Grave Robbers from Outer Space - game thread

[Shishnarfne]

"If I learned one thing from my uncle, it was not to trust vampires any further than absolutely necessary, Vampiric... Let's see if we can title the movie The Powerful Trail the Peculiar Mummies to their Abyssal Space Lair"

[Fostire]

@ lord rod

1 that was an attempt at llama logic since llama had silliness handed to him

2 it appears youve never played the game grfos and havent seen some of the other things like mom nervous girl bookish girl with no boyfriend and skippy....in the back seat of the car....and some one plays only the virgin survives

3 the games manufaturers made the sequel game skippy's revenge starring skippy the undead wonderdog which auto kills any movie with skippy in it and is a monster

oh yes skippy must die and the janitor once collected 15 props adding a defense of some like 50 points to the movie he was in by himself interestingly enough the player had the prom queen in that movie and again a smart play of only the virgin survives eliminated the power in the hands of the leading player

yes im predjudiced against the janitor and skippy in any grofs game skippy must die and so must the janitor

I stand by my random first day point

[Philistine]

"Umm, excuse me?" A tall man steps forward out of the crowd. He's wearing a coat and tie, but the coat doesn't sit quite right across the shoulders and shows obvious signs of having been mended a few times. "Phil Stanley, hi. Anyway, earlier I think I saw that guy," he points to Shadow, "Nosing around the script book. He could have snatched the missing pages then. Anyway, he looks crazy enough to do nearly anything, don't you think?"

"As for the title, I thought the flyer said the movie was going to be called On the Trail of the Space Mummy: Its Peculiar Powers in its Lair in the Abyss. I just knew that couldn't be the real title though - it's like one of those fakeout titles Lucas likes to use when he's shooting yet another entry in a big franchise. I mean, that can't be the real title... right?" he finishes nervously.

[Shadow]

Misser Stine! Is dat yous? I habbent sheen you shinsh high skoo.
*hic*
Izatta shame jacket you wore in high skool?
*hic*

"I'm sorry sir, you must be mistaken."

Naaaaaaaah! Misser Stine! Phil E. Stine! I knows its yous!
Cummere 'n gimme a hug!

The drunken King of the Winter Carnival stumbles over to Phil and embraces him a little too tightly.

Cut!
Let's fine a part fer Misser Stine!

What are you doing? I'm the one who says cut! I'm the director, not you!

Heh. You suck! I's takin' over!
*hic*

[Philistine]

Phil backs away from the rabid Winter King Person, anxiety mingling with disgust on his face. "I assure you, I'm not this Phil Stine person. I don't even know a Phil Stine."

"Could, ah... could someone drag this crazy person away from me? Please?"

[Shadow]

Oooooh! Yous'a good actor! Dat looked real an evryting! Sombody gimme a scrip fer dis guy.
*hic*
No scrips leff huh? Dats OK. We'll mad-lib it!

Aaaaaaaaaaaand AKSHIN!
*hic*

[Moofin Bard]

Moofin powders her nose while looking around suspiciously at everyone. She knows they all want her role. She glares and points at Griever (random).

You're all out to get me!


The Space Mummy and the Peculiar Power Trail into the Abyss

[TRM]

He wanders onto the set. His bottom half is barely covered by a towel and he wears a garish shirt open to the navel.

"Where's my agent?" He demands angrily, "You're telling me that this... drunk was cast as a king, and that fool of a director didn't even consider me, Señor Superbe?!"

He tramps angrily across the set, interrupting several shots and plants himself firmly in front of Shadow. "I, Señor Superbe, demand that you give up your role as king and give it to me, Señor Superbe!"

((Banjo, reasons already stated.

Peculiar "Trail" Jones and the Space Lair of the Power Mummies... in the Abyss!

Coming this Winter to a Theater Near You))

[UncleWolf]

Bob muttered to himself as he angled the lights towards the stage.
"Fikkin actors. They're all stuck up and so into themselves that they think that its dark in here. 'Specially that Alarra."
"Oh well, at least I'm not the director of this movie. Feel sorry for 'im. Whats the movie called again? Oh, yeah its The Peculiar Trail to the Powerful Abyssal Space Mummys

[Murska]

Is Shadowcaller in?

[Hyozo]

Drake Burr looked around the set and noticed that the other roles included a drunk king, a pregnant Llama, somebody in an obviously rubber demon suit (Jontom Xire), and at least three people who were clearly making fun of how clueless and arrogant actors are perceived as. "Must be a comedy... I guess it's not so bad we lost the script then, Improv is better anyway."

[Dallas-Dakota]

Maybe the pregnant llama should be a mummy? The cookiemonster suggests.

[Zar Peter]

A title, a title... when I'm thinking how easy my mummy always found my hideouts...

Mummy's peculiar power of finding the space in the trail which leads to the lair at the abyss.

And the director didn't give me any advice? And what shall I do now? Ah, well, I think I play with the lights... and I point at Fin. He should attend in the end, shouldn't he?

Sorry about the pun, sometimes I can't resist...

