Avatar Battle Royale V: Salmon and his Lackeys

[Almighty Salmon]

@Lying: That is awesome.

@Jason: Heh heh, that made me laugh

New comic: Warning this one's kinda big.

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Anybody else wanna make some pro-plot comics? I feel like i'm kind of carrying the plot by myself at the moment.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Well, since for the time being it looks like the Unseen Revolution has met a peaceful end pending negotiations, I can make a pro-plot movement sometime tomorrow (It being 23:36 here).

Glad you like the Sparta comic though

[Shades of Gray]

Well I'm fighting forrestfire right now. But I only fought to attack the citadel. Which apparently I shouldn't attack cause threeshades invited you for tea. But my excuse is because my character wasn't aware of that statement. hmmm.... should I stop the fight to further the plot. Or fight the person who hurt my dragon

[BRC]

Well, since for the time being it looks like the Unseen Revolution has met a peaceful end pending negotiations, I can make a pro-plot movement sometime tomorrow (It being 23:36 here).

Glad you like the Sparta comic though

How? I is confuzzled.

[Lyinginbedmon]

How? I is confuzzled.

Due to this comic. So the question now is "What are your demands?"

[Squark]

Any critique on the accent?


Also, are you on Team good or Team Evil, Lyinginbedmon? I know you went to the CG afterlife, but you cast a vile spell, and you seemed to be allied with Threeshades before you died.


Also, I have no intent of using the srewdriver on the seen servants.

[Lyinginbedmon]

I imagine doing so would be fairly fruitless, using it on the projectors would have more impact.

I suppose I'm something of a Mordenkainen figure. I started out with Threeshades, purely because I dominated her and she was (apparently, there's been little refute) my minion.

Then, I got to meet all these interesting people, whose sole desire was to slaughter each other. I've got dominated people all over the globe (Dawn is still unaccounted for speaking of which...), it never quite occured to me then to actually worry about them.

Then I died saving them all from certain doom by the Sovices, and got sent to this afterlife that I didn't intend to stay in. And I hear all this stuff about how it's supposed to be great and how I'm getting promoted to high ranks of the angels, but nothing about what I can do to help the people down below, save maybe slaying a particularly cowardly demon using someone as a human shield.

So then I Wish my way out of it and I've been playing for the Neutral Good option since. I only cast the 1 Vile spell, in defence of the planetary population no less.

EDIT: As for the accent, I can't really comment

[JasonDoomsblade]

I imagine doing so would be fairly fruitless, using it on the projectors would have more impact.

I suppose I'm something of a Mordenkainen figure. I started out with Threeshades, purely because I dominated her and she was (apparently, there's been little refute) my minion.

Then, I got to meet all these interesting people, whose sole desire was to slaughter each other. I've got dominated people all over the globe (Dawn is still unaccounted for speaking of which...), it never quite occured to me then to actually worry about them.

Then I died saving them all from certain doom by the Sovices, and got sent to this afterlife that I didn't intend to stay in. And I hear all this stuff about how it's supposed to be great and how I'm getting promoted to high ranks of the angels, but nothing about what I can do to help the people down below, save maybe slaying a particularly cowardly demon using someone as a human shield.

So then I Wish my way out of it and I've been playing for the Neutral Good option since. I only cast the 1 Vile spell, in defence of the planetary population no less.

EDIT: As for the accent, I can't really comment

I can't believe I just read all of that.

[Squark]

Ah...


In other news, Hopefully this will be my final avatar change for a while.


Waddya think?

[Illiterate Scribe]

OK, Mecha-Nightwing and his vast horde of spectral mooks have arrived! Details, with some tiresome exposition, tomorrow.

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Hopefully this will give everyone the chance for some new unified plot directions, together with the opportunity for mass killing.

I do respectfully request, however, that the killing doesn't start without a direct quote from '300'.

EDIT:Squark, your new character is great - reminds me of Darius Jedburgh, from 'Edge of Darkness'. Now that's given me a couple of decent ideas ...

[Lyinginbedmon]

Sylvester McCoy meets Yoda meets James Bond. Not bad!

Assuming we consider that to be canon, did it just have to be the most hated and loathed character in the entire thread series? I want to slaughter them, but Geneva contradicts it!

[Almighty Salmon]

OK, Mecha-Nightwing and his vast horde of spectral mooks have arrived! Details, with some tiresome exposition, tomorrow.

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Hopefully this will give everyone the chance for some new unified plot directions, together with the opportunity for mass killing.

I do respectfully request, however, that the killing doesn't start without a direct quote from '300'.

Holy Carp. That's funny and scary.

[BRC]

OK, Mecha-Nightwing and his vast horde of spectral mooks have arrived! Details, with some tiresome exposition, tomorrow.

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Hopefully this will give everyone the chance for some new unified plot directions, together with the opportunity for mass killing.

I do respectfully request, however, that the killing doesn't start without a direct quote from '300'.

EDIT:Squark, your new character is great - reminds me of Darius Jedburgh, from 'Edge of Darkness'. Now that's given me a couple of decent ideas ...

*Gets ready to cast Mass Spreading Subversion*

[Lyinginbedmon]

I have a cunning plan, but it involves everyone on the ground riding weapons of en mass destruction...

[Illiterate Scribe]

*Gets ready to cast Mass Spreading Subversion*

Be careful around them until I can be bothered to explain their backstory the next strip goes up. A question to ponder would be how on earth Nightwing got so ridiculously powerful ...

