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  1. 2011-03-04, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1261
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    I have female friends who are geeks.

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  2. 2011-03-04, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1262
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    Quote Originally Posted by SleepyShadow View Post
    It's been entirely too long since I have posted here. Now, as for this poster, I've always loved the game (and the entire series in general), but the party balance was always an issue for me ...
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    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause-to-effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
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  3. 2011-03-04, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1263
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    I swear to all unholy Hell, you people will drive me to drink someday...

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  4. 2011-03-04, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1264
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    Can you please spoiler tag those pic's The Tygre?
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  5. 2011-03-04, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1265
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    You really should have saved a few of those for the next derail
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  6. 2011-03-04, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1266
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    (Insert Back to the Future image here.)

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  7. 2011-03-04, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1267
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobold-Bard View Post
    I haven't seen Buffy in a long time. Why is she holding what looks like an axe upside down?
    If I do recall, that's her super-weapon from season 7. And I'm quite glad that people started posting again. I was going to have to do another dump...
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  8. 2011-03-04, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1268
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    Do it anyway.

    Just don't make me start reading another awesome webcomic, like last time
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    Been thinking of Pokemon way too much again...
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  11. 2011-03-04, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1271
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    The grammar confuses me. "When PCs start trap in a little ball"?
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    "Start to trap it", I assume.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    The grammar confuses me. "When PCs start trap in a little ball"?
    Should be "When the PC's trap it in a tiny ball".
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  14. 2011-03-04, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1274
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    We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.

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  15. 2011-03-04, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1275
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    That and it's fun for newbies.
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    You're a frickin' ninja below me, too!? You got mad skills, Vknight.
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    Rogue vs. Dog. (The new Cat vs. Commoner, only not amusing!)
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  16. 2011-03-04, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1276
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    No. No, we cannot. But lets leave it at that. If I'm gonna cause another derailment to this thread, I'm gonna shot myself.
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  17. 2011-03-04, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1277
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    We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.

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  18. 2011-03-04, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1278
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    Actually I was just looking for this one, but you know how it is with googling for motivators.

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    And some other stuff I found.
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    I think this one is a card in munchkin.
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  19. 2011-03-04, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1279
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    Curse you Yora, stop posting things I've stashed in my 'to be posted' folder! And out of curiousity, why did you turn it upside down?
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  20. 2011-03-04, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1280
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miscast_Mage View Post
    Curse you Yora, stop posting things I've stashed in my 'to be posted' folder! And out of curiousity, why did you turn it upside down?
    To destroy the moon, obviously.
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  21. 2011-03-04, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1281
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cieyrin View Post
    To destroy the moon, obviously.
    Smart-alec. And half-penance half-doing it before Yora can:

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    When I see that this thread has jumped 5 pages in 24 hours I'm usually happy, but then I remember there's at least two off-topic arguments in there. Then I haz a sad.

    Good that the process has come full-circle again and people are cranking 'em out again.

    The cycle continues....
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  23. 2011-03-04, 08:17 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1283
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    I think this one is a card in munchkin.
    Wow. Nize hat!

    Maybe it's a Phylactery of Faithfulness. You can tell you've done wrong by your religion when your neck hurts.
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    When he's in an anti-magic field, that hat expands to cover him and then he teleports away.
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  25. 2011-03-04, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1285
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    Well, there's an N amount of motivators in here, where N > number of reposts i'm willing to bother my rear with, so if it ever starts getting slow here you can start om-nom-noming your way through that, but to help ensure that you don't have to, have some more home-made motivators(not great ones, admittedly, but that link has 414 motivators as of this moment so nyeh ):

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drascin View Post
    I think the only thing we Spanish get is a free level of Rogue at birth. Also a -2 to Wis .

    Anyway, poster tax

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tygre View Post
    I swear to all unholy Hell, you people will drive me to drink someday...

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    Oh HELL yes Demon The Fallen.

    Last time I played that, I was a Defiler named Onias possessing a male porn star named Trent Domino. I was particularly fond of summoning a foot of water, going Apocalyptic, then using my shock attack to electrocute everyone in a 100 foot radius.

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    Oh he's got a new adminstration and everything though.

    Sorry had to do that. Lets shy away from that area unless we wish... mods
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    You're a frickin' ninja below me, too!? You got mad skills, Vknight.
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    Rogue vs. Dog. (The new Cat vs. Commoner, only not amusing!)
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    You are making the assumption of rational planning. After 37 years of dungeon crawling, I still have zero evidence that the average dungeon was designed by the sane.
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    What happens in real life when a certain stat is boosted due to old age.

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    You just lost the game. I lost too but at least I took someone down with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edan View Post
    What happens in real life when a certain stat is boosted due to old age.

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