Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[North]

Casa Zallara, Sounds like the type of place where all the drinks have umbrellas in them.

[EmeraldRose]

Hmm...drinks. Sounds like a good idea! *pours a glass of wine* Umbrellas can be optional...

[rubakhin]

I prefer those tiny plastic swords.

[Rockphed]

I prefer my tiny swords made out of metal. Or Chocolate. Chocolate works too.

[wadledo]

Why not a sword made of concentrated alcohol?
Oh, with a tiny ice spartan at the bottom laying on his shield to chill the drink.

Wait what?

[zeratul]

Oh man, moment of blatant fanboyism. I just saw Blind guardian's performance at Wacken on youtube. Oh my god that was just amazing. one of those thing's where it's so good it causes you physical pain .

[Alarra]

Umbrella's are so not optional. *Adds umbrella to her grape smirnoff*

I'm going to be the coolest grandma ever....cookies aaaaaand cocktails!

[Zakama]

Oh man, moment of blatant fanboyism. I just saw Blind guardian's performance at Wacken on youtube. Oh my god that was just amazing. one of those thing's where it's so good it causes you physical pain .

That must be pretty impressive. Link?

[zeratul]

That must be pretty impressive. Link?

Well it starts here (there are 15 songs in the set)

[Rockphed]

Umbrella's are so not optional. *Adds umbrella to her grape smirnoff*

I don't carry a gun. Guns Scare me. I only carry my Trusty Cane!

[Skippy]

So, I arrive at home, and the family offers me dinner. And a... uh... I don't know how is it called in English. I call it a cuba. I think I could have disinfected wounds with the quantity of alcohol in it. I just wanted a bit...

[Raistlin1040]

Well it starts here (there are 15 songs in the set)

15 songs, and no Soulforge. How could they?

[Raiser Blade]

Want to see something hilarious?

Step 1. Go to http://www.google.com/
Step 2. Type in "Find Chuck Norris" (Without quotes)
Step 3. Click "I'm feeling lucky"
Step 4. ????
Step 5. Profit!

[Skippy]

Want to see something hilarious?

Step 1. Go to http://www.google.com/
Step 2. Type in "Find Chuck Norris" (Without quotes)
Step 3. Click "I'm feeling lucky"
Step 4. ????
Step 5. Profit!

Oh my Frickin' Gawd!!!

*Runs away*

[Raistlin1040]

Hey guys, don't use Google, use Blackle.

[Zakama]

Hey guys, don't use Google, use Blackle.

Wow, imagine the guy who thought that up. "Hey, if I make a web page that searches Google without the white screen! It'll save energy!"

Guys friends: "Ooooook. Uh, look at the time..."

Do they have a toolbar? I'd use it then.

[Haruki-kun]

So, I arrive at home, and the family offers me dinner. And a... uh... I don't know how is it called in English. I call it a cuba. I think I could have disinfected wounds with the quantity of alcohol in it. I just wanted a bit...

I don't know what it's called in English.

Of course, we could just say Coke with Rum and that works, too.

[zeratul]

15 songs, and no Soulforge. How could they?

That did strike me as odd. Also no punishment divine

[Rawhide]

Hey guys, don't use Google, use Blackle.

I can tell you right now, Blackle is an absolute load of baloney. LCD screens will use the exact same amount of electricity regardless of what is displayed on screen. They work by a fluoro light which produces a constant backlight, the liquid crystal sub-pixels (each pixel consists of three sub-pixels, one for red, one for green and one for blue) then open and close to block or allow light to pass. In fact, it would be better for the LCD screen to display white than black, as less light is absorbed that potentially warms up the screen.

[North]

I don't know what it's called in English.

Of course, we could just say Coke with Rum and that works, too.

See up here we call it a "Rum with Coke"

[Rawhide]

See up here we call it a "Rum with Coke"

Isn't that "Rum and Coke"?

[Ceska]

I don't know what it's called in English.

Of course, we could just say Coke with Rum and that works, too.

We call it Cuba Libre.
And I've decided not to drink that anymore. I'm getting too easily drunk by it.

@v: I'm allergic to wine. I'm still drinking it, but in small doses.

[Lyesmith]

I tried Rum and Coke, but went back to Red Wine and Lemonade. Much nicer, personally.

[wadledo]

We call it Cuba Libre.
And I've decided not to drink that anymore. I'm getting too easily drunk by it.

@v: I'm allergic to wine. I'm still drinking it, but in small doses.

All good things to know.

[Lady Tialait]

Um....i just heard something disturbing and confusing....my husband went to the bathroom for like....10 minets, and i heard the falling of water the whole time...how can someone pee for 10 minets...is the human bladder even that big?....

[The Great Skenardo]

Some people are kidney busters, and some people are tiny tanks.

[Lady Tialait]

As i've said repeatavly...i'm married...but I have a question.

Are all the cute guys gay?...or atleast bi...my husband is bi...I want to know...so i can right that in my book of facts...

[Lyesmith]

In answer to your question, Tialat...

Yes. Yes they are.
Unless you yourself are gay / bi and then there are no cute guys anywhere!

[Kaelaroth]

In answer to your question, Tialat...

Yes. Yes they are.
Unless you yourself are gay / bi and then there are no cute guys anywhere!

What he said. Ain't it fitting that when I came out, the guy I fancied (and still fancy) decides he's straight after all.

Oh well, least I still have Aziraphale, eh?

[Lyesmith]

Quite so.
Anyone for home-made mini pizzas?