Nexus of the Future I - Floating Dreams of Riches - Day 1

[Zar Peter]

That was yours? Well... I think than you shouldn't leave it alone in the Bar. Great stuff, Monsigneur, I must admit that you have a very exclusive beverage taste.
* Draws not existing hat *

[Dallas-Dakota]

(why is the title still saying day 1?)

DD walks in and sees a room full of pointing people at Zar.

Wel, I think he couldnt have done it, I went with him and some others to some parties earlier in the year and when he was DRUNK all he friggin did was wanna play badminton!

*murmurs about drunken gnome wizardy astrologist badminton players*

[Jontom Xire]

Nice to see you back, DD, but why are you defending the alien queen?

The alien queen's action was prevented two nights in a row, and the face hugger died ages ago, so (s)he can't have converted you.

[Doseki]

I'd like to know why we are taking your word that your a crew member Jontom Xire. There maybe a reason that I have missed but could you not just be an alien?

[Jontom Xire]

I didn't say I was a crew member, I said I was their representative.

Ask the android. He's not an alien, he's an android. He'll vouch for me.

Lastly, try me out. The time honoured process is to lynch the accused. If s/he is what is claimed then trust is increased (but not fully in usual cases - in this case ZP is the alien queen, so there's no way an alien would risk their queen), and if not then you can try to lynch me.

You would find it difficult though. Lots of people have absolute proof that not only am I not an alien but that I am a definite power for good.

I suspect that last night was the second night that ZP tried to get me and that I know now why he failed the previous night. Anyway, my role makes me very hard to kill and I now have added protection, part of which is how I know ZP is the alien queen.

The reason I am coming forward now is for several reasons.

1) I am now sure my protection is in place.
2) I had to allow enough time to ensure there was a consensus amongst the crew that I should be the public representative.
3) I now know that ZP is trying to kill/convert me anyway, so it doesn't increase my risk if I come forward.

As a final note while I'm posting here, I believe that amongst you all is one who especially wishes me dead and one who especially wishes me alive. I think I know both names, but if the one who wants me alive could come forward so I don't accidentally get the wrong one killed...

Or I could name you both as people to die and hope everyone follows my lead.

[Freshmeat]

(Naturally, I get ninja'd.)

[Zar Peter]

(why is the title still saying day 1?)

DD walks in and sees a room full of pointing people at Zar.

Wel, I think he couldnt have done it, I went with him and some others to some parties earlier in the year and when he was DRUNK all he friggin did was wanna play badminton!

*murmurs about drunken gnome wizardy astrologist badminton players*

I wanted to do that again????

Oh man, I must be REALLY drunk yesterday.

I don't know what you are talking about Jontom. Only thing I understand is that you want to kill an maybe innocent person this night.
Choose wisely, we had so much deaths on this ship already.

[Dr. Bath]

((If you are talking about the temporal agents, just by naming them, they die. Automatically. It says so in the rules at the front, and is the same for all secret roles, name 'em and they die. That is unless, the narrators are feeling kindly. I would have thought that the agents are far more of a hinderance than a help really, since they may want aliens alive and allies dead.))

Peter? That friendly looking fellow? Are you sure? Normally my Whale-given precognition should have kicked in by now...

[Freshmeat]

((If you are talking about the temporal agents, just by naming them, they die. Automatically. It says so in the rules at the front, and is the same for all secret roles, name 'em and they die. That is unless, the narrators are feeling kindly. I would have thought that the agents are far more of a hinderance than a help really, since they may want aliens alive and allies dead.))

"Did anyone say, 'blackmail tactics'?"

"No, I actually said 'I like pogosticks.'"

"Huh?! "

[topher]

Well you have convinced me Jontom....for now.

Point at Zar Peter.

[Jontom Xire]

((If you are talking about the temporal agents, just by naming them, they die. Automatically. It says so in the rules at the front, and is the same for all secret roles, name 'em and they die. That is unless, the narrators are feeling kindly. I would have thought that the agents are far more of a hinderance than a help really, since they may want aliens alive and allies dead.))

