Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99

[Lyesmith]

I'd be willing to bet some people would like to see the evil Curly!
(On account of Evil being Sexy. Vamp willow, anyone?)

[Tempest Fennac]

That's really sad, Masato. I know exactly how you feel.

[Cristo Meyers]

It's a . . . persona of mine. Two angelic avvies and many many evil ones. Good Curly is the Curly you think of as Evil.
You. Do. Not. Want. To. See. The. Real. Evil. Curly.

I am both frightened and intrigued at the same time...

[Dallas-Dakota]

I'd like to see the real evil Curly...

Curly, you'l always be cute. Especially when you're angry and talking like that.
*runs for it*

Wait...There's a Good Curly?

Also, I haz a shiny banner now, thanks to Haruki.

That hardly seems like a good action, making a banner for a evil person.....

[Phase]

I salute you, Masato. I had a very similar ordeal back in 2005. I feel your pain.

Also, I just slept for, what, twelve hours? I'm insane!

[Griever]

That hardly seems like a good action, making a banner for a evil person.....

Maybe if we allowed an evil person to make it, it would be worse, so therefore it is a good action?

Is it possible to be inconsistently inconsistent?

[dish]

I'm sorry Masato.

I also buried my dog with her favourite toys and her favourite blanket. And I put flowers on her grave.

It's horrible. (Hug)

[Dallas-Dakota]

Maybe if we allowed an evil person to make it, it would be worse, so therefore it is a good action?

Is it possible to be inconsistently inconsistent?

I know that Magtok would not make it himself.... I think he'd rather run bannerles.... Or something....

Ming!

[Cristo Meyers]

That and evil folk have a habit of using...exotic...ingredients when making things (i.e. the souls of small children).

This way we can be sure that his banner is at least small-children soul-free.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Evil Curly shalt ne'er be seen in this good forum. 'Twould mar the sylvan, gentle and sparkling atmosphere and blight the peoples who frequent this rare haven.

[Oregano]

In other words, Curly may be evil but she loves us too much.

EDIT:Hmm, Thursday, Family Guy and American Dad tonight...woo

[Lord Magtok]

That hardly seems like a good action, making a banner for a evil person.....

Actually, it is a good action. With my shiny banner, I'm going to be preoccupied with winning a silly contest, giving me less time in my busy villain schedule to do ebil things, like kick puppies and hold the world hostage with an army of thermonuclear spinach.

In other words, Curly may be evil but she loves us too much.

Yay!

[Jibar]

Heh.
Aw, man.

I've been looking back over all the thread's I've made in Friendly Banter.
Some of it is just ridiculous. My cure for Global Warming, my two threads of outpour about college, the last thread I made when my parents left...
Oh...
Huh...

...



Edit: Oh Christ that's actually got me teared up now. What the hell is up with my emotions lately...

[CurlyKitGirl]

Actually, it is a good action. With my shiny banner, I'm going to be preoccupied with winning a silly contest, giving me less time in my busy villain schedule to do ebil things, like kick puppies and hold the world hostage with an army of thermonuclear spinach.

You're not ebil very often. You need to set aside a certain amount of time each day to fulfil your ebil attitude and fulfil what I said about you in your campaign speech. Fail and you shall perish in the horror that is Teletubbies, The Tweenies, Bratz (unclean!), Barbie (O how I am soiled with dreaded evil!) and far worse. Such as all the Barbie Movies consecutively.

Yay!

Yes. You should celebrate.

[Oregano]

We have to praise Curly or she's unleash her evilness upon the playground.

Praise be to Curly.

That's my favourite smiley now.

[Cristo Meyers]

We have to praise Curly or she's unleash her evilness upon the playground.

Don't most people here do that anyway?

[Oregano]

Yer, but I'm trying to convince the non-believers.

I want a new LoK after making my avatar.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yer, but I'm trying to convince the non-believers.

Sorry, I don't worship her. I just crush on her.

I mean, I worship enough already, and they take up my time to. Cookiemanjaro...Echowinds.....

[Phase]

I want a new LoK after making my avatar.

LoK? What's that?

Also, I wonder what contests will be after evil-good, Law-Chaos?

I hope it's celestial body itp

[Oregano]

Legacy of Kain, i meant a new game.

that would be awesome, but I don't know many celestial bodies, maybe go for betelgeuse.

[Dallas-Dakota]

LoK? What's that?

Also, I wonder what contests will be after evil-good, Law-Chaos?

I hope it's celestial body itp

I know Herman said he'd go for law-chaos after this one, but I cannot find where.

[Dr. Bath]

How bout the bear? That's cool. Or Neptune.

@Jibar: Aww we wub roo too. *squeezes* Ooops. Sorry. *pushes chocolate sauce back in*

@Curly: it was the fast tempo 'lectronic type as opposed to the cymbals and stringed instrument version. Although I can play the double bass well enough to provide a baseline for an impromptu jazz band. (mainly to keep me away from the piano. My playing has been likened to the end of days)

Yay! I also got King Soloman's mines for a pound today. Everything's coming up Bath. except for my hand bleeding. You can stop now you know.

[Phase]

I would run for Evil in the playground, but I don't want to.

[Player_Zero]

I know Herman said he'd go for law-chaos after this one, but I cannot find where.

Bagzee Chaotic in the Playground.

Also, where did your head go, Phase?

[dish]

Also, where did your head go, Phase?

I guess it's a new moon?

Also, P_Z - you seem more chipper, are you feeling better?

[Lyesmith]

Where didn't it go?
WOOF!
Blackadder, anyone?

[Player_Zero]

All right men, let's do-oo-oo it!

And yeah, I'm feeling a bit better. The doctor said to come back if it gets worse...

[dish]

And yeah, I'm feeling a bit better. The doctor said to come back if it gets worse...

That seems...a tad unhelpful.

[Player_Zero]

Meh. If the doctor doesn't think it warrants any particular action at the minute then I'm sure he knows better than I.

I mean, he had a stethoscope and everything. What do I have? Nothing, that's what.

[CurlyKitGirl]

@Curly: it was the fast tempo 'lectronic type as opposed to the cymbals and stringed instrument version. Although I can play the double bass well enough to provide a baseline for an impromptu jazz band. (mainly to keep me away from the piano. My playing has been likened to the end of days)

Yay! I also got King Soloman's mines for a pound today. Everything's coming up Bath. except for my hand bleeding. You can stop now you know.

Well, as you shall find out in *counts fingers* nine days I am entirely unmusical, so good for you. Although I can play part of Kije's March on the piano.

And I got the Complete Works of William Shakespeare for 50p! Although it was about six months ago. Ooh, I know: the complete La Morte d'Arthur for £1. But I want King Solomon's Mines too. Chalk up another book.
So that, along with Sons and Lovers, Cold Comfort Farm, Tess of the d'Urbervilles and Strange Fate brings my Wanted Books list to a solid sixty.
I wish I was richer.
Oh well. Congratumalations on your great luck!