Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180

[Elemental]

ION: I am finding it increaisngly hard to bleieve that teal is actually blue. This is a conspiracy on the part of the mattress makers and the NRA. And the cobblers. EVEN THE PEACH CRUMBLE

Well... It's half blue and half green...
So, one could say it's both blue and green?

[AtlanteanTroll]

In case it helps the puzzle any, Sheep is 3 years younger than me. Ish.

[AsteriskAmp]

Sulphur, Carbon and Ammonium Nitrate? No acid there, how does that op... OH! Right, gunpowder!

Seriously, I did A-level chemistry. I'm ashamed of how long it took me to work that one out.

They don't teach how to make the fun stuff there though. Water, Salt, Bicarbonate, Nitric and Sulphuric Acid and some glycerine (all mixed on an ice filled bathtub) for epic fun!

[Warning! do not try at home, ever, may cost you an eye. No instructions provided for forum goers safety.]

ION: I am finding it increaisngly hard to bleieve that teal is actually blue. This is a conspiracy on the part of the mattress makers and the NRA. And the cobblers. EVEN THE PEACH CRUMBLE

Well, every colour is going to be either red, yellow/green or blue saturated and mixed to certain degree mainly because of how light works. Teal is unlikely to be red or yellow, so it is a given saturation of either green or blue mixed with one of the other primary colours.

[MoonCat]

Yha, I meant to say "too bad Moonie isn't here". I have no idea why I didn't spell it right at all.

Also, we know because he recently just postted a picture of him with a plush hippo toy on his head. And also a picture of him hugging it, looking all like a super model.

I think I may join you, hehe

RIght. Your brain went wonky. I blame the mattress people!

Cobra just showed them to me. Which reminds me. TEDDY MARRY ME

<shoves off> Get out of my bed lady! I'm preoccupied!

Well... It's half blue and half green...
So, one could say it's both blue and green?

Sneaky. Well played Elemental.

ION: I voluntarily decided to succumb to the crazy I've been holding back. THIS IS AWEOSME.

[LaZodiac]

RIght. Your brain went wonky. I blame the mattress people!

Cobra just showed them to me. Which reminds me. TEDDY MARRY ME

<shoves off> Get out of my bed lady! I'm preoccupied!

Sneaky. Well played Elemental.

ION: I voluntarily decided to succumb to the crazy I've been holding back. THIS IS AWEOSME.

Hey, he's (one of) my artists, hands off

I meant my own bed, silly. This too shall be blamed on the matress company, I assume.

[MoonCat]

Hey, he's (one of) my artists, hands off

I meant my own bed, silly. This too shall be blamed on the matress company, I assume.

No. Too cute, he's mine now. You may have the hippo.

THEY CONJOINED OUR BEDS??? THE BASTARDS!

[LaZodiac]

No. Too cute, he's mine now. You may have the hippo.

THEY CONJOINED OUR BEDS??? THE BASTARDS!

Why can't we just share? Afterall, if there is enough of ME to go around, there certaintly should be the same for the others

The bed situation would certainly help with that, hehe

[Mutant Sheep]

In case it helps the puzzle any, Sheep is 3 years younger than me. Ish.

WHAT PUZZLE? *scans last two pages frantically because why not*

There is no puzzle.

[Coidzor]

Ok, I gotta admit, that sounds cool.

I'm not sure what you mean by "not alone" either Moonie. I think I meant to say "I wish Moonie was here so she could laugh at this situation".

Also, yes, Teddy is very handsome. I'm actually inclined to use a more femanine term, if only because it's clear even the guys want him.

Cobra x Teddy OTP. Just kidding

Indeed. I just get this awesome picture of a steampunk mad scientist shouting "Come Zodi, we must make Lazors!" With like, zeppelins and airships in the background and such.

So Teddy is purdy, eh?

He's pretty. But in a manly way. There really isn't one word that encompasses that, unfortunately.


