Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

[Haruki-kun]

I used to be able to read Artemis Fowl Gnomish...

But I forgot like three years ago. I didn't have anyone to exchange messages with, so I forgot it. It was cool when I noticed there was stuff actually written in the bottom of the book, but I was too lazy to read the whole thing.

[Gem Flower]

Really? That is so cool...

[DraPrime]

I thought that was just random symbols at the bottom of the page.

[The Bushranger]

Here I am, posting to you from the torrential downpours associated with Tropical Storm Whats-Her-Name...

Whee!

[Jibar]

Oops. I've started developing an evil laugh.

A friend of mine gave his phone number to my sister while she was at work. I don't know if he knew it was my sister, or if he knows she has a boyfriend. No matter though, because all I can think of is what I'm going to say when I next see him.



Seriously, everytime somebody makes me laugh about it, it keeps coming out as this evil cackle. Wicked cool, but rather unsettling.

[randman22222]

I had a friend at my last school who had a real evil laugh. Not at all forced. What was awesome is that it was his natural laugh.

...So cool...

[Cristo Meyers]

Friend of mine (actually...I've seen him lurked about here on occasion...) had a spectacular evil laugh. This would put the Joker to shame.

[Player_Zero]

People say I have an evil laugh...

Makes me consider a life of supervillainy.

[Cristo Meyers]

I always thought you'd be well suited to the supervillainous career path.

[randman22222]

Yeah, P_Z could do an evil villain so well...

And then I'd have to track him down, and all kinds of awesome dramatic stuff!
...More so cool...

[Player_Zero]

Hmm... What would I go by?

...The Mathemagician? ...Nah... Not villainous enough.

But I would have to beat people using the power of mathematics. Like, maybe throw giant numbers at people... Or make their brains explode by yelling advanced calculus at them or something.

[Castaras]

Advanced calculus is enough to scare anyone.

And, for anyone who's interested, I am now in Wales. Hai random welsh peoples!

[randman22222]

Hmm... Math related evil...

*Thinks.*

Well... The best I could come up with is you being crazy, and monologueing about the world of imaginary numbers, and how in the imaginary world, you may have already blown up some homeless shelter, and that you need to catch up with your imaginary self...

[Player_Zero]

Ever play The World Ends With You?

Sho Minamimoto is my GOD.

I'll try to dig up some youtube stuff.

...
You're out of your vector.

Well, I can't find anything particularly good. Suffice to say that he is an insane villain who shouts TANGENT at you and accuses you of being 'Zetta songs of digits.'

Now, let's see you limit as I tend to infinity!

[Dallas-Dakota]

The power of math?

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This is from Angelic Slayer, made and owned by Haruki, I has no rights at all with it.

[CurlyKitGirl]

I have a very good scary laugh with a touch of deranged cackle. It's entirely natural, but slip out at the oddest times.
Scared the heck out of Best Friend first time she heard it.

[DraPrime]

I wish I had a cool evil laugh like the rest of you

[randman22222]

I don't have an evil laugh... My laugh does sound slightly insane, though...

[Dallas-Dakota]

I only have a evil cackle....

If I try evil laughs its just to fake. I just wanna be evil.... But I guess I'm ebil.

Chaotic Neutral Ebil or something....

[randman22222]

And because it's hilarious...

The Scots are trying to turn us all into Scots so they can win the Wimbledon Open!

[wadledo]

During a discussion I had with a couple of my friends, we decided that when ever a certain girl in our group laughs(And she has a weird laugh), Lucifer giggles.
And apparently, wherever I make a joke, angles lose their wings and smash puppies.

[Player_Zero]

Hey! You leave us Angles out of this!

...Wait, angels? Oh right.

[Destro_Yersul]

I have an evil laugh that only works at suitable moments, a maniacal laugh that I can use whenever, and an amused laugh for when the funny stuff happens. Oh, and an insane sort of high pitched giggle thing that's actually really unsettling.

[Haruki-kun]

I cannot laugh evily.... It's never really worked for me.

[EmeraldRose]

Well, we just finished Back to School shopping. I'll never understand why it doesn't matter what state you are shopping in, or what time of day/year, WalMart is always a madhouse!

[Semidi]

I've just finished the first draft of my first novel. It's 92,000 words and I've been working on it and college every day for 2 and a half months.

Now I have to spend $25.00 at Staples just to print the dang thing off.

So now I can take a break from it for a few weeks and do some fun short stories. I really need to write something fun. Doing horror is so... Well let's just say the novel is fairly grim. I'm looking forward to doing maybe a children's story. That'll be fun.

[DraPrime]

That's because Walmart is in fact a portal to the darkest depths of hell.

[Dallas-Dakota]

That's because Walmart is in fact a portal to the darkest depths of hell.

We dutch don't have Walmart's, but I'm pretty sure we have portals to the darkest depths of hell.......

[EmeraldRose]

That's because Walmart is in fact a portal to the darkest depths of hell.

It is. It really really is. And yet everything is so cheap...and shiny....and...cheap. Which is what we needed. When you can get all the school supplies on your list for less than 10 bucks it's worth it to deal with the masses that are seemingly endlessly drifting thru the store.

[ColonelFuster]

But can you live with the shame of supporting them.