Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

[TwoBitWriter]

I've read one or two interesting blogs... The best was a guy trying to play Oblivion as an NPC (no running, avoiding quests at all costs, being a coward etc.) really funny, but the updates are reeeeally slow.

You got a link to that, Herr Doktor Bath?

[Jibar]

Tah dah.

If you'll notice, it's done by the same guy who wrote Concerned, so you know it's got to be funny.

[Shadow]

I know it's gonna be TASTY!
*nom nom noms*

[randman22222]

Hmm... I wanna start playing Oblivion some...

But dinner for now.

[Jibar]

Now: as wildly requested by five or six people, I bring you...

My BLOG!

*waits for applause*

(I'm going to put up my Hellboy review after I've had a work around of my signiature. Also, could some kind person with image changing powers change this so it's 100x100 pixels. LiveJournal does not like me being 17 over. )

[DraPrime]

I generally don't care about blogs, but what the hell.

*loud applause*

[Cristo Meyers]

hey a Jib-blog!

I really need to get around to starting one for my book...anything to help keep me on track.

[randman22222]

Now: as wildly requested by five or six people, I bring you...

My BLOG!

*waits for applause*

(I'm going to put up my Hellboy review after I've had a work around of my signiature. Also, could some kind person with image changing powers change this so it's 100x100 pixels. LiveJournal does not like me being 17 over. )

*Applause.*

And I'm working on the catmuffin.

EDIT: Here you go:

[Phase]

If you'll notice, it's done by the same guy who wrote Concerned, so you know it's got to be funny.

Nice! I love Concerned!

[TwoBitWriter]

Leaving work... Have a great weekend everyone!

I still am minus a computer at home (old one died...) so can't post GitP stuf until Monday!

Hope everyone enjoys their time away from me!

[Nychta]

*applause*
You know, I really hate it how the thread grows about 3 pages when I'm asleep, but the moment I can access the Playground, everything goes silent. Do I smell bad or something?

[Rawhide]

*applause*
You know, I really hate it how the thread grows about 3 pages when I'm asleep, but the moment I can access the Playground, everything goes silent. Do I smell bad or something?

I wasn't going to say anything...

[Cristo Meyers]

*applause*
You know, I really hate it how the thread grows about 3 pages when I'm asleep, but the moment I can access the Playground, everything goes silent. Do I smell bad or something?

Your mere presence just stuns them all into silence.

[DraPrime]

*applause*
You know, I really hate it how the thread grows about 3 pages when I'm asleep, but the moment I can access the Playground, everything goes silent. Do I smell bad or something?

You just need a bit of deodorant. Ok I'm just kidding. The thread has slowed down a bit in the past few hours. That's it.

[Flickerdart]

It's because Jibar posted that link and now I'm reading it. I think I'm supposed to be doing something. Ah well, I'm sure someone else will do it.

[bosssmiley]

Now: as wildly requested by five or six people, I bring you...

My BLOG!

*waits for applause*

(I'm going to put up my Hellboy review after I've had a work around of my signature.

*golf clap*

+RSS feed. Now to find out whether "Hellboy 2" is worth a watch.

Oh, and I know I mentioned this before, but you must try How to Host a Dungeon. It is epic. Miss Eggy & I just spent the last three hours or so chronicling our own Boatmurdered saga.

We had claim jumping human miners in a mysteriously deserted Dwarrowdelf being raided by assassins sent by a treacherous city council, while fighting off gem-hungry Xorn, the unquiet Dwarven dead and various oozes alongside Orc tribes and sphinxes in thrall to evil fleshwarper cults fighting a running war with the Magus of the Stark Tower, and the whole lot of them were under attack by mutated troll hordes crawling through the subterranean waterways at the behest of forgotten lurkers in the deeps.

All this fun from a simple dungeon generator. Best £2.75 I ever spent!

[Recaiden]

*applause*
You know, I really hate it how the thread grows about 3 pages when I'm asleep, but the moment I can access the Playground, everything goes silent. Do I smell bad or something?

It's just the lack of Playgrounders in a similar Time Zone to New Zealand.

[Rawhide]

It's just the lack of Playgrounders in a similar Time Zone to New Zealand.

Phssss, don't let the truth slip!

[Griever]

So... how's the weather over there?

[Nychta]

*sobs*

But this is exactly what I mean! At about 10 last night I could have insulted everyone and nobody would have even noticed. And I come online now at, what is it, 10 in the morning, when I'd usually be at school, and I even have Rawhide taunting me! What is this?

[Cristo Meyers]

...

...but I was being flirty...

[DraPrime]

I call it really bad luck.

[Kneenibble]

*applause*
You know, I really hate it how the thread grows about 3 pages when I'm asleep, but the moment I can access the Playground, everything goes silent. Do I smell bad or something?

Honourable lady,
Get thee to a nunn'ry, why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things that would make it better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth? We are arrant knaves, believe none of us. Go they ways to a nunn'ry. Where's your father?

[Nychta]

...

...but I was being flirty...

... Duzzent count. Just because.

[Cristo Meyers]

Aw, now that's just mean...

[Dihan]

Honourable lady,
Get thee to a nunn'ry, why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things that would make it better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth? We are arrant knaves, believe none of us. Go they ways to a nunn'ry. Where's your father?

Ahh, Hamlet... Those were the days.

[Nychta]

Aw, now that's just mean...

*cries* I'm sorry! I take it back. And also, yeah, Hamlet, pick the play that I haven't studied.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Dunno. For forum activity I usually seperate the world into three time zones.
The USA, The Netherlands and GB(Great Britain)(Which is where I am and which is practically GMT) and Australia and NZ.
The latter just seems to be having the least active playgrounders or something, I dunno....

[EmeraldRose]

*falls back into the Playground*

What? I totally haven't been gone for like a week...really!

So, I'm hungry, short on money for take-out, and I don't want to cook what we have in the house.

Suggestions?

[Nychta]

*falls back into the Playground*

What? I totally haven't been gone for like a week...really!

So, I'm hungry, short on money for take-out, and I don't want to cook what we have in the house.

Suggestions?

... do you have anything that you don't have to cook, like, instant noodles?