Oh, and thanks, Salmon - I came in at a very lucky time, with everyone gathered in one place.

[Almighty Salmon]

Expect Salmon and Leroy to come outside for some kung fu action with Nightwing and his friends once we're done with the guards.

*Makes note to start the fight with a 300 quote*

[yoshi927]

If this is non-canon, I'm in.

[Squark]

oooh! Randomizer becomes canonical! What? Isn't he the biggest nightwing killer of them all?


And how did it switch to night all of a sudden?


Lastly, who was the Cyborg from the early comics who dissapeered after the 2nd key appeared?


EDIT: Also, who is Nightwing?

[Almighty Salmon]

Lastly, who was the Cyborg from the early comics who dissapeered after the 2nd key appeared?

That was Omega.

EDIT: Also, who is Nightwing?

You're kidding.. right? Nightwing is the biggest spammer in Avatar Battle Royale history. He kept narrating the fights when we could clearly see what's happening, then he became a punching bag for everybody. He's become something of an ABR legend now.

[Illiterate Scribe]

And how did it switch to night all of a sudden?

FOR increased drama; BY the power of plot .

Also, because I'm planning on making some nifty lightning effects later.

EDIT: Also, who is Nightwing?

A spammer and 'announcer' of quite legendary persistence in this thread, although I personally didn't find him that annoying, and, as such, have promoted him to the level of cosmic antagonist.

[JasonDoomsblade]

OK, Mecha-Nightwing and his vast horde of spectral mooks have arrived! Details, with some tiresome exposition, tomorrow.

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Hopefully this will give everyone the chance for some new unified plot directions, together with the opportunity for mass killing.

I do respectfully request, however, that the killing doesn't start without a direct quote from '300'.

EDIT:Squark, your new character is great - reminds me of Darius Jedburgh, from 'Edge of Darkness'. Now that's given me a couple of decent ideas ...

Holy Fudgepackers Magee. How long did it take you to make that?

[Illiterate Scribe]

Holy Fudgepackers Magee. How long did it take you to make that?

~30 minutes. The thing that I'm studiously avoiding, which does take time, is inking in drawn pictures of my own character, since I don't use templates and have to draw and scan each one. Still, there will be some coming up.

[BRC]

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[Fawkes]

[Lyinginbedmon]

Hurrah for all

[Bayar]

OK, Mecha-Nightwing and his vast horde of spectral mooks have arrived! Details, with some tiresome exposition, tomorrow.

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Hopefully this will give everyone the chance for some new unified plot directions, together with the opportunity for mass killing.

I do respectfully request, however, that the killing doesn't start without a direct quote from '300'.

EDIT:Squark, your new character is great - reminds me of Darius Jedburgh, from 'Edge of Darkness'. Now that's given me a couple of decent ideas ...

Well....I think 300 quotes have been overdone lately...how about a clasic quote? Also, someone else can quote from 300 when they start the slaughter...I just cannot wait ...

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Braveheart FTW !!!

Also, if you want to find out what happened in Black Mesa...buy the book "Crouching Crowbar"....just joking...maybe I will draw it later...

[JasonDoomsblade]

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Braveheart FTW !!!

I don't get you're quote in the last panel. Other than that, nice work.

[Bayar]

They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom...

[Lyinginbedmon]

Yup, Braveheart. That's in my DVD collection, admittedly. Although it must be said, that quote itself is overdone and cliche these days.

Okay, barring a brief interlude for Stargate Atlantis, I should have my next submission later tonight

"Aaaaaa hoooo! Waaaaa hooooo!" may or may not be said

[Nameless]

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Also, any pointers on the accent would be appreciated, y'all


NOTE: I'm not from the southern US, for the record, but my mom is, so does that count for the right to use a cheesy southern accent?

One more thing. Could someone give me a quick lesson on how to make templates, because right now, I just rip off whatever charecter I have on hand to make new ones.


EDIT: My appologies since its kind of hard to follow. Yes, the new hat (in appearance) is a 7th Doctor reference. I just didn't like the top hat with the trenchcoat. Oh, and the son thing has nothing to do with me being Jpenguin.


EDIT2: I thought (So other people could do comics with me in it), I'd mention a brief charecter personality. Squark's current regeneration is highly moral, clever, a bit curious and empathetic thanks to his psicrystal (Psionic familliar) and should always have a trick up his sleeve. The screwdriver wreaks havoc with power systems and can reprogram most constructs and hardrives, and also makes an emergancy weapon if he's somehow without his lightsaber and his guns (The more powerful one will probably be used to modify someone else's weapon, and the lesser one is a lot more versatile. Think Antihero for Hire for the other gun (Yes, its a copy of Silver Arrow. The other one is an enhanced version of Warbringer (ADVENTURERS!) See why its going to go?). However, he perefers to avoid violence if possible. Only a couple things are now in his pockets, namely the guns, his screwdriver, Sparky (Who should be over curious and empathetic), and a few odds and ends he used to invent regularly, like bubblegum, paperclips, duct tape, and a kitchen sink. He also has acces to virtually any class feature thanks to his chameleon and factotum classes, but runs out of bang quickly in an encounter, which means he needs to resort to whatever aptitude he used his second focus on (he used to favor divine, but he will switch to skilled or warrior with the new regeneration) and force powers. Still, he favors the charitable aproach to adventuring, and when given a chance, he's merciful and will try to talk his way out of a fight if he doesn't think innocents will be hurt.

EDIT3: Wow, that got away.

I have no idea whats going on, who's talking first???