-19, 08:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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It also makes sense that the SG couldn’t use him to move around, he’d start wondering why those paladins are so devil-may-care about jurisdictions.
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2019-06-19, 09:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-19, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
(Bolded emphasis mine) It seems like you believe the word "sane" should mean "always makes logical decisions." That is almost never the case, in real life or in narratives.
Take Shojo, for example. He is "sane" in the sense that he can (if he chooses) hold a meaningful/coherent conversation with someone. And he's clearly either very smart or very charismatic--or both--because he succeeds in making a bunch of nobles and Sapphire Guard members think he's senile so he can rule in the manner he thinks is best.
BUT, Shojo's defining characteristic to me has never been his intellect, charisma, or status as a ruler; no, his defining characteristic is that he is desperate. And this desperation has warped his decision-making in such a way that he doesn't always make the most logical choices.
He is desperate to stay alive because nobles keep trying to assassinate him. And he is desperate to rule in the way he sees fit but keeps running into resistance either from the nobles (who don't agree with his policies and/or who want the throne themselves) or the Sapphire Guard (who wouldn't like him doing things that could violate the Oath). His solution to these problems--a solution born out of desperation--is to fake senility. Is it a logical choice? Of course not--but it's the choice he makes because he thinks it's the only long shot he feels he has left, and it works because he's skilled and/or smart enough to pull it off.
When the first Gate is destroyed, he is desperate to find out information. So he summons a BoPLaG...only to be met by Eugene, who Shojo recognizes is also like him--that is, someone who is equally desperate to accomplish his objectives. The two strike a deal and come up with a plan, both born out of their mutual desperation, because their thinking has been warped over a long period of time to cause them to see these decisions as their only viable option. Is it totally logical? To them it seems so, because they're desperate. We, the readers, do not share their desperation, so of course we can think of a more efficient approach to the Gate issue.
But they can't, because they're defined by their desperation.
If you look at Shojo and Eugene's actions through that lens, their actions make complete sense. If you continue to look at their actions through the lens of "What is the most logical/optimal solution they should have taken," then obviously their actions won't make sense at all. I choose to look through the desperation lens, because it fits their characters. YMMV.Last edited by The Aboleth; 2019-06-19 at 09:47 AM.
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2019-06-19, 10:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-19, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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He probably just knew that there was "a" wizard, not knowing that it was one who could teleport. That also suggests it isn't anyone too important legally speaking, because if it was a "Arcane Advisor" or something then Hinjo, even if he didn't know he could teleport, would still have him on his own staff due to the lack of time to get his own proper set of staff members.
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2019-06-19, 11:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Whether Shojo actually counts as sane is debatable. After all, he bragged of being paranoid.
What is much more certain, is that Lacuna continues to insist on the...
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2019-06-19, 11:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-19, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
All arguments which would be even the teensiest bit relevant if Shojo hadn't been explicitly willing to use said wizard to actually help hunt down Xykon. It's bizarre to assert he was less qualified for the mission to go fetch Roy in the first place.
When the wizard is teleporting the order, he's teleporting from one city to another, not from one city to a group of adventurers in the middle of wilderness through scrying. Wind walk, which lasts a hour/level, may very well have been actually used. Why do you assume it wasn't...
The entire order except for Roy and Durkon refused to go with her when she explained everything to them personally. Roy changed his mind later...
That's not how scrying works. "Where are they?" "Some forest" is about the best that they can get...
Littlebum, I'm perfectly happy to allow that violations of the code come in greater and lesser degrees. Try looking at this the other way: What lie could Miko possibly tell that would be severe enough to qualify as a gross violation of her code of conduct?
This is a false dichotomy of your own invention. There is quite a space between 'mathematically optimal' and 'not head-bangingly wrong'. It is not plausible that a high-level ghost-wizard is going to spend weeks and weeks in leisurely contemplation floating above the floor and never once think 'I wonder why the ninja chick isn't back yet, she did use teleport, right?' or 'wait, don't sending spells exist?' This is not behaviour born of spur-of-the-moment desperation, it's behaviour born of Plot Holes.Give directly to the extreme poor.
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2019-06-19, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
All arguments except for "wizard is unwilling to teleport to an area he doesn't know", "wizard is occupied", "wizard is not in the city"... basically, all the reasons I listed in my post. If you'd like to actually refute all of my arguments, you'd need to go through them and explain why all of them don't work. Sorry, but you can't just say that they don't work without explaining why. All arguments I made make the wizard unavailable for teleporting Miko and available for teleporting the order later.
Fair enough, I haven't read that one.
The latter, yes.
Shojo probably had things to say to the order that would make them come quietly, and if Shojo could cast sending, he would maybe do it. But he can't - he'd need to ask a cleric to do it. Which means that he'd need to explain these reasons to the cleric. And that he can't do. He can't tell anyone that he's sending Roy after the gates.
Shojo believed that Miko was capable of bringing the order in by force. For reasons right or wrong, he turned out to be correct. You can't say that Shojo was wrong to send Miko alone when he objectively was right.
I'm not talking about scry-to-teleport. I am responding to your idea that
And the scrying spell allows you to "see and hear the subject and the subject’s immediate surroundings (approximately 10 feet in all directions of the subject)." So the best answer they'll get is most likely "they're somewhere in a grassy area". Pay more attention please.
Sangwaan doesn't know and can't be told that they are stopping the world ending because Shojo can't tell SG that he's sending Roy after the gates.
And secondly, "a mission that is ultimately more important than any other errand Shojo's underlings could possibly be involved in" is only such from the reader's perspective. This is a very important point that you are missing - characters in the comic do not have the same knowledge as the reader and they do not have the same interests as the reader. Characters not taking perfect decisions from the reader's perspective is not a mistake in the comic.
