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2012-03-21, 09:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Unfortunately they probably don't have the emergancy formal attire like that one bar, which I can't find in the archives. At any rate, I persume things will go well from here on - one of the worse imaginable things happened already, so they can check it off on the screw-up list and focus on the better ones.
In a war it doesn't matter who's right, only who's left.
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2012-03-21, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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- Arizona
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Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Proud dictator of the miko fan club
If you wanna be cool and join the Miko Fan Club,
just put Miko in your sig and make up a position!
Ambitious lieutenant of the Miko Mafia
nuclear physicist of the Hinjo fan club
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2012-03-21, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- The Valley of Salt Lake
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2012-03-21, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Xin-Shalast
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2012-03-21, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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- Germany
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Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Ph come on guys, of course I was exaggerating. I have no idea how I'd react but since I don't like my female friends getting hurt by some jerks I don't think I'd think different if I ever have a daughter. If possible I'd at least check if they are alright tight enough before I'd allow her dating them... but knowing kids today I don't think I'd ever know before it's too late (So I'd have to go to the guys place after he hurt my daughter and teach him then )
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2012-03-21, 10:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- right behind you
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
I had this mental image of myself REALLY confusing some poor bastard who came by to take my daughter out on a date. I would sit him down, bring in the shovel, then proceed to awkwardly read "the shovel speech" off a notebook page, with all sorts of strange emphasis as if I have no idea how this is supposed to go, or even what its supposed to mean. Imagine reading a speech in a language you dont understand to someone who does. It would be like that, only without mangled pronunciation.
"Ok, um, Billy. I just wanted, to let you know that, I have a shovel," /shakes shovel in his hand without looking up from the paper "and an, acre of, land. I know how to, bury the bodies, and I am not, afraid, to go back to, prison. Give him an evil smile. Oh wait, that was a stage direction." /gives Billy a bad attempt at an evil smile "So do, we understand each, other billy?""Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2012-03-22, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- NYC
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2012-03-22, 01:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Xin-Shalast
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Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
....Honestly I'm surprised her butt was small enough to do that. I don't exactly have a very womanly figure and I've got pretty stereotypical non-hips, and I'd be hard-pressed to fall into one.
And apparently Faye has even worse vision than I do. And I frequently impress those I know with how bad my eyesight is.
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2012-03-22, 07:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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- In the mind.
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2012-03-22, 09:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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- Germany
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2012-03-22, 11:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
I don't get the whole seat up/seat down thing. Seriously, who leaves the lid up? You have any idea how much stuff comes out of there when you flush?
Play your character, not your alignment.
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2012-03-22, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Might be another american only thing, I don't really know. I know that over here it's usually customary to close both lids when you're done, and open the ones you need yourself. From what I know from american TV shows its not necessarily the case there.
Seriously why should it be only the guys job to check the lid all the time and the woman can just blindly assume without checking that its alright and get angry when not?
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2012-03-22, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Xin-Shalast
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Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
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2012-03-22, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- right behind you
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2012-03-22, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
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2012-03-22, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2009
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- The cyberpunk present
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2012-03-22, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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- California, USA
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2012-03-22, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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- Das Kapital
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2012-03-22, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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- Arizona
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Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Seriously though, why do most guys pee standing up with regular toilets? Then you have to lift your seat and pay some attention and you can't play angry birds at all!
Proud dictator of the miko fan club
If you wanna be cool and join the Miko Fan Club,
just put Miko in your sig and make up a position!
Ambitious lieutenant of the Miko Mafia
nuclear physicist of the Hinjo fan club
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2012-03-22, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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- California, USA
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2012-03-22, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Xin-Shalast
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2012-03-22, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- NYC
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Also, many guys have some sort of subconscious thing going on concerning height. For the most part, we like being high up. Of it were possible (or, at the very least, not messy) to perform other excretory actions while standing, we probably would.
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2012-03-22, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- Sydney
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Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
I've used Zaftig to describe myself for years. My dictionary says it means "desirably plump and curvaceous"
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2012-03-22, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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- Das Kapital
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2012-03-22, 09:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- right behind you
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2012-03-22, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Xin-Shalast
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2012-03-23, 07:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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- Germany
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Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Yeah, that what I'd guess. It sounds a bit German (as with many jiddish words), related to "saftig" (juicy), which is uncommon, but one could use it to describe a curvy woman. (Hayven't heard anyone use it in that way forever, though) And it's meant in a nice way, most of the time.
Also: The cake is real!
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2012-03-23, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- The Primus Imperium
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2012-03-25, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2007
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Ooh, brown chicken brown cow!
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2012-03-26, 01:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2011
Re: Questionable Content 4: Attack of the 60-Inch AnthroPC
Dang, I think I just started shipping Martin & Lt. Potter. Now, is the Earthman drunk enough to get his Captain Kirk on without going emonova?