Rockstar II: The Rap Feud

[Almighty Salmon]

((Noooo! FC! ))

*Points at Zar Peter*

I've been quite suspicious of you recently, and i was right about Onasuma. Might aswell trust my gut here aswell.

[Mustiado]

*eyes Zar Peter suspiciously*

Not only were you implicated recently... but you were crowing about lynching Demonking last night.

[Emperor Demonking]

"What planet is the baner on. Zar peter did you find him and trick him."

[Trix]

"Ah Dammit!" Trix sighed "Another one of KISS? Thats just horrible"

She notices everyone pointing at Zar Peter.

"Yeah it was you!"

[Zar Peter]

"What planet is the baner on. Zar peter did you find him and trick him."

I am the baner, I just doidn't want to help Fleeing Coward because he wanted to lynche me today!

[Mustiado]

... That makes little to no sense...

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The llama points at Traveling angel for getting peanut butter in his chocolate

[Zar Peter]

... That makes little to no sense...

Awww... And I worked so long at the defense speech.

[Raistlin1040]

Zar Peter is dragged to the gallows (lobby) about to be hanged (Beheaded). The executioner looks him in the eye.

"Any last words?"

"Actually...yes."

Zar peter bursts into a Rap.

You think you can kill me
You think you got game
But I'll tell you right now fools
I think you're insane.

Fighting the power
And ODing on dope
When fighting 'gainst rappers
You ain't got no hope.

Drumbeats and solos
That's all that you see
But people in my crew
We're hot, yes we be.

You keep your hair long
And your outfits, they fly
But when faced up like men
You run, run and hide.

We see you all, every day on TV
Latest album or single topping the charts
We're sick of it now
So we'll kill you...for starts.

Then we'll round up your friends
Your family, your fans
and make then learn rapping
And respecting the Man.

In case you don't know
The Man would be me.
Some call me Eminem
Others, Slim Shady.

Word out!

The executioner has heard enough (haven't we all?) and kills him in one swing.

Zar Peter, Eminem, was lynched. Night begins and will end in 24 hours.

(Like the rap? I wrote it myself )

[onasuma]

The narrator is a rapper! *realises hes dead* *re-dies*

[Almighty Salmon]

Hahaha! We're on a roll!

[Raistlin1040]

The narrator is a rapper! *realises hes dead* *re-dies*

((More like Dr. Seuss.))

[Mustiado]

Aha! I knew it! This calls for a drink! *totters off towards the whiskey.*

[Raistlin1040]

Day begins. No one died.


(Come on Rappers. I know ZP was sending all the PMs, but someone else needs to do it now that he's dead.)

[Almighty Salmon]

*Points at BloddyRedCommie*

I think that you're the next rapper.

[Emperor Demonking]

"Your kidding." Laughs emperor "And sorry Almighty Salmon."

[Mustiado]

Whoa whoa whoa... hold on now. How can a fish rap? He doesn't even have lips.

I think we need to cast our gaze at some of the people who were a little hesitant to speak up.

[Emperor Demonking]

"Yes, but fish can't sing. Niether can rappers." Says Emperor.

[Almighty Salmon]

"Your kidding." Laughs emperor "And sorry Almighty Salmon."

So why are you pointing at me?

Because i have pointed and lead a few bandwagons that lead to killing Rappers? Unless you have some information on bloddyredcommie that I don't.

[Emperor Demonking]

"Actually I pointed to you to make sure you weren't the baner. That was stupid I'll point at Commie."

[Korias]

Korias emerges from his high. These things happen when your a kid of the 70s. Whoa dudes... We got one? Nice... he stumbles in his stupor over to Commie and apologizes, before passing out once again.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama points at almighty salmon because he didn't save me in Baroness II.*

[Traveling_Angel]

Point at Commie

[Therarde]

Alright, I'll join the bandwagon against Commie.

[BRC]

If anybody here is a rapper, it's definetally Almighty Salmon, just think about how many rhymes he could make using his own name.

[Trix]

Trix nods her head in agreement.

"Yeah, Yeah! The Commie did it!"

[Flying Elephant]

We're on a roll! Commie it is!

[Vespe Ratavo]

The angry rockers gather around BloodyRedCommie.
"Hey, just because I'm a-"
"This has nothing to do with politics. Everyone knows music is serious business!"
The executioner grabs him and drags him out to the lobby. He breaks free of the executioners grasp, but the executioner kicks him down the stairs. BRC rushes towards the bar and jumps over it as the executioner madly swings at him.
"I'm telling you, I'm not a rapper!"
"Liar!" the ghost of George Harrison appears.
"No! I thought I got rid of you!"
"You thought you got rid of us too." Jimmy Page and Robert Plant appear, holding ghostly guitar-axes. Gene Simmons appears next to them, breathing fire.
"You can't kill us," he says.
"We are the gods of rock," says the ghost of Hendrix.
"And we are immortal," says the ghost of Steven Tyler.
Paul Stanley appears to back up his bandmate. "Don't worry guys, we'll take it from here."
"This is impossible!" screams BRC, "This is madness!"
"Madness..." Harrison says. The ghosts join together into one shining form. "WE! ARE! ROCK STARS!" The gleaming phantom pulls out a giant silver hammer and slams it down upon BRC's head, wiping him from existence forever. The ghosts disappear, knowing they can finally rest in (relative) peace.

The only things left of BRC upon the earth are two quarters.

BloodyRedCommie, 50 Cent, was lynched.
Night begins, and ends...I don't know, ask Raistlin.

((I thought the death of the leader of the rappers deserved a special scene. Too much? ))

[Raistlin1040]

((24 hours. About.))

[Mustiado]

... Wow. This is getting to be almost too easy.