Peter? That friendly looking fellow? Are you sure? Normally my Whale-given precognition should have kicked in by now...

I checked with the narrators. If I name temporal agents AS temporal agents, then horrible things will probably happen to me.

[loudly]AND I DIDN'T SAY I WAS TALKING ABOUT TEMPORAL AGENTS ANYWAY[/loudly]

[CurlyKitGirl]

I checked with the narrators. If I name temporal agents AS temporal agents, then horrible things will probably happen to me.

[loudly]AND I DIDN'T SAY I WAS TALKING ABOUT TEMPORAL AGENTS ANYWAY[/loudly]

((We said BAD THINGS WOULD HAPPEN. But not to whom or why. All we know is that the sudden realisation by Time of anomalies will result in sudden convulsions of space-time that can affect everyone, noone, someone or some faction.

OR it could result in a funny song and dance number. Like we said - we don't know and don't particularly want it to happen))

[Shishnarfne]

"Zar Peter, explain yourself."

[Zar Peter]

I didn't attack him! I was drunk and forgot which room was mine! As I opened the door and saw Jontom there I was as surprised as he was!
Never wanted to do him any harm.

"Zar Peter, explain yourself."

How often shall I do it!

* takes his sunglasses down *

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!!!

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[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I must admit that this is a slightly better course of action than our vengeful explosion of violence. We shall see if you are right, Jontom. We shall see."

Fullbladder slowly changes his point to Zar Peter.

[Vavaara]

(( Just an OOC observation, but from what I can see the John Mcclane character seems to be much like an Assassin role. We don't know whether he is taking informed actions or if he is just making random guesses, but I can most likely guarantee that if he had killed a Refugee first, the votes would be swinging in a different direction. We may (mostly) follow his lead for now, but what shall happen when he starts consistently at Refugees? Judging also from the Die Hard series of movies, and the fact that our wonderful narrators stick to genre when they can, it can also be an assumption that he wins if EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD. Also as a side note, I fear I shall be lynched before my vengeance can be exacted. I put forth the call for someone to take my place and kill the murderous Fin in my stead, should I fall before the group mentality! The life of a stuffed animal, especially one of mine, is not taken without CONSEQUENCES!!!))

[someonenonotyou]

Zar Peter taht is all

[Miraqariftsky]

The squint eyed lad yawns groggily and space-drifts over to Vaavara. "Excuse me, but could you please tell me what is happenig?"

[Fin]

After a few more minutes continuous pounding on the door it suddenly opens, the combined momentum of three angry item loosers bundles through all over the figure that opened it. That figure is clearly Fin wearing ridiculous glasses and a fake moustache...

Fin? I don't know a Fin you must have the wrong door, my name's F..er P-Pin yes Pin. Nice to meet you all. Now maybe we should see about finding that rapscallion!

[Skippy]

*Point at Zar Peter*

[DarkCorax]

*Points at Vavaara* Lets test this out, I didn't loose anything to Fin...

[Pwenet]

No More Actions Shall be Accepted!!!

[PhantomFox]

Hmm... seems Fin isn't popular to point at. I don't quite understand the logical leaps that Jontom is saying, so I'll go with Vavaara instead.

[Zar Peter]

Zar Peter sits at the Bar and raises a Mug with Beer.

Is shaking and drinking allowed? Or is it too much action?

[Vavaara]

((I'm figuring that i'm dead no matter how you slice it, so I think i'll add a little scene before I go out with a bang... Bonus points to those who recognize the source material))

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As Vavaara looked up at the big people around her and saw their accusatory stares, her eyes glazed over and she began twitching. Never having been a stable child, the simultaneous loss of her beloved stuffed bear and the rest of the crew setting against her had finally pushed her off the edge. Twirling around, she began laughing until her eyes settled on John Mcclane. "You are fooling yourself, John. Nothing here is what it seems. You are not the plucky hero, I am not an evil entity, and this is not the grand arena. Do you know what the true definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. " Losing interest in him, she resumed spinning and spouting off nonsensical babble at other people. At the priests, she said "Aw, heck, Shepherds, I ain't looking for help from on high. That's a long wait for a train don't come." At the rest, she said "People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We meddle and warp for our own ends, and think nothing of the others." Following that, she stopped spinning and simply stood swaying in the middle of the room.

((EDIT: Spoilered due to my utter shock at not being lynched. Guess i'll have to roleplay my role as this now... And also, my threat still stands, FIN.))

[Pwenet]

Inspiration for the night provided by the following clips:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1A1TZQk5Wgk&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ldi-2v2Y8ys&feature=related


Popular opinion has spoken.

ZAR PETER MUST DIE!!!

”Wait! Kind people, if I am to die, let me die with a drink on my lips?”

The assembled masses ponder the words of Zar Peter, and agree to let him have a drink. By chance several of their numbers choose to go with him to the bar for a final drink.

And knowing his sad fate, Zar Peter makes his way into a bar along with Dr. Bath the whale cultist and Hero 1.0 the traditional looser.

Each of them takes a barstool and sit down, ordering their respective drinks. Sadly the bar is out of everything due to the EMP Shockwave (What? EMP affects drinks! It does. Well fine, I’m the narrator, I say it does, so THERE!) leaving on a bottle of… something…. Green.

The three brave souls grab the three shot glasses and clink them together, sending the green liquid sloshing about, and throw back their shots.

”Not yet kind sirs. One more for the trip.”

Again glasses are filled, toasted and thrown back. Outside the crowd watching with anticipation of death and destruction.

”One final one, to celebrate the all I have lost.”

The drink seems to be powerful, for Zar Peter is wavering, Hero 1.0 gets sick, and Dr. Bath seeing pink puppies. Once again the glasses are filled and thrown back. At this Zar Peter stands up and stumbles over a pink puppy before heading to the door.

”Now you can kill me! Do your worst!”

The assembled mob then grabs Zar Peter and cart him away towards a air lock, while he starts singing something. Due to his level of intoxication however not much can be understood until he is tossed into an airlock, and the buttons are hit to eject him from the ship.

FLASH!

In a position that makes it seem that he is praying to the porcelain god, Hero 1.0 appears in the airlock. Within the second he has before the doors, open, Hero 1.0 does not realize his fate, for his brain is busy on telling his stomach that he has booze poisoning and needs to eject the offending material from his system.

Hey, speaking ejecting non-posting material, Hero 1.0 is ejected from the ship for good and torn apart by the FTL fields around the ship. Everyone gets a headache the moment he leaves, indicating beyond a shadow of a doubt that he used to be The Renegade Psychic on team civilians.

As for Zar Peter? He appears in a restroom still singing away.

Summary of Events

• Zar Peter was Lynched, but replaced at the last moment with Hero 1.0 by one of the Temporal Agents
• Hero 1.0 was permanently lynched due to inactivity. He was the Renegade Psychic

Night 6 Begins Now

[huyneo]

"Damn, Alien queen/king must have some tricks up his/hers shelve!
We shall try again tomorrow night/day"

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder sidles up to the bar and takes a whiff of the remaining.... Green.

"I should have known. Only Whalists and primitives would drink this," he spouts, tipping over bottle and allowing the remainging liquid to drain out.

He then takes the rather oversized, yet still greatly over-filled glass that just happened to be under the bottle at the time and conspicuously heads for his quarters, glancing shiftily about as he does so.

[Jontom Xire]

It is clear to me that Zar Peter must be on the live list of one of the temporal agents. It also seems that the day bane effect of the agent in question gets used during the day. Which is a bit unfair as it makes it impossible to lynch temporal agents.

However John McClane gets a night kill. We could take out Zar Peter with that.

[Zar Peter]

Hey! I'm still alive! I'm hearing you.
Ts Ts, the people have no decency nowadays.