...also, I'm expecting a drawing of a snake wrapped around a teddy bear now. =3

Sounds more like yummy, I think, but then that gets a bit kinky.

Sulphur, Carbon and Ammonium Nitrate? No acid there, how does that op... OH! Right, gunpowder!

Seriously, I did A-level chemistry. I'm ashamed of how long it took me to work that one out.

I thought it was Potassium Nitrate myself.

[LaZodiac]

Indeed. I just get this awesome picture of a steampunk mad scientist shouting "Come Zodi, we must make Lazors!"

So Teddy is purdy, eh?

Lets make science!

And yes he is. It's one of the few times I've ever seen...anything, really, and had my jaw literally drop, no understatement.

Also I realize Teddy will probably find this all very embarassing in the morning when he reads all of this.

[MoonCat]

Why can't we just share? Afterall, if there is enough of ME to go around, there certaintly should be the same for the others

The bed situation would certainly help with that, hehe

Wihch reminds me, LaLa, Cobra jsut said you two were dating. WHAT.

And no, Teddy is all mine now. I'll even have Bast be nice to Elden for an in-game week, which is like, a year of our time.

No cheating on Cobra!

[LaZodiac]

Wihch reminds me, LaLa, Cobra jsut said you two were dating. WHAT.

And no, Teddy is all mine now. I'll even have Bast be nice to Elden for an in-game week, which is like, a year of our time.

No cheating on Cobra!

Well to be fair, Bast IS currently feeling happier then normal becuase of the Shadowfell, so it's not without the realm of possibility.

[Coidzor]

Lets make science!

Most effective pickup line I've had used on me yet, haha. I was thinking there had to be room for a lazor light show too, haha.

And yes he is. It's one of the few times I've ever seen...anything, really, and had my jaw literally drop, no understatement.

Oh myyy. Also, oh my. Did he post these in the You Thread or was this just a private communique?

[LaZodiac]

Most effective pickup line I've had used on me yet, haha. I was thinking there had to be room for a lazor light show too, haha.



Oh myyy. Also, oh my. Did he post these in the You Thread or was this just a private communique?

He posted them here. Search for fleece because he was talking about his fleece jacket that he was showing off in the pictures.

[Cobra_Ikari]

He posted them here. Search for fleece because he was talking about his fleece jacket that he was showing off in the pictures.

Page 46, IIRC. It's plus shaped and in a spoiler.

[MoonCat]

And yes he is. It's one of the few times I've ever seen...anything, really, and had my jaw literally drop, no understatement.

Yeah. <coughs>

Well to be fair, Bast IS currently feeling happier then normal becuase of the Shadowfell, so it's not without the realm of possibility.

Is there any chance you can do a resurgence of that almost incurable lust Bast had earlier? Now I have information that may prove for it to be more.. entertaining.

[AsteriskAmp]

I thought it was Potassium Nitrate myself.

I now realise I mixed up good old ANFO with black powder. Yes, it's Potassium Nitrate, Ammonium Nitrate is used with Diesel to make ANFO, much more powerful, much more risky.

[Warning: Ammonium Nitrate is dangerous by itself, I believe it is a regulated substance and as such not easily acquirable, but I repeat, do not acquire Ammonium Nitrate unless you know what you are doing. Also, ANFO proportions and methodology of production are not written down for forumers safety.]

[Mutant Sheep]

He posted them here. Search for fleece because he was talking about his fleece jacket that he was showing off in the pictures.

I had to go searching for it myself, so I feel like reposting this hotness a civic duty.

I have a very intimate relationship to fleece jackets (not that intimate, though), and I'm currently wearing the one I got for my last birthday, which is even softer and warmer than my previous favourite (which I accidently burned holes into). It's like a neverending soft hug, and I like that. :3
Here's a 4in1-picture-cross-thing of me in a my second to favourite fleece jacket (one of my warmest, and it's the darkest in colour for when I need a bit of a toned down attire) I posted in the You thread a few days ago, in case you haven't already seen it:

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/feels goooooood

[LaZodiac]

Yeah. <coughs>

Is there any chance you can do a resurgence of that almost incurable lust Bast had earlier? Now I have information that may prove for it to be more.. entertaining.