[TwoBitWriter]

"Excuse me, is this the set for Space Mummies: The Peculiar Power Trail to the Abyssal Lair?"

I was here to deliver flowers for the Graveyard scene... Can anyone tell me where the Director is so I can drop these off?"

Looks around, shudders when he sees Atreyu the Masked LLama. "What a creepy get-up..."

[Shadow]

He tramps angrily across the set, interrupting several shots and plants himself firmly in front of Shadow. "I, Señor Superbe, demand that you give up your role as king and give it to me, Señor Superbe!"

Do me a fabor, senior. Go fine me shome Irish Whishkey. And a little Irish Creme. An while yer attit, put shome coffee innit fer good meashure.
*hic*

I was here to deliver flowers for the Graveyard scene... Can anyone tell me where the Director is so I can drop these off?"

Awww... You shuddent have.
*hic*
You wanna be a moobie shtar? Ican make ya an exra ifya want.
*hic*


and in case you're wondering, I was sick yesterday and it's slow at work today. Don't expect this to be the norm for my posting.

[Mustiado]

*hic*
King uv da Winner Carnival?
*hic*
Ifs you say so lady!

Welcomesh to my... Carnibbles of da Winner!
Ifs you looksh to yer leff, we hash a treat fer ya!
*hic*
The gatewaysh that leadsh From the Peculiar Trail of Power in the Abyss to the Mummy's Space Lair!
*hic*
Yoush dere! Fillish... Philat... Fila... Philistine!
*hic*
I dids it...
You dere! Lead da way fer us!

Holy Crap Shadow. You took almost the exact title I was going to make.

Anyway...

Dashingly Handsome Movie Star Dip Pritchet bolts out of his trailer, in a hurry to make it to his first day on the set!

He runs directly into Shadowcaller

"Ugh! I just finished putting on my face! I'll have to start all over again!"

Whipping his long, flaxen hair over his shoulder, he minces back to his trailer, needing more compound for the blemish now exposed on his nose...

[Dallas-Dakota]

The cookiemonster has decided he will go as Fumbles A.K.A. Senor Vorpal Kickass'o!

Cookie to whoever gets reference first.

V : Indeed. Have a cookie.

[Alarra]

(Weee goblins!)

[Heroic]

point at Fin

[SweetLikeLemons]

Angela Joy nervously emerges from wardrobe, pulling at the hem and neckline of her french maid costume.

Well, gosh, this is a bit skimpy isn't it? I suppose that it's in character and all, but golly, if mama saw me in this getup, she would just have conniptions. Well, I guess it's just good she's not here, then, 'cause Space Mummy III: In the Lair of the Peculiar Power from the Trail to the Abyss is totally going to be my big break. I can just feel it! Oh, heavens! I think I didn't get my dress done up all the was in the back! Mr. androgial, would you mind awfully giving me a hand with this zipper?

[Uncle Festy]

"CUT! Pretty good people, now lets bring the zombies in!"

"Ooh, that's my cue!" Uncle shambles over to Banjo. "So what do I do?"

[PirateMonk]

Philistineandrogial, because blindly following Shadow always turns out great.

[Shadow]

Philistine, because blindly following Shadow always turns out great.

*silently laments the fact that his sig is full*

[Uncle Festy]

@Shadow: You should rotate quotes or something. That's what I do. *points at Quote of the Week*

[androgial]

Angela Joy nervously emerges from wardrobe, pulling at the hem and neckline of her french maid costume.

Well, gosh, this is a bit skimpy isn't it? I suppose that it's in character and all, but golly, if mama saw me in this getup, she would just have conniptions. Well, I guess it's just good she's not here, then, 'cause Space Mummy III: In the Lair of the Peculiar Power from the Trail to the Abyss is totally going to be my big break. I can just feel it! Oh, heavens! I think I didn't get my dress done up all the was in the back! Mr. androgial, would you mind awfully giving me a hand with this zipper?

sure thing miss....*zzzzzzzzzzzzip*

say some of us are throwing a start of filming celebration tonight in the old green house in the back lot. we are going to toast marshmellows eat smores and drink coffe,tea, and soda while singing "kubyah" all night.

join us, please join us....you know you really want to.

[Griever]

((I don't think Fin has pointed yet, and I do NOT want to see Atreyu lynched Day 1, save the llama, he has a baby!!))

[Philistine]

Philistine, because blindly following Shadow always turns out great.

"WHAT?!" Phil spins to face the new voice chiming in. "Are you MAD, man? You can clearly see that fellow is drunk as a skunk - and he's probably crazy on top of that! Why on Earth would you ever follow HIS lead in anything?"

[Helgraf]

Philestine, cause I don't really want the LLama to die - I mean, who would raise the LLamalings?

[smellie_hippie]

Philestine, cause I don't really want the LLama to die - I mean, who would raise the LLamalings?

You sir, are scary and hilarious in ways that Clive Barker and Bozo the Clown never imagined possible...

[Shadow]

I've never played a WW game, but I've read the rules and I'd like to give it a try.

Sorry Androgial, but you're closest in votes, and I can never bring myself to kill the new guy, whose votes are piling up fast.