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2019-06-19, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
If you scry on someone, you can carefully study their surroundings, but you won't know where they are. You can teleport "to their location", but since you don't actually know where their location is, you can't tell someone else to go to that location to meet them.
Think about if you tried scrying on me right now. You would have a detailed description of the inside of my house, you could use that detailed description to teleport to my house, but you still don't know my address so you can't tell someone else how to get here.
And, as someone else pointed out, teleporting right on top of a group of high level adventurers isn't a very good idea. Without the storm, the Order (now aided by Durkon) probably would have taken out Miko and the Wizard.
And why risk it? As far as Shojo is concerned, there's no rush. One gate was destroyed years ago, and another one was just destroyed. So it will probably take years before the next one is destroyed. So what if the paladin takes a month to find the Order?
Was she even lying? "You have been charged with crimes for which the only possible sentence is death". They were indeed charged with crimes, and (to her knowledge) the sentence for those crimes is death. Shojo only told her to "try hard" to bring them back alive so they could go to trial for their crime, he never said that it wasn't a capital crime. So, at worse, I would consider her claims to be a "slight embellishment" rather than an all out lie.Avatar by Gurgleflep
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2019-06-19, 02:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, I'm not going to go through these arguments, because you're the one making positive assertions for which you have no evidence, and all of these excuses are petty and inconsequential relative to the urgency of the mission. If the wizard is out of the city, use a Sending to get him back, or make a trip to magic walmart. Or, again, just use Wind Walk.
Shojo probably had things to say to the order that would make them come quietly, and if Shojo could cast sending, he would maybe do it. But he can't - he'd need to ask a cleric to do it. Which means that he'd need to explain these reasons to the cleric. And that he can't do. He can't tell anyone that he's sending Roy after the gates.
Shojo believed that Miko was capable of bringing the order in by force. For reasons right or wrong, he turned out to be correct. You can't say that Shojo was wrong to send Miko alone when he objectively was right.
Sangwaan doesn't know and can't be told that they are stopping the world ending because Shojo can't tell SG that he's sending Roy after the gates...
You're assuming that an encounter with the Order needs to result in violence at all. You can Send ahead of time to warn them, and just tell Miko or O-Chul or whoever drops in that the destruction of the Keep was accidental (and enough description to not confuse them with evil twins.)
Okay, fine, Scrying doesn't give you perfect information, but it would give Miko detailed descriptions of the Order (names, alignments, appearance, class features etc.), which she obviously isn't given. And repeated efforts would certainly give clues to their location that are more efficient than a single rank in survival and some gather information checks.
And why risk it? As far as Shojo is concerned, there's no rush. One gate was destroyed years ago, and another one was just destroyed. So it will probably take years before the next one is destroyed. So what if the paladin takes a month to find the Order?
Was she even lying? "You have been charged with crimes for which the only possible sentence is death"...Last edited by Roland St. Jude; 2019-07-01 at 11:51 AM.
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2019-06-19, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-19, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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I am not making assertions. I am suggesting possibilities. You are the one making an assertion that wizard was available without any evidence that he was.
In which case how would Shojo explain why the order needs to be brought back at all if the being already knows they're innocent of their charges? Because that's how he explains it to the paladins, they're being brought back for the trial.
Wrong. What I actually said was
"Shojo believed that Miko was capable" != "Shojo's confidence in Miko's abilities was 100% justified". Ultimately, he had to decide how many forces to commit to it, without knowing the exact details of the order's strength. How many paladins is 100% justified? 2? 3? 5? 10? 20? All of them? Shojo believed that the number is 1. He turned out to be correct. Maybe it was luck. Maybe he asked a cleric to divine the result for sending Miko and got a positive answer. Maybe Durkon was wrong and Miko could beat the order in a fair fight twice down. We don't know.
This is the second time you are misquoting my words, stop doing that.
Excellent, I am in agreement with you on this point. Sangwaan believes that the order is guilty for destroying the gate. Now why would Sangwaan (and everyone else), who believes that the order is a world-ending threat, would consider it a good idea to send them a message warning them that they are wanted in the Azure City? Because with that of the assumption was true, it wouldn't make them go back to the city, it would just warn them and give them time to prepare for an attack. Sending a message to the order to ask them to come to the AC, from the perspective of the AG and related people, makes as much sense as sending a message to Xykon.Last edited by Roland St. Jude; 2019-07-01 at 07:09 PM.
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2019-06-19, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if... Miko never killed Shojo?
If he knew the wizard existed, and thought the wizard was still alive, why wasn't the wizard consulted about planning the battle?
And a second question: Shojo said that the wizard would be resurrected "tomorrow". Now we know that Shojo was killed the next day, but why would he have waited for the afternoon to resurrect the wizard? Why not resurrect him first thing in the morning, after the Cleric had refreshed his spells? And if he HAD resurrected him in the morning, it again brings up the question as to why Hinjo did not employ the wizard in defending the city.
I think the only logical explanation is that the wizard was in the employ of another noble, that he was resurrected the next morning and sent back to his employer (probably with some compensation for the lost level) and Hinjo was none the wiser. The term "in my personal staff" just meant "was working for me at the time"
Sure it was. After all, when she fought Hinjo she didn't lose her Paladin powers. It was only when she killed Shojo. So why should she lose them by fighting the Order? If she had killed one of them, then she certainly would have been stripped of her power, but we have explicit evidence in the comic that fighting someone over a cause that you believe to be Good but is instead Evil isn't enough to lose your Paladin powers. Therefore, it isn't much of a reach to believe that saying something that you believe to be true but is instead a lie isn't enough to lose you Paladin powers.Last edited by littlebum2002; 2019-06-19 at 05:22 PM.
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