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Your local Cleric.
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I guess you just have to have a really oddly shaped fork from the store.
Sort of like this:
I know that this pic isn't really correct because of the center fork prong, but you get my point.Last edited by Aaron; 2009-12-14 at 12:48 PM.
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Yeah, sockets here don't look quite like that although a spork still might work, as long as it wasn't a wooden one. This is veering too far off-topic, even for this thread.
Did anyone notice that the panels in #692 each seemed to have corresponding panels? Eg. Roy and the two animals searching : V trancing and Belkar and Haley searching.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-14 at 01:03 PM.
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We're veering off-topic??
Well, some of the same day time panels (day and night) seem to be corresponding to another, but not all. For example, Roy is in the first and seventh panels, and they are both during the day. But panels one and three seem to be corresponding to eachother.Your local Cleric.
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2009-12-14, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Okay; I think I got my second chapter ready for the V X Darius fic; I think I'm straying OOC for V though.
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“Choke on your useless goddamn magic!” Azurite blood everywhere. On her skin; ON HER HANDS.
“Vaarusuvius!”
“Stay away from us!” Her mate with a stick, staring at her with eyes full of fear; full of loathing.
“Vaarusuvius!”
“Two chumps” The lich fights her; draining her away slowly.
“Wake up!”
“A challenge to my rep?” The lich sends her falling to the ground.
“Please wake up, Vaarsuvius.”
“Fine; flee elf. Run, Run as fast as you can.” The lich mocks her as she runs. All her power and all she could do…was run.
“WAKE UP!”
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Vaarsuvius stared up into her master’s eyes; somehow they had ended up in the same bed. Somehow, as she looked up into his eyes and thought back to her dream, she was happy that he was close by.
“What was wrong with you?”
“Nothing, Darius, it was just a nightmare.”
“Vaarsuvius I’ve had nightmares, but they don’t cut you off to the world. They don’t require me to cast spells to wake you up.”
‘But that would mean you have to go get your master’s help.’ The Fiend’s words resonate in his head.
“Master, it’s nothing, truly it’s nothing.”
‘Once again you lie to me Vaarsuvius, once again you refuse to let me help you, and once again, I question why?’ “Vaarsuvius you can tell me what’s wrong; what’s really wrong, I can help.”
‘What does the think he can do? Our epic slots are replenished.’ Oh right; those two, they had been quite all night.
‘We do not need his help to accomplish anything; If our spells are replenished then we must get going.”
‘Are you sure?’ She was regaining her ability to differentiate the two; that would be Jetron.
‘What do you mean, is she sure? Her teacher isn‘t even epic level ; he wouldn’t be of help against the lich.’
‘What kind of plan did we have when we went after Xykon? We tried hitting him with an Arcane Hammer. We did what he did and we found out he does it better.’
‘So how exactly does Aandarius help out with all of this? He’s not exactly a tactical genius and he hadn’t been an adventure in over century.’
‘He actually gives our host stability which, in turn, helps stabilize us. He provides our host with-’
‘STOP. We will not drag Aandarius into this….we have to accomplish this by ourselves.’ Vaarsuvius looks up at Darius, a kind smile gracing his face as he offered his hand out to her; offered to help. She forced his hand away, “Darius I don’t need help; I thank you for a day I will never forget, but I must be going.” She turned and dashed down the tower stairs.
“Vaarsuvius stop wait!” Darius started to run after her; but his strength, dexterity, and con went down with the years and weren’t quite up to hers.
Vaarsuvius dashed out of the tower with a teleportation spell on her lips with a single thought reverberating in her head, ‘I MUST succeed.’
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Yeah, I sorta put Nale OOC there, but he was bored. And yeah, he poured steaming hot cocoa all over Kyrie to 'warm her up'.Last edited by BatRobin; 2009-12-14 at 04:16 PM.
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
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It's not that Andy didn't Notice it's that he didn't bring it up; things moved rather fast and he was rather...distracted. I'm planning on delving more into Darius's mind during the third chapter; the first two were really to set the story up and after the third we'll be seeing in-chapter perspective shifts as teh story mounts. I'd also like to point out that the two splices still on V are going to be important characters;very important indeed.
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I'm flattered. But why rage? When I read the trance scene, I get more of a sinking feeling in my stomach and feel sad at the things that people are capable of. I understand how someone can feel anger when reading it, but why do you?
This made me think. I had a long depressive episode where I looked at Lolcats to cheer up first, but it made me think.
It also made me stay up with my roommate for a while talking, so that's the sign of good writing.
Maybe that's why I can't get a good V/A chapter out. I get too caught up in the psychological effects that teacher/student relationships often have.
Yet all forms of love have a sexual undertone, whether or not one's willing to acknowledge it. That's just how the chemicals in our brains work. Oxytocin causes bonding and love, but it is also the chemical that causes a want for sexual intimacy. Freud was right when he said that all boys, at least on some subconscious level, want their mothers, but it goes deeper than that. If anyone loves anyone else, even if they aren't aware of it, a part of them wants physical intimacy. (I really should stop reading The Hite Report...)
Does that make it only natural that Aarindarius would want Vaarsuvius? Is this whole thing purely Aandy's fault? Of course he shouldn't have even put sex on the table, but at the same time, Vaarsuvius shouldn't have asked for the kiss. (I'm not blaming Vaarsuvius by any means, but maybe Aandy has a valid excuse for not realizing the damage he was doing.)
But anyway, before I need to scuttle off to Lolcats again, I have a request to make to any and all of the skilled artists here--I'm having a little trouble visualizing how the reunion scene with Redcloak and Tiasal should go, and I think maybe seeing a picture would help jog my creativity and make the writing smoother. Would someone please help me?
And if you don't want to draw, suggestions are good too. Any form of input is great.
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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Can someone make a banner of Girard looking mournfully at an illusion of Kraagor? I'd do it myself, but my mojo's out of whack.
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It's the way the other elf used V's own emotions against her; he didn't just rape her, he made her think it was her own fault. That not the same as hitting someone, or even killing someone in anger, it's a premeditated revenge solely for the sick satisfaction of the person doing it, and that person knows full well what they're doing is wrong. That the other elf even dared to pretend he had the moral high-ground while doing that is what makes me so angry.
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