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2009-02-27, 12:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 12:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-02-27, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
The souls of damned students are bound by their grasshopper-minded loans, anyways, not their papers.
Plus, the carbon footprint of the burnt offering would be much too deep. The papers could be shredded, mixed with nitrogen-rich garbage from the cafeterias, and made into fresh earth over the summer. Imagine! Ashes to ashes, (bull)**** to ****.
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2009-02-27, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-02-27, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
No... I'm fairly sure maths essays and research papers are prisons for innumerable unfortunate souls. I think the method of their capture involves finding someone who knows nothing about maths and exposing them to the more complex of calculations in order to shock the soul out of the body and then you bottle it, freeze it, smash it up and melt it into your pen ink while you write your paper.
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2009-02-27, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
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2009-02-27, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
I can't be sure what Kneenibble intended by "grasshopper-minded loans", but as my mental image unfolded as a swarm of financier-faced locusts landing on the stubs of ten thousand paychecks and nibbling at the edges, I like it! It's as spicy as John Irving once managed to coin, when describing the fallout of a humiliation, a face turning "like a lawsuit" to witness it. Finally I could see why reviews of Irving called him a contemporary Charles Dickens--and how I could be grateful for reading the same talent for an incisive description from someone who knew how to cut his word count.
Jack Squat, lemme see if I'm reading this properly. That undetectable ship there--fantasy of a thousand sea smugglers--can't be sold? What's wrong with it other than the immobility of its dock?Last edited by Quincunx; 2009-02-27 at 12:56 PM.
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2009-02-27, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
It can't be given away because no one wants the dock. They probably know they can't maintain it or sell it to someone who can.
I suggest some of the Cali members pick it up so us playgrounders can up the 4chan party van.
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2009-02-27, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-02-27, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-02-27, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Well, my leg feels better, my mom got out of surgery and sounds great, and I have some free time.
Day turned out alright.
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2009-02-27, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
:BIGSCREAMINGHABDADS!!:
:stunned:
My . . .
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My . . . French coursework is due in on Monday . . . My Medieval History coursework was set today and the deadline is one week earlier than I planned . . . My Lang coursework is due in the same day as the history coursework . . . My Classics coursework is due in on the same day as my Lit coursework: two days after my birthday.
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My January results come out on the 12th . . .
Twenty six days of hell await me.
Plus I'm helping six people now with various Lit courseworks and two for Classics.
[/stunnedlitany]
On the plus side/And worst of all:
I'll have done two - thirds (plus AS level) for three of my A Levels meaning I'm going to roughly know what I need to get for an A.
Maaaaaaah.
Also:
In Lit we ended up talking about homoeroticism, homoerotic images of twincestual necrophilia and baby stew fed to the father.
And I'm going to read the Bible after Paradise Lost.
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2009-02-27, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Wonderful Things of Today
1. I had a conversation with my English teacher about how much we both hate 24 Hour News services.
2. I managed to avoid having to explain undone homework by literally hiding under the table. As soon as she turned around, I just ducked and she had no clue. It was brilliant.
3. This then became a class wide hiding from our next teacher in an attempt to surprise her. Sadly she didn't come become because she was ill...
4. ...which got explained to me when I came across her on my way home. Had she actually shown up, she was so out of it she would have never found us.
5. Oh yeah, and there's the whole MIDNIGHT SCREENING OF WATCHMEN! Gonna be one of the first people in the country to see it.
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2009-02-27, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
What day's your birthday again, Koorli? 'tisn't on your profile & I can't remember. If it's shortly I have got to think of something for you...
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2009-02-27, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-02-27, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-02-27, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 02:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2009-02-27, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-02-27, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-27, 02:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-02-27, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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