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Thread: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
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2009-09-13, 03:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
Or even the VxBelkar one.
You know... The weird thing is, I used that exact expression (or, to be more precise, "...the universe gained a level of Ranger and took Vaarsuvius as a Favoured Enemy") in one of my V-apologist debates back in the day. Either this is a hilarious convergence of alike-thinking great minds, or some people have been reading my 1000000-word verbose essays a lot more closely than I would have wished for their mental health....
Maybe the Linear Guild will find out and manipulate V into their ranks thanks to this information... (Or V will give up arcane power forever.)Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-09-13, 04:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
One doesn't need to be a fellow arcanist to be able to empathise or even sympathise with V's quest for power, I think. Especially given that, as far as we can deduce, V pursues power not as an end in itself but because he believes it can solve problems. ("...If arcane power cannot solve a problem such as this, then I should never have left my family to seek it out....")
You know, my pet idea of V's past is that he was at first interested in magic purely for its own sake, but around the time he came into Aandy's apprenticeship his parents were tragically killed in something that could have been prevented by magic... (maybe a black dragon killed them? Dun dun dunn! :D) ...thus driving him to pursue magic as the ultimate problem-solving tool. His parents being dead would explain why he hung around in Aandy's ivory tower after finishing his apprenticeship, too.
But yeah, tough luck with Kyrie. Kind of sad that he married (and apparently fell in love with) someone who thought so little of his life's dream.
You must mean VxRedcloak (or you thought I meant VxRedcloak xD), but yeah... though I'm hard-pressed to imagine how V could be "served" while imprisoned in Azure City... XD
Where do you think I picked up this expression?
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That would make Vaarsuvius even more of a tragic character. To think she (if I recall correctly my reading of spoilers) was not even supposed to be in the strip to begin with.
But yeah, tough luck with Kyrie. Kind of sad that he married (and apparently fell in love with) someone who thought so little of his life's dream.
Yay! I'm contributing to culture! A hilariously disturbing pseudo-cult-crackfic-culture of shamelessly obsessed V-apologists, but still....Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-09-13, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Holy crap, I've been gone a while. Stupid school. What'd I miss?
My mate is suing for divorce. And full custody of the children.
*smirks evilly and goes off to nurse rabid V/Belkar, V/Aarindarius, and V/Redcloak bunnies*Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2009-09-13 at 08:44 AM.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-09-13, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-13, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
With Aarindarius.
Uh, I might actually try that one someday. Someday.
Edit: Oops, sorry, I didn't see the "I'm getting the idea of writing" part when I first posted.
You're forgetting the possible Inkyrius pairings!
But I have to admit that I actually felt sad for V when I read "My mate is suing for divorce. And full custody of the children." It's just...I don't know.
Edit 2: If it's not too much to ask, would anyone mind making an avatar/banner for the Aandy/Kyrie/V thing I posted a couple of pages earlier?Last edited by Saeyan; 2009-09-13 at 09:20 AM.
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
"I'm getting the idea of writing" doesn't mean it necessarily will, and it certainly doesn't mean nobody else can. Go for it!
Can you imagine if Kyrie/Aandy became canon?
But I have to admit that I actually felt sad for V when I read "My mate is suing for divorce. And full custody of the children." It's just...I don't know.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-09-13 at 09:30 AM.
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2009-09-13, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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You feel bad for feeling happy that bad things are happening because you can write fanfic about them?
Edit: I noticed you've put your own Wanted poster in your sig. A bit counter-productive, no?Last edited by Saeyan; 2009-09-13 at 09:43 AM.
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Is anyone good at coding and can put this in a program? So you press a button and it rolls for you? That would be cool, rather than having to keep flicking back and forth between a random number generator and this board.
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I know i'am just a noob herea mad noobcompared to peopleZanrilI think you should keep this Thread on this sub forum.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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2009-09-13, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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VxPompey would be hilarious.
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another banner, inspired by that recent strip.
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2009-09-13, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Random crack pairings roller: http://sgeo.diagonalfish.net/crack_pairings.htm .
I'll remove the parentheses if several people ask.
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
Oh. Dear. Gods.
I just sat here for the last five minutes re-rolling that thing.
