Coplantor's Completly Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109

[Kaelaroth]

I liked Cassius. Purely 'cause the guy who made him had a funky-beard. And beards were cool, in my eyes, at the time.

[Rutskarn]

Bah! Do you have a diamond coated axe blade? I think not!

I've got one!

Hm. Wait.

No, sorry. I hocked it to get this sweet hat.

[Kneenibble]

Cassius?
As in LONGINUS?!?!
Traitor to the Empire!!!

Are kumquats any good, Mr. Dr. Bath? You know what other wierd fruit is awesome?MeThe sapoda.

[Rutskarn]

So I've succumbed to the evil that is the shipping thread. In fact, I've probably missed the entire point. Or maybe I just saw a niche that was left unfulfilled.

Wasn't some vile knave going to do PZ and the Rutster at some point?

Thus scarring the psyches of innocent playgrounders even further, and prompting a campaign of gruesome revenge?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Cassius?
As in LONGINUS?!?!
Traitor to the Empire!!!

Are kumquats any good, Mr. Dr. Bath? You know what other wierd fruit is awesome?MeThe sapoda.

Great...you started about fruit.....

*starts night-dreaming about strawberries and pineapples*

Dey be delicious...But there aren't any in the house, thenk you very much Nibble.

[Coidzor]

Wasn't some vile knave going to do PZ and the Rutster at some point?

Thus scarring the psyches of innocent playgrounders even further, and prompting a campaign of gruesome revenge?

I do believe someone called dibs on that... I think... Hmm. I hope someone called dibs on that and we didn't just assume that someone would go ahead and do it.

Hmm, now what's a good petname other than Ruts or the Rutster... we've already got Cero and Peezy for PZ....

Edit: Maybe Rootsy? Rootsie sort of like tootsie..hmm....not that Roots is bad...

[Kneenibble]

Their children are called Rutskellingtons.
Edit: Personally, I'd call him Rutsky. Or Rrrutsky, not a rhotive but a little rawr, like in grrrl power.
Edit2: Mr. Dakota, I suggest thou get thee to a fruitery. Wouldst thou be a breeder of pippins? Is there apple in your eye?!

[Kaelaroth]

Their children are called Rutskellingtons.

I want one! I want one!
*jumps up and down*

[Coidzor]

Good one, with that little name. I like it.

Hmm, now how far back were we discussing all of that anyway? Seems like it was almost weeks ago.


...I find myself wondering how british people talk

V: Well, it's more like... I dunno, I just get the feeling I wouldn't be able to do Cero justice if it came time to do more than a bit dialogue as a preface to a snog-fest.

I don't know! *weeps*

[Thufir]

Wasn't some vile knave going to do PZ and the Rutster at some point?

Thus scarring the psyches of innocent playgrounders even further, and prompting a campaign of gruesome revenge?

Before anyone can do anything of the sort, you need to give us your permission. What you say here might be taken as implied permission, but official would be good. The list in the first post hasn't been updated for ages, by the way.

Regarding dibs: No-one called dibs to my recollection, and dibs have little or no significance in such a matter anyway. You want to write it, you write it. As long as it doesn't break the rules.

@^: You've been hanging around in RB for a while now. How do you not know how British people talk?

[Groundhog]

Technically, hanging around here will only tell him how British people type. If he's wondering about the British accent...

[Rutskarn]

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I...

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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. It drove it insane.

I think I need some time to articulate exactly the degree of...

...

Hm.

Ia! Ia! Rutskellington f'taghn!

[Coidzor]

Err.. uh... Did I do that?!

Errr... Whoops!

[Kneenibble]

Well, to be fair, I am absolutely no good example of how Canadian people talk.

That was
breathtaking, Coidzillus.
I thank you. Negasmic.

[Lyesmith]

...I find myself wondering how british people talk

We talk like this.

[Rutskarn]

Okay. I've given it some thought, and I think I've found a way to fully encapsulate my feelings.

Spoiler

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FRAAAAGHABLAGAUGHREEAARRGHHVEEEURGE.

WABBAGRAGHERK.

[Lyesmith]

Okay. I've given it some thought, and I think I've found a way to fully encapsulate my feelings.

Spoiler

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FRAAAAGHABLAGAUGHREEAARRGHHVEEEURGE.

WABBAGRAGHERK.

...And how does that make you Feel?
*Peers over his glasses, notepad at the ready*

[Rutskarn]

...And how does that make you Feel?
*Peers over his glasses, notepad at the ready*

Well, doctor, I sometimes feel as if WHAAGRUGGH. FRRAGAASHEAARG.

And that scares me, a little.

[Coidzor]

I certainly hope it was breathtaking in a good way, thank you. You're welcome if it was, sorry if it wasn't.

But... What's a Negasmic?

I'm starting to get the feeling I did a bad thing....

V: Well, thank you very much then, sirrah.

[Kneenibble]

Yes, in a good way!
Negasmic is an adjective -- its root is negasm. Which I had when I read your story. Study Mr. Aziraphthalo's video well, by the way, it seems quite accurate to me.

Love the reaction, Rutsky.

[Rutskarn]

I certainly hope it was breathtaking in a good way, thank you. You're welcome if it was, sorry if it wasn't.

Let me start by saying that in terms of writing skill, it was quite good.

In terms of whispering dark, twisting words in a terrifying cant, breaking my will, shattering my courage and snapping what precious sanity I have like a feeble, decayed bone under the jaws of a hungry wolf, it was very successful.

[Coidzor]

Ah. Well, as long as it wasn't the dialogue that did it to you.

I was starting to think I'd never be able to finish and post it due to the horrible dialogue problems. And realizing that Rutskarn hadn't actually given permission for such things to exist... <_< >_>

Any preferences when it comes to love-seats? I was thinking a nice dark red velvet cake sort of thing.

[Rutskarn]

Ah. Well, as long as it wasn't the dialogue that did it to you.

I was starting to think I'd never be able to finish and post it due to the horrible dialogue problems. And realizing that Rutskarn hadn't actually given permission for such things to exist... <_< >_>

Any preferences when it comes to love-seats? I was thinking a nice dark red velvet cake sort of thing.

Well, when we're talking couches, I've always felt that WAUGAGRAFF. JIAAARGGH.

Sorry, this might take a few days to wear AUGGHF.

[Groundhog]

Sounds like you've been hit on the head one too many times...

[Coidzor]

Hmm... Y'know, I think this might be what being evil feels like...

...It kinda feels good.

[Rutskarn]

Hmm... Y'know, I think this might be what being evil feels like...

...It kinda feels good.

You think that's what evil FEELS like?

FEELS like?

[Lyesmith]

You think that's what evil FEELS like?

FEELS like?

Silky soft on your skin.

[Coidzor]

It also tastes kinda delicious in a sickly sort of way that makes sure to let me know that I'll get a cavity and cancer for my trouble, but it'll be an interesting trip down sickness lane....

And it's so easy when you're evil...

So what do you say, do you delve further down into the rabbit hole?

[Phase]

Hmm... Y'know, I think this might be what being evil feels like...

...It kinda feels good.

Evil IS the perfect solution to any and all problems...

[Coidzor]

I know... I think I'm losing my grip on my tenuous CN worldview already...

...it's....Addictive... Especially the evil laugh...gotta have me some of that evil laugh.

So, should I post it?