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2010-02-25, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-02-25, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Two really fast ones, then it's off to do my homework!
Pairing 1! Haley/Crystal/Jenny!
SpoilerCrystal smirked and took a long sip of her drink as she pointed to Haley and Jenny. "No, see, I'd rather have you tied up in Jenny's room"
Both Haley and Jenny visibly started. Haley, however, recovered quickly, retorting with, "Gee, Crystal, that makes me wonder. Is it that you want to be away from me, or that you want to watch?"
Crystal choked and spluttered on her drink as the other thieves laughed, and Jenny said, "Crystal, you got owned."
Hmmm...Tied up in Jenny's room wouldn't be the worst thing in the world...
Haley's Latent Bisexuality! Shut up, sit down, and go back to hiding in the corner!
Pairing 2! Argent/Hinjo/Lien!
SpoilerBelkar was happily enjoying a pastrami sandwich, doing his best to ignore the heavily panting paladin mount right behind him. Finally, Argent's pleading (And repeated attempts to steal the sandwich), got to be too much for Belkar. He was about to kick the smelly oversized mutt off the ship when he got an evilly fantastic idea. Hopefully this pastrami would give a good enough circumstance bonus...
"So, Argent, you want some of this yummy pastrami, don't you?"
"Arf! Arararf!"
"Well, first you have to..."
"HINJO! Argent's humping my leg again! Make him stop!"
"Oh no Lien; not you too! Down! Down Argent! Bad boy!"
"Twelve Gods; I told you to get him neutered!"
...Uhm, so what do you think? I know they're short and crappy.
I think it was when you ran around glomping everything in sight when your two nerd-camp-friends turned up...Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-02-25 at 03:25 PM.
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2010-02-25, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
I think if Tsukiko went for anyone it would be Reg Shoe. They have a similar agenda - Dead Rights.
I laughed at the stories, so they were good for me.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-02-25 at 03:33 PM.
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2010-02-25, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-25, 03:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
OHHH! idea!!!
argent + Lien x Hinjo. event: teleportaition acident mergeing argent and Lien into a doggirl >:D
you know you waaannt tooooo!Avy by Thormag
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2010-02-25, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
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2010-02-25, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
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2010-02-25, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Hermione x V? I am uncurably fascinated, Sereg. Can't wait to see it!
Dude, is your animal companion wolf trying to rip out Starshine's jugular? I'm gonna miss her, but, that is so awesome!
Carrot: ... Vimes is gonna take away her badge for this. Probably.
Not a bad idea; I'm sure a trip to the celestial plane is just a walk in the park for Binky anyway, and it is a shame not breed a horse so fine...
Loved the funny little oneshots, Coffee.
Indeed. Heheh, I just pictured her coming to those meetings he held back in Reaper Man and staring dreamily at him while he tried to play guitar, letting out a contented sigh while some fingers fell off, approaching him after the meeting, blushing, asking if he'd like her to stay and help sew them back on...That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-02-25, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-25, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-25, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-25, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Yeah... Now that I've thought of it, I keep adding details: I seem to remember it saying somewhere in Reaper Man that sometimes Reg would hold "revivals" in the graveyard where he spent the whole time preaching and singing rousing songs in an attempt to convince the buried corpses to stop behaving the way society's told them to and get up and back to living. Now I can see a sympathetic Tsukiko sneaking in ahead of time and Animating a few participants to keep Reg's spirits up.
...are you talking about the first one or the second one?That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-02-25, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
I don't have much time, so replies go later. How do you guys think Soon would react if he turned up after his kid is grown up and finds out that he/she is some sort of criminal that he's honor-bound to kill?
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
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2010-02-25, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Aww, that would be adorable in a slightly disturbing way.
Both.
I don't have much time, so replies go later. How do you guys think Soon would react if he turned up after his kid is grown up and finds out that he/she is some sort of criminal that he's honor-bound to kill?
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2010-02-25, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
That's a toughie, especially since Soon's a man we don't know much about (unless there's more to read about him in OtOoPCs or SoD, neither of which I've gotten yet). He seems like a pretty die-hard Paladin though, so I'd say that first he'd put all his energy into talking him/her into Atonement, then he may try to Atone him/her using force (or he may just do that first; what's 500 xp to someone of his level anyway, especially since this his own flesh and blood we're talking about?). If all that failed, he'd either Smite away or... take the "honorable" alternative to Falling.
Just like Tsukiko!
My goodness. Sounds like you've been having some rather fascninating conversations.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-02-25, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Nice oneshots. XD
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2010-02-25, 07:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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I laughed at the stories. They both just made my day!
Two things: Your user name and, like Asta Kask said, when you glomped everyone when your two nerd-camp friends came on. (I still have the bruises)
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2010-02-25, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
I've made new picture -this time it's Roy and Celia dressed as Beaurocratic Deva . There may be some mistakes in text, but it's 3 AM in here and I'm very sleepy . Maybe I'll make a series of pictures, like someone made with V having children with different women.
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2010-02-25, 09:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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h'uh... Ceilia is surprisingly willing to dress up as pepole she never met so Roy can pretend she is someone else :P
ahh wel, the Miko one was probibly nessisairy. best to get it out of his system ;)Avy by Thormag
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2010-02-25, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
I think the other Archon should say
"I wonder why she doesn't just use 'Alter Self'?"
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2010-02-25, 11:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Judging by how confused Roy looks in half-halfling's comics, I think the whole thing was Celia's idea, not his.
Because she loves making costumes.
I wonder if Celia will get the urge to dress up like Sabine...or Roy's mom or sister...and where Roy draws the line.Last edited by Raging Gene Ray; 2010-02-26 at 12:00 AM.
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2010-02-26, 01:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-26, 03:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Xykon before he became a lich. ;P
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2010-02-26, 05:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-26, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-26, 10:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-26, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-26, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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I foresee the Deva filing a lawsuit in the near future.
No fair! You're stealing my snow again!
Write more pairings! (and Murphy's Law)
I still have that stretcher machine, if you want to fix that.
You're a double-halfling, the opposite of a half-halfling.Last edited by Aaron; 2010-02-26 at 07:35 PM. Reason: grammer
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2010-02-26, 09:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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So now we add the lawyers to the mix?
*Yawns* I'm actually hitting the sack soon, since I have to get up at a quarter to 6 and won't be back until late. Wish me luck; the science competition's tomorrow! I'll be sure to write up a bunch of crack pairings; right now I've got Teevo/Really Dangerous Trap in mind!
Remember, I've got several crack pairings in mind! Talk about those instead!!!My webcomic!
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