It buuuuurnssssss. And I congratulate you.
Here's what I rolled up
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The IFCC + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron?
Julia Greenhilt + Roy's sword??
Redcloak + Jirix??? (I honestly rolled this one!)
Lord Shojo + Argent
...Redcloak + Miko. What.
Lets keep going shall we?
(Gender-switched Vaarsuvius) + The IFCC
Monster in the Dark + Roy's Archon
(Hinjo + Argent) + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Inkyrius + The entire Hobgoblin army
Zz'Dtri + Lord Shojo
Miko + (Roy's sword + Redcloak)
Bone golem Roy + (Gender-switched Julia Greenhilt)
Tsukiko + Vaarsuvius (hey, at least V isn't genderswitched this time)
The really dangerous trap + The Guy with a halberd
The really dangerous trap + O-Chul (true love this one is)
(Soon Kim (incorporeal) + The Snarl) + Vaarsuvius
Belkar + (Vaarsuvius + The oracle)
(Haley + Redcloak) + Xykon
Mr Scruffy + Inkyrius
Zz'Dtri + Monster in the Dark
The really dangerous trap + Teevo
Belkar + Vaarsuvius
((Belkar + (The entire Hobgoblin army + Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might)) + All of the Demon Roaches at once) + Vaarsuvius
Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Miko + Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius + Lord Shojo
Mr. Rodriguez + Zz'Dtri
All of the Demon Roaches at once + Teevo
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2009-09-13, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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ArgentxHaley's Dad
SpoilerIn prison, Haley's Dad shares a cell with a werewolf. Long and messy story short, Haleys Dad found a bestial side of himself and became a werewolf.
On being rescued by the Order, he sets off to rob Hinjo. What he didn't count on was a celestial wolf/guard dog.The fight wakes Hinjo, but by then it's too late. Argent has been transformed into a pregnant werewolf. Hinjo quietly reaches for the brain bleach.Last edited by Shining Sadist; 2009-09-13 at 06:01 PM.
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I'm back! Time to get to work...
*begins to roll dice* Lets see what I've got to work with...
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Redcloak x The Hydra
Sequal to my previous story, perhaps?
Yokyok x Julia Greenhilt
Sadly, that seems too easy...
Yor x Belkar (Aliens made them do it)
Who's Yor, again?
The Eye of Fear and Flame x Haley (French maid costume)
Wasn't he the skull Belkar kidnapped?
Windstriker x Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Miko's horse and who?
Thahn x Durkon (Aliens made them do it)
I don't know who half these people are!
Kazumi x Therkla
Soon Kim (incorporeal) x Haley's Dad x Windstriker (Love/Hate relationship)
*walks away*
Thahn x Thog (Adultery)
Okay, I quit...
Right... So, I don't know who half those characters are... Which pairing(s) should I write out?Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-09-13, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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O-Chul + The IFCC
Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
You should totally do redcloak+miko. It would make win.Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
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2009-09-13, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wait, you want me to write those two pairings? I meant the which of the ones that I rolled should I write.
But if you really want me to, I won't decline a challenge. You want cutesy, stupidly funny, or what?Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-09-13, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ugh, I made a mistake. For table 4, when it should be rolling twice for table 4, it's rolling twice for table 3 instead. Should be fixed now.
Edit: Also fixed the inability to gender-flip table 4 (which just gives a gender-flipped table 3 result). This is why copy/pasting is so bad.
Edit 2: Meaning it's now possible to get (Gender-switched The really dangerous trap) + The Snarl, which I just didLast edited by Sgeo; 2009-09-13 at 05:58 PM. Reason: (Gender-switched The really dangerous trap) + The Snarl
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2009-09-13, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Alright, let's see if I can sort some of this out...
Yor: Remember that guy in armor from the Thieves guild? The one from the Fighter Outreach Program who would shout "Power Attack"? That's Yor.
Eye of Fear and Flame: Yes, that's exactly who it is.
Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron: The three evil magic-users that V did the Soul Splice with.
Thahn: The Paladin that Haley left in charge of The Resistance after she left Azure City
Hope that helps. And personally I'd vote for anything with Haley or TherkalaXKazumi.