I'm unsure, since I've already done the rolls and know the results that will happen. Really curious as to what you're thinking of though, maybe you should get online so we can discuss it

[MoonCat]

I'm unsure, since I've already done the rolls and know the results that will happen. Really curious as to what you're thinking of though, maybe you should get online so we can discuss it

We're currently on playground.beta. Discussing how hot Teddy is, and other things...

[Coidzor]

Ah. ANFO is bad news, yeah.

Also, that's some hippopotamus. Teddy could be a model, all right.

[AsteriskAmp]

Ah. ANFO is bad news, yeah.

Incredibly stable but insanely powerful.

Also, that's some hippopotamus. Teddy could be a model, all right.

Agreed on both accounts.

[Logic]

Question: How long should you expect the flavor of gum to last? I bought a pack of a new flavor, and thought it didn't last very long. Later, I decided to test my theory, only to discover from the moment I began chewing to the moment I discovered I could no longer tell what the flavor of my gum was to begin with, only 11 minutes had elapsed.

So, what are your expectations? How long SHOULD the flavor of gum last?

[Elemental]

Question: How long should you expect the flavor of gum to last? I bought a pack of a new flavor, and thought it didn't last very long. Later, I decided to test my theory, only to discover from the moment I began chewing to the moment I discovered I could no longer tell what the flavor of my gum was to begin with, only 11 minutes had elapsed.

So, what are your expectations? How long SHOULD the flavor of gum last?

Longer than you expect.
I personally don't chew gum, but my Mum told me that when the flavour runs out, it actually hasn't run out, your brain has merely adjusted to the constant signal of gum flavour and stopped paying attention.
It's also the same reason we can't taste our own saliva.

[LOTRfan]

That actually makes a lot of sense. It would also explain why (to me, at least) gum with multiple layers tend to last a little longer.

[Dimonite]

My brand of peppermint gum has minty freshness that lasts for hours on end.

[Heliomance]

They don't teach how to make the fun stuff there though. Water, Salt, Bicarbonate, Nitric and Sulphuric Acid and some glycerine (all mixed on an ice filled bathtub) for epic fun!

[Warning! do not try at home, ever, may cost you an eye. No instructions provided for forum goers safety.]

What does that one do?

Why can't we just share? Afterall, if there is enough of ME to go around, there certaintly should be the same for the others

Oh. Oh my.

I thought it was Potassium Nitrate myself.

Saltpetre used to be made from urine, so ammonium would make more sense. I don't remember though.

[AsteriskAmp]

What does that one do?

Water, Salt,Nitric Acid, Bicarbonate, Sulphuric Acid and some glycerine (all mixed on an ice filled bathtub) for epic fun!

Saltpetre used to be made from urine, so ammonium would make more sense. I don't remember though.

Ammonium Nitrate is VERY unstable, I don't even know what would happen if you replaced Potassium Nitrate with it, the procedure for black powder involves some rough work with the nitrate, so it would probably explode before it was even a final product. Even the isopropylalcohol method is somewhat scary to try out because ammonium nitrate loves blowing up.

My only contact with Ammonium nitrate was for a very by the book making of certain types of explosives, and even then I treated it like it was landmine, the thing has been known to explode for little to no reason.

[AtlanteanTroll]

We're currently on playground.beta. Discussing how hot Teddy is, and other things...

Link please? Somebody? Anybody?

[Tragic_Comedian]

Well guys, the housing freeze was lifted today, and, according to the e-mail I got, I'll probably be getting a roommate soon. Well, it was fun while it lasted. Maybe he'll have a microwave, though.