Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[Serpentine]

Forgetting about your child before it's born is okay, just don't forget about it after

[unstattedCommoner]

Umm, the bell is to help you find the cow, not to call them.

The bell is so that the cow can't sneak up on you and trample you to death. Because you know they'd do that if they had the chance.

[Charity]

Damn it not again.

[KindaChang]

Am I the only one that sees that pic and can only think: ZERG RUSH!

[Trog]

Damn it not again.

THOOOSE... are buffalo. Not cows.

Though they're kinda like a cow... only with an afro.

[TRM]

Forgetting about your child before it's born is okay, just don't forget about it after

"Oh my God! I left my baby on the bus!"

I swear that's a quote from somewhere, but I can't seem to recall where...

[FoE]

The bell is so that the cow can't sneak up on you and trample you to death. Because you know they'd do that if they had the chance.

"Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"

-Troy McClure

[Rockphed]

THOOOSE... are buffalo. Not cows.

Though they're kinda like a cow... only with an afro.

I think it is more a case of really long hair. Think 80s rockers, though those might be afros. They also have Goatees.

[Em Blackleaf]

If they wanted to, cows would murder us whether they had a bell or not.
Also, horses hate me.

I think animals are secretly plotting destruction of the human race. Or maybe just the destruction of me.

Though they're kinda like a cow... only with an afro.

The afro just makes them seem cooler.

[unstattedCommoner]

"Oh my God! I left my baby on the bus!"

I swear that's a quote from somewhere, but I can't seem to recall where...

Isn't there an episode of Friends where someone's baby is left on a bus?

[FoE]

A buffalo chewed my finger once. I think he was looking for a bottle. He was as big as me but he was still kind of a baby.

Here's a story about a couple who actually domesticated a buffalo (or at least trained him to wipe his hooves on the mat when he comes indoors):

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2004/...use040213.html

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...?from=storyrhs

Spruce Grove is not too far from where I live, actually.

[Mordokai]

If they wanted to, cows would murder us whether they had a bell or not.
Also, horses hate me.

I think animals are secretly plotting destruction of the human race. Or maybe just the destruction of me.

Well, can you really blame them? I mean, for hating mankind, not you I'm sure you're a nice girl

Isn't there an episode of Friends where someone's baby is left on a bus?

Yes. Yes, there was. Chandler and Joey forgot Ross's kid on bus.

[North]

Yeah, there was a friends like that. I think it also might have happened somewhere else though....

[Trog]

Okay. So my skin is waaaaay too dry lately. I'm beginning to actually FEEL like a troglodyte. In the scaly skin sort of way.

Dang winter. It's supposed to get down to -40 F by tomorrow night. Which is, like, a 70 degree temperature difference than what is outside right now. I think all the cardboard boxes are absorbing all the house's humidi...

*turns into a pillar of salt*

[Bookman]

Okay. So my skin is waaaaay too dry lately. I'm beginning to actually FEEL like a troglodyte. In the scaly skin sort of way.

Dang winter. It's supposed to get down to -40 F by tomorrow night. Which is, like, a 70 degree temperature difference than what is outside right now. I think all the cardboard boxes are absorbing all the house's humidi...

*turns into a pillar of salt*

There are degrees that low?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.

......... >.>

[North]

There are degrees that low?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.

......... >.>

Never visit Canada, Russia, Alaska, or Iceland

[purple gelatinous cube o' Doom]

Never visit Canada, Russia, Alaska, or Iceland

Don't forget Minnesota. Here in the Twin Cities, we've set a new record for days where the high is below zero with 19 or so.

[Skippy]

There are degrees that low?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.

......... >.>

I went to a cake buffet the other day. I felt the same way.

[Zakama]

Ohhhh yeah. THIS! IS! CHEESELAND! And it's going to be cold.

*Runs back inside 50 foot anti-lynching wall*

[Alarra]

Don't forget Minnesota. Here in the Twin Cities, we've set a new record for days where the high is below zero with 19 or so.

And there's reason #1 why I am grateful every day that I moved away from that frozen wasteland.

[EmeraldRose]

Did someone mention a frozen wasteland? Yes, it's been drizzling snow the last several days... Just enough to make people forget how to drive.

GRR.

[Alarra]

Seriously? You're coming from VIRGINIA and you're saying that MINNESOTANS don't know how to drive when there's snow?

[EmeraldRose]

Heh, yeah, it is pretty funny when ONE INCH of 'snow' causes an entire city to shut down

But really, if it's not a white out..there's no reason for driving 25 miles an hour on the interstate when the road is COMPLETELY CLEAR!

[Alarra]

We had a blizzard. They canceled my meeting....
The snow 'almost' stuck. *rolls eyes*

I had no idea it had even snowed, and it's not like it was one of those 'let's not leave the apartment' days. I was outside at 10, 12, 3, 5...... not one flake....

Insanity I tell you!

Oh....and I like Emerald Palace

[EmeraldRose]

Hmm, Emerald Palace is pretty good! Any more ideas yet on Casa Zalarra?

[Alarra]

We're still leaning toward Grampa and Gramma's house, but we'll keep you posted.

[Zakama]

Hmm, Emerald Palace is pretty good! Any more ideas yet on Casa Zalarra?

Bam, you got it. Casa Zallara is awesome.

[EmeraldRose]

*has trouble thinking of the Pudding Goddess as a Grandma*

That is really cute Are you going to always have cookies hot and fresh from the oven at your house?

Cause I'd come over...

[Alarra]

Of course. What would gramma's be without cookies?

And why can't you see the pudding goddess as a gramma? My grandma makes great pudding. And anyway, I'm a dessert goddess, and grandma's are great at desserts.

[EmeraldRose]

Hmm...you have point there. Also, Zeb doesn't much look like a grandpa, so really, that makes you the